Michael Rabehl
@mrabehl.bsky.social
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1/ DEVELOPING: A journalist was rushed to New York-Presbyterian Hospital following another incident with an ICE agent at 26 Federal Plaza, an immigration court in NYC. The last I heard, he was getting X-rays for his lower back.
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
1/ DEVELOPING: A journalist was rushed to New York-Presbyterian Hospital following another incident with an ICE agent at 26 Federal Plaza, an immigration court in NYC. The last I heard, he was getting X-rays for his lower back.
I've decided to be part of the problem.
May 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I've decided to be part of the problem.
The hits keep on coming...
May 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The hits keep on coming...
Cardinal Pizzaballa can still be Pope if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
May 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Cardinal Pizzaballa can still be Pope if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
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He blocked me after this, some men just can't handle a driven career angel.
May 21, 2024 at 7:11 PM
He blocked me after this, some men just can't handle a driven career angel.
My name's Mike. Short for Micycle.
April 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My name's Mike. Short for Micycle.
The soundtrack is forming in my mind...
April 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The soundtrack is forming in my mind...
I'm rarely that happy to see anyone, so yes, it’s a banana.
March 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm rarely that happy to see anyone, so yes, it’s a banana.
When I'm told spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them, I'm like, when did it become a competition?
March 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
When I'm told spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them, I'm like, when did it become a competition?
SCIENCE: “Domesticated dogs are most closely related to grey wolves.”
MY DOG: “This dog biscuit is rather large. Might you break it into smaller pieces for me, kind sir?”
MY DOG: “This dog biscuit is rather large. Might you break it into smaller pieces for me, kind sir?”
March 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
SCIENCE: “Domesticated dogs are most closely related to grey wolves.”
MY DOG: “This dog biscuit is rather large. Might you break it into smaller pieces for me, kind sir?”
MY DOG: “This dog biscuit is rather large. Might you break it into smaller pieces for me, kind sir?”
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy is not welcome in Trump's America. Andrew Tate is.
March 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Volodymyr Zelenskyy is not welcome in Trump's America. Andrew Tate is.
TRUMP is weak.
TRUMP is hated around the world.
AMERICA is hated around the world.
And, your egg and gas prices still have not gone down.
TRUMP is hated around the world.
AMERICA is hated around the world.
And, your egg and gas prices still have not gone down.
February 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
TRUMP is weak.
TRUMP is hated around the world.
AMERICA is hated around the world.
And, your egg and gas prices still have not gone down.
TRUMP is hated around the world.
AMERICA is hated around the world.
And, your egg and gas prices still have not gone down.
Adding "ultimate" to any activity makes it way more exciting (e.g. "ultimate channel surfing" or "ultimate dozing off while channel surfing").
January 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Adding "ultimate" to any activity makes it way more exciting (e.g. "ultimate channel surfing" or "ultimate dozing off while channel surfing").
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Donald Trump will be 78 when he's inaugurated as president next month, making him the first president whose age exceeds his IQ.
December 28, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Donald Trump will be 78 when he's inaugurated as president next month, making him the first president whose age exceeds his IQ.
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R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)
December 31, 2024 at 3:19 PM
R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024)
I haven't showered since last year!!!
January 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I haven't showered since last year!!!
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
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I feel like these follow back people don’t realize that when you follow someone back, you end up seeing all of their posts. Like every single one.
December 30, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I feel like these follow back people don’t realize that when you follow someone back, you end up seeing all of their posts. Like every single one.
This new "Nosferatu" is much different than the trailer led me to believe it would be.
December 31, 2024 at 12:48 AM
This new "Nosferatu" is much different than the trailer led me to believe it would be.