Morte Danger
@mortedanger.bsky.social
the sky over Chicagoland is the same sky over Southern California & that's all on that subject
July 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the sky over Chicagoland is the same sky over Southern California & that's all on that subject
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I'll never forgive you mother fuckers.
June 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I'll never forgive you mother fuckers.
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Obviously fake moon. You can see the wires!
June 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Obviously fake moon. You can see the wires!
this is your sign to go to a cheap chinese buffet
June 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this is your sign to go to a cheap chinese buffet
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if chemists announced there was a new chemical and it was called ohgodohfuckium, what properties would it be assumed to have
June 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
if chemists announced there was a new chemical and it was called ohgodohfuckium, what properties would it be assumed to have
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is on track to become Dems' candidate for NYC mayor — toppling Andrew Cuomo's comeback dreams and putting incumbent Eric Adams on notice.
Cuomo has conceded and said he called to congratulate Mamdani.
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Cuomo has conceded and said he called to congratulate Mamdani.
ow.ly/SHE050WfR0C
June 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is on track to become Dems' candidate for NYC mayor — toppling Andrew Cuomo's comeback dreams and putting incumbent Eric Adams on notice.
Cuomo has conceded and said he called to congratulate Mamdani.
ow.ly/SHE050WfR0C
Cuomo has conceded and said he called to congratulate Mamdani.
ow.ly/SHE050WfR0C
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If SpaceX actively tried to blow up every rocket on launch, they would probably all reach Mars.
June 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If SpaceX actively tried to blow up every rocket on launch, they would probably all reach Mars.
I imagine it's like one of these
June 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I imagine it's like one of these
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It is FUCKED UP that the dipshits responsible for our ability to explore anything off of this planet are so despicable and so bad at their jobs that one of their projects exploding into a three story ball of flame brings everyone a moment of unadulterated joy.
June 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It is FUCKED UP that the dipshits responsible for our ability to explore anything off of this planet are so despicable and so bad at their jobs that one of their projects exploding into a three story ball of flame brings everyone a moment of unadulterated joy.
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Early this morning, SpaceX Starship 36 exploded during routine testing and NASA made this compilation video of it.
June 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Early this morning, SpaceX Starship 36 exploded during routine testing and NASA made this compilation video of it.
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𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 deadly sins? in this economy?
June 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 deadly sins? in this economy?
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Honey, I Shit the Bed
June 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Honey, I Shit the Bed
It's nice not having a bunch of followers bc I can just say whatever I want ☺️ We all come from a singular energy that wants to feel unique experiences. Everything that exists is a part of it. The stars/planets determine the composition of your ingredients. Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper alive.
June 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's nice not having a bunch of followers bc I can just say whatever I want ☺️ We all come from a singular energy that wants to feel unique experiences. Everything that exists is a part of it. The stars/planets determine the composition of your ingredients. Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper alive.
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Seems like an appropriate time to repost this
June 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Seems like an appropriate time to repost this
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*explaining to my son my idea of having a giant dog rescue where all the dogs are trained to sniff out various diseases and you can pay $100 to walk through and have a dog diagnose you by scent*
my son: you could call it “plague dogters”
me: I have given birth to a genius
my son: you could call it “plague dogters”
me: I have given birth to a genius
June 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
*explaining to my son my idea of having a giant dog rescue where all the dogs are trained to sniff out various diseases and you can pay $100 to walk through and have a dog diagnose you by scent*
my son: you could call it “plague dogters”
me: I have given birth to a genius
my son: you could call it “plague dogters”
me: I have given birth to a genius
Why was KKKaroline outta breath?
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Why was KKKaroline outta breath?
Texas is banning weed again, so they can jail/deport more people & bump up them numbers
June 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Texas is banning weed again, so they can jail/deport more people & bump up them numbers
Barack Obama's impact is undeniable, regardless of your political stance. He's the reason 95% of us know the age you can run for president.
I guarantee you know someone who claims they're "running in 2030"
I guarantee you know someone who claims they're "running in 2030"
June 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Barack Obama's impact is undeniable, regardless of your political stance. He's the reason 95% of us know the age you can run for president.
I guarantee you know someone who claims they're "running in 2030"
I guarantee you know someone who claims they're "running in 2030"
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*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts
June 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
*takes off jorts to reveal even sassier jorts