Shogay Hoetani
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Shogay Hoetani
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GAY METAL NERD | CORPSE PAINT COMMUNIST | BAN EVASION ENTHUSIAST

I like baseball and pokemon a bit too much
my youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@paladin.mp4
Basically! From what I understand the podcast has fallen off so it's now rage farming on the everything app
December 27, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Just the face of fresh and fit. That podcast that farmed clips of bringