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MossWitch
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Like a bog witch, but more temperate rainforest.

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IF AI HAS NO HATERS, I AM DEAD
I fucking hate gen AI so fucking much and I hate that it’s been shoved into every product everywhere, because capitalism.
I don’t even care if it makes me an old Luddite, it’s trash garbage that is burning doing our environment - for at best - absolutely nothing. I will die on this hill.
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I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Oh that job posting is old, but we’re looking for this other position, can you do that?”
Me, desperate for a job: “Sure.”
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Friend stop by to give us some sausage.

This is genuinely about food making hobbies. We are smoking some almonds to share with them next.
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pet peeve: People who will say "No updates from me!" and then proceed to talk for at least couple minutes.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Watching some documentary about the Mariana Trench:
“It’s like the weight of an elephant pressing on your fingertip. And every other inch of your body.”

Intrusive thought: “Crush me daddy”.
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I can tell AI was made predominantly by men because when I do a bunch of work and AI summarizes the Jira ticket it attributes it to someone else.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I know why some people don’t like me at work. It’s because they will do things like lob a hot potato of an email off to others, and I will politely grab it with mitts, set it back in front of them and go “This yours?”
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Maybe the robots will help us revolt against the oligarchs. Has anyone written that Sci-Fi?
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The bi panic of learning more about Mamdani was the video where they were like “he met his wife on hinge” and I was like ‘you can just find a Mamdani on Hinge?!’
And then they went into more about his wife and I was like ‘you can just find a Rama Duwaji on Hinge?!?!’
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Honestly at this point I’m wondering which side Darnold’s on.
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“You’re just going to pound it there for half a foot” - sportsball
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“So, who are we rooting for? I feel like it’s neither.”
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Are you seriously telling me I have to be aware of a second Clinton BJ scandal in my lifetime?! I’m so fucking tired.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’ve already filled this void with my screams this week, can I get new one?
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
These pats uniforms just look faded ass.
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh I see. It’s “Reach down to pet the dog and come away with a wet hand covered in corgi fur” season.
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm too exhausted to read these illiterate shitbird horrible people emails with way too many spaces in them like they were typing with one hand and jerking off and bumping the spacebar with the other.
Please let me know if as a society we're gonna actually inflict some FUCKING CONSEQUENCES on them.
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m in my 40s and I’ve successfully managed to schedule a game night with several of my similarly aged adult friends! Success! Glory!
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Wanted to joke that the dems are really doing a Seahawks in third quarter today about all this but that implies that the dems aren’t the biggest fuckup fumbling the ball today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
On a train in Seattle listening to some dude talk about his nvidia stock and it would be unfortunate to barf a little in my mask.
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Absolute queen shit
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I went and did this.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM