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mosswitch.bsky.social
MossWitch
@mosswitch.bsky.social
Like a bog witch, but more temperate rainforest.

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Cool well as long as the SS wears name tags everything’s fine!
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I did an old lady yells at cloud thing at my team the other day and held up the 256mb flash drive my first real tech job gave me when I started, that I of course still have in my drawer for some reason, and my new 2TB backup flash drive which is slightly smaller.
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There was a prompt on one of the gamechangers to take a picture showing at least 25 teeth and I literally don’t have enough teeth left to do that, from having my wisdoms + 4 more pulled for lack of space.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
…how.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The cats are helping
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I also enjoyed Anne with an E on Netflix.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
But seriously if you want to make a Mort you have friends who have skills who can help as well as a lot of online tutorials on how to do every skill in the entire realm of fiber arts. Learning crochet is entirely possible thing if you want it, and can make a bunch of mistakes and just keep going.
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The journey of a mort starts with a single stitch.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I have exactly 6 teeth that don’t have fillings or crowns.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I love that it’s “Earls grey” like attorneys general.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There’s a lot of solidarity in that little bot.
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Honestly at this point we could use the degrees to figure out how to reproduce with two eggs’ genetic material and eliminate the entire problem
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Two more turnovers later I would like to refer back to my previous message
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM