Shogay Hoetani
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Shogay Hoetani
@morrowind.bsky.social
GAY METAL NERD | CORPSE PAINT COMMUNIST | BAN EVASION ENTHUSIAST

I like baseball and pokemon a bit too much
my youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@paladin.mp4
Forgot this app existed haha what's up where the Jokes at
March 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
BALATRO ALL GOLD STAKES ON MOBILE MEGATHREAD --- Rundowns, light strategy talk, and just being bored at the inlaws.

Alt text will contain any additional details I remember but it might be sparse. Anyways, 🧵 begins
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Bored af might post a really long thread
December 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Lexington photo dump before the holidays
December 21, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Update: Yankees fan followed me and clarified he's got no problem with faggots so I guess we're friends now!
Finally got into a big baseball group chat and other than one Yankees fan who likes calling ppl fags (because of course) it's nice to talk baseball like this
December 4, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I love Twitter still its the only place where a sports account calls me a slur for celebrating a CEO getting dropped and tries to take the moral high ground
December 4, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Finally got into a big baseball group chat and other than one Yankees fan who likes calling ppl fags (because of course) it's nice to talk baseball like this
December 3, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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I got lost down a @baseball-reference.com rabbit hole, as one does, and came across my new choice as one of the greatest pieces of content that should be read more. It is incredible.

Homer Simpson's SABR bio.
sabr.org/bioproj/pers...
Homer Simpson – Society for American Baseball Research
sabr.org
December 3, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Why do I keep getting ghost follows on here? Are people that quick at unfollowing or is the website broken again
December 3, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Had to reread this twice
December 2, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Got my dad into Balatro and while he learns, I smoked this gold stake run
December 1, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Coworker Kendrick Lamar:
Enjoy your Friday, brother.
November 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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This is what it's all about y'all.

Who wants to make someone's day?

And who needs their day made?

Free Friday keeps rolling. Who's next?
Thank you whoever paid for this. Honestly crying bc this is so nice.
November 29, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Seeing " ! Blocked User " in every quote tweet like:
November 28, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I just realized now that the Dodgers have signed Snell, Burnes is almost guaranteed to go to the AL East. I know the Jays are big on Fried, and I get it, but bring my baseball crush home...
November 27, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Wow my new job is truly a fake email job everyone just uses chatgpt and bounces between teams meetings wtf
November 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Just shat literal cartoon shit. Spiral and everything. Had no idea that was even possible
November 25, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Was gonna be a Treatlerite this morning but the offer disappeared from the app as I went to claim it. My only recourse is unleashing my temporary embarrassment on a support chatbot.
November 25, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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i called the bible pro-creator slop with unnecessary gore scenes and they kicked me out of the groyper valorant discord, what did i do wrong?????
November 24, 2024 at 4:51 AM
typewriter font names are all cool and artsy like "Punk Queen" and "vVWweRraType!" and then the next page is "Chonker" and "Pookie"
November 23, 2024 at 6:54 AM
can free agents start signing already I'm fiending
November 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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reply guys have never been so back. lowbie gang wya
November 20, 2024 at 3:11 PM