Chris Norris
@mr-norris.bsky.social
Creative Director, writer and mentor. High Peak Culture & Heritage Strategy Advisory Group. Lancastrian Glossopian, Pro-EU, anti-bigot, proud side hustle with the award-winning floral designers www.norris.store
This. I’ve said elsewhere Trump’s the screaming toddler in the supermarket confectionary aisle. Yet the grown ups egg him on, waving Snickers bars in his face instead of walking away saying ‘we’ll leave you here… we’re going… bye bye.’ and calmly wandering off to the deli aisle.
He’s in the news because people are rightly disgusted a draft dodger is insulting dead soldiers.
He wants to be in the news. He doesn’t care what for. I’m not sure what the solution is, but keeping him in the news has secured him a second presidency. Maybe we need to stop putting him in the news.
He wants to be in the news. He doesn’t care what for. I’m not sure what the solution is, but keeping him in the news has secured him a second presidency. Maybe we need to stop putting him in the news.
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 AM
This. I’ve said elsewhere Trump’s the screaming toddler in the supermarket confectionary aisle. Yet the grown ups egg him on, waving Snickers bars in his face instead of walking away saying ‘we’ll leave you here… we’re going… bye bye.’ and calmly wandering off to the deli aisle.
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January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Now that’s how you do a party political broadcast. Like it? Then join. Bravo @zackpolanski.bsky.social
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January 22, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Now that’s how you do a party political broadcast. Like it? Then join. Bravo @zackpolanski.bsky.social
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‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
ICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy arriving home, say school officials
Superintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 AM
‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Not claiming credit for this, but…
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Not claiming credit for this, but…
Trump - “The world is not secure unless we have complete and total control of Greenland."
Basically means…
"Unless we secure Greenland, we won’t have complete and total control of the world."
Basically means…
"Unless we secure Greenland, we won’t have complete and total control of the world."
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Trump - “The world is not secure unless we have complete and total control of Greenland."
Basically means…
"Unless we secure Greenland, we won’t have complete and total control of the world."
Basically means…
"Unless we secure Greenland, we won’t have complete and total control of the world."
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When we said NATO wasn't working we were derided.
When we said a nuclear weapons system relying on the US is dangerous we were called stupid.
The truth is the establishment are more interested in kissing US feet than keeping the UK safe.
It's time for a rethink.
When we said a nuclear weapons system relying on the US is dangerous we were called stupid.
The truth is the establishment are more interested in kissing US feet than keeping the UK safe.
It's time for a rethink.
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 AM
When we said NATO wasn't working we were derided.
When we said a nuclear weapons system relying on the US is dangerous we were called stupid.
The truth is the establishment are more interested in kissing US feet than keeping the UK safe.
It's time for a rethink.
When we said a nuclear weapons system relying on the US is dangerous we were called stupid.
The truth is the establishment are more interested in kissing US feet than keeping the UK safe.
It's time for a rethink.
Dear Bluesky friends… sign this >> stoptrump.org.uk/sign-venezue... #stoptrump #venezuela #criminaltrump #arresttrump #keirstarmer
Open letter: UK must not abstain on UN Venezuela vote
Stop Trump Coalition
stoptrump.org.uk
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Dear Bluesky friends… sign this >> stoptrump.org.uk/sign-venezue... #stoptrump #venezuela #criminaltrump #arresttrump #keirstarmer
Hey America… you know YOU’RE the bad guys now right?
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Hey America… you know YOU’RE the bad guys now right?
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stoptrump.org.uk/sign-bbc-let... - totally on board with this, sign it if you are too. The unhinged orange fartleberry must not be allowed to ransack the BBC.
Sign the letter: The BBC must not pay Trump a penny
Stop Trump Coalition
stoptrump.org.uk
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
stoptrump.org.uk/sign-bbc-let... - totally on board with this, sign it if you are too. The unhinged orange fartleberry must not be allowed to ransack the BBC.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I did a thing. You should too if you’re not impressed with the current political landscape, but are impressed with @zackpolanski.bsky.social & @greenparty.org.uk’s bold new voice. The UK has needed honest, common sense representation for too long… now we have it. 💚 Join today! join.greenparty.org.uk
Direct and correct. Damn, this challenging of the media is so overdue. Zack is rapidly creating what could be a genuine home for millions of people desperate for common sense government. Bravo Zack.
No other party says the basic truth: migration is good for Britain.
The real problem? Inequality, soaring bills, underfunded public services.
That’s driven by the greed of the super rich and the Labour government who serve them - not by migrants.
The real problem? Inequality, soaring bills, underfunded public services.
That’s driven by the greed of the super rich and the Labour government who serve them - not by migrants.
