Emmett Hagen
@mragenthandsome.bsky.social
Jack of Certain Trades, on the lookout for (good) trouble. ((SWL character, FC: Brett Dalton - RP account #SWLRP))
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Share a TV series you've watched beginning to end more than once
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Share a TV series you've watched beginning to end more than once
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For those people that need it #MusicMonday tidal.com/browse/track...
Gary Clark Jr. - If Trouble Was Money (Live)
Listen to If Trouble Was Money (Live) on TIDAL
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November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
For those people that need it #MusicMonday tidal.com/browse/track...
... It's like serious editors were on vacation
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
... It's like serious editors were on vacation
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What's a movie you never tire of?
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
What's a movie you never tire of?
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only
My situation room:
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My situation room:
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Ok- let me have it
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Ok- let me have it
That time that the bad guy was only guilty by association.
a man in a plaid shirt has a huge nose
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt has a huge nose
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November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
That time that the bad guy was only guilty by association.
Completely normal teen behavior
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Completely normal teen behavior
I'm too lazy to make this look real. Any followers can have at it
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm too lazy to make this look real. Any followers can have at it
(( ... hrmm... ))
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
(( ... hrmm... ))
The real trick of this is deciding *when* to do it. When have you atoned? When have you suffered enough? When does that horrible thing stop mattering so much?
did you know you can just like, forgive yourself? all that shit you punish yourself over and over for, you don’t have to do that you can set it down and walk away and breathe deep for the first time in decades
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The real trick of this is deciding *when* to do it. When have you atoned? When have you suffered enough? When does that horrible thing stop mattering so much?
((Graduation from the Chicago Police Academy- pride and adoration from family and friends. Start of the adventure of a lifetime. If only he knew))
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
((Graduation from the Chicago Police Academy- pride and adoration from family and friends. Start of the adventure of a lifetime. If only he knew))
Arrogant prick of a 19th century doctor cuts up and reassembles dead bodies to bring to life just to prove he's smart. He then doesn't take any responsibility for the new form of life he's made and the 8' tall necro baby is *pissed*.
Giant ape who hates planes reluctantly travels to New York to impress a blonde on his first date.
Explain a film plot badly:
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Arrogant prick of a 19th century doctor cuts up and reassembles dead bodies to bring to life just to prove he's smart. He then doesn't take any responsibility for the new form of life he's made and the 8' tall necro baby is *pissed*.
Sometimes #MusicMonday hits a little different tidal.com/browse/track...
The Wood Brothers - Postcards From Hell
Listen to Postcards From Hell on TIDAL
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November 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sometimes #MusicMonday hits a little different tidal.com/browse/track...
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Feels like it’s been ten years since Lauren Boebert gave a guy a handy at a theatre
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Feels like it’s been ten years since Lauren Boebert gave a guy a handy at a theatre
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When white people react with hostility to sharing space with Black and brown folk, they don’t care if those folk were born here, migrated legally, or are “illegal aliens.” They only see non-white faces who “don’t belong in their space.” This is why “ordinary concern” about migration is basic racism.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
When white people react with hostility to sharing space with Black and brown folk, they don’t care if those folk were born here, migrated legally, or are “illegal aliens.” They only see non-white faces who “don’t belong in their space.” This is why “ordinary concern” about migration is basic racism.