Mark Cohen
@mpc.sh
LES FOURMIS, he told me, ONT MANGÉ VOTRE LINKY. (they)
my phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck". am I in the upside down
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
my phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck". am I in the upside down
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if you have friends with marjorie taylor red and marjorie taylor blue you can collect all 150 marjorie taylors
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
if you have friends with marjorie taylor red and marjorie taylor blue you can collect all 150 marjorie taylors
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Title text: "'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'"
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3167#Transcript
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3167#Transcript
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Title text: "'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'"
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3167#Transcript
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3167#Transcript
our mayor uses alt text 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
our mayor uses alt text 🥹
common KenJen W
"If you have a water view, Bruce Harrell might be for you!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
common KenJen W
didn't realize @goose.art had an office on lake union??
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
didn't realize @goose.art had an office on lake union??
I think cops should all be forced to drive Nissan Leafs as their duty vehicles. I think this would solve many problems
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I think cops should all be forced to drive Nissan Leafs as their duty vehicles. I think this would solve many problems
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Seattleites watching Mamdani cruise to victory while waiting for +Wilson ballot drops
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Seattleites watching Mamdani cruise to victory while waiting for +Wilson ballot drops
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please please please mr president insure our buildout of excessive infrastructure for a dead end product that kills people. do this because we high key think we’re building jesus from gaming rigs
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
please please please mr president insure our buildout of excessive infrastructure for a dead end product that kills people. do this because we high key think we’re building jesus from gaming rigs
(to the tune of the hit 2010 song DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love by Usher featuring Pitbull)
The JNCO boys got me feelin like an unc, goddamn
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
(to the tune of the hit 2010 song DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love by Usher featuring Pitbull)
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every news outlet and journalist who calls trans rights a losing issue should be forcefed soap and their own regrets
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
every news outlet and journalist who calls trans rights a losing issue should be forcefed soap and their own regrets
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I fucking hate flying so fucking much
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I fucking hate flying so fucking much
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mfs just looove to get on a plane unmasked with a wet cough. and cough into their hands! I thought we talked about this!
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
mfs just looove to get on a plane unmasked with a wet cough. and cough into their hands! I thought we talked about this!
airbus making airbus noises
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
airbus making airbus noises
who is Ped Xing and why do I keep seeing his name on the street
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
who is Ped Xing and why do I keep seeing his name on the street
SFO sensory area is goated
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
SFO sensory area is goated
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florence and the torment nexus
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
florence and the torment nexus
just saw a middle aged woman spritz some type of sanitizer on an airport gate seat... while not wearing a mask.
so close!
so close!
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
just saw a middle aged woman spritz some type of sanitizer on an airport gate seat... while not wearing a mask.
so close!
so close!
any moots in SF this week? in town tonight thru fri morning 👀
October 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
any moots in SF this week? in town tonight thru fri morning 👀
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rideshare driver taking me back home asked if I thought AI could've helped prevent the Alaska Airlines meltdown today. we are so fucking cooked
it is eighty two degrees on this motherfucking airplane according to my aranet. I swear to god I am never flying again
all that and a hellaciously slow boarding process just to sit on tarmac for 20 mins before being told to deplane due to an "IT issue" with an "update in an hour or so". I fucking hate flying so much dude
October 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
rideshare driver taking me back home asked if I thought AI could've helped prevent the Alaska Airlines meltdown today. we are so fucking cooked