September 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Direct and correct. Damn, this challenging of the media is so overdue. Zack is rapidly creating what could be a genuine home for millions of people desperate for common sense government. Bravo Zack.
When Pete Hegseth says the strikes on Iran were ‘historically successful’ he actually means ‘in the past when these types of mission were undertaken, they worked.’
June 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
When Pete Hegseth says the strikes on Iran were ‘historically successful’ he actually means ‘in the past when these types of mission were undertaken, they worked.’
Watching the poisonous wotsit doing his White House press conference, and all I’m seeing is him and his entourage spouting bile whilst the journos ask the most inane questions. It’s little wonder the US is sleepwalking into fascism.
June 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Watching the poisonous wotsit doing his White House press conference, and all I’m seeing is him and his entourage spouting bile whilst the journos ask the most inane questions. It’s little wonder the US is sleepwalking into fascism.
Happy Friday. And for no other reason than that, here’s a picture of me dressed as a fox. (Either slightly sozzled, or checking out the local bin situation). #fox #foxesofbluesky #fasnacht #konstanz
April 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Happy Friday. And for no other reason than that, here’s a picture of me dressed as a fox. (Either slightly sozzled, or checking out the local bin situation). #fox #foxesofbluesky #fasnacht #konstanz
The finest wit is to be found on these isles.
We have reached the joke stage in the break with the U.S. That's a very good sign.
March 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The finest wit is to be found on these isles.
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Biden's policy was like this:
We help you, but only enough to survive, never to weaken Russia too much.
Why?
Because without the Russian threat Europe doesn't need America.
But Trump overplayed his hand.
And now Europe is united and rearming.
We help you, but only enough to survive, never to weaken Russia too much.
Why?
Because without the Russian threat Europe doesn't need America.
But Trump overplayed his hand.
And now Europe is united and rearming.
March 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Biden's policy was like this:
We help you, but only enough to survive, never to weaken Russia too much.
Why?
Because without the Russian threat Europe doesn't need America.
But Trump overplayed his hand.
And now Europe is united and rearming.
We help you, but only enough to survive, never to weaken Russia too much.
Why?
Because without the Russian threat Europe doesn't need America.
But Trump overplayed his hand.
And now Europe is united and rearming.
stoptrump.org.uk/petition-can... << either stop it or make the Orange Twat know exactly how much of a twat he is when he’s here.
Petition: Cancel Trump’s state visit
Stop Trump Coalition
stoptrump.org.uk
March 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
stoptrump.org.uk/petition-can... << either stop it or make the Orange Twat know exactly how much of a twat he is when he’s here.
I've just signed "Marks & Spencer - stop advertising on GB News" - Will you support the campaign too? actionstorm.org/petitions/ma... @StopFundingHate
Sign the Petition
Marks & Spencer - stop advertising on GB News
actionstorm.org
February 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I've just signed "Marks & Spencer - stop advertising on GB News" - Will you support the campaign too? actionstorm.org/petitions/ma... @StopFundingHate
Interest in Dirty Donald’s inauguration? Barely noticeable.
Volume of posts on here about Dirty Donald’s inauguration? Barely noticeable.
I like this place.
Volume of posts on here about Dirty Donald’s inauguration? Barely noticeable.
I like this place.
January 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Interest in Dirty Donald’s inauguration? Barely noticeable.
Volume of posts on here about Dirty Donald’s inauguration? Barely noticeable.
I like this place.
Volume of posts on here about Dirty Donald’s inauguration? Barely noticeable.
I like this place.
Either The Times editorial standards are slipping (further), or the US has been meddling in the sacred dish of my Lancashire homeland. #saveourhotpot
January 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Either The Times editorial standards are slipping (further), or the US has been meddling in the sacred dish of my Lancashire homeland. #saveourhotpot
Whilst I’m happily nesting on here, I still need to move my ultra-talented wife’s business profile from the other place. Here’s her RHS Tatton exhibit from this year, in partnership with Endometriosis UK. A stunning, emotional piece of art. #endometriosis #floristry #floraldesign #art
December 29, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Whilst I’m happily nesting on here, I still need to move my ultra-talented wife’s business profile from the other place. Here’s her RHS Tatton exhibit from this year, in partnership with Endometriosis UK. A stunning, emotional piece of art. #endometriosis #floristry #floraldesign #art
There’s now quite a few ‘x’ sycophants popping up on here to make mischief… but the great thing is they stand out like a throbbing vein on a right winger’s forehead. So easy and satisfying to block.
December 18, 2024 at 8:39 AM
There’s now quite a few ‘x’ sycophants popping up on here to make mischief… but the great thing is they stand out like a throbbing vein on a right winger’s forehead. So easy and satisfying to block.
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Thou shalt not let Bluesky be ruined by bigots.
December 13, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Thou shalt not let Bluesky be ruined by bigots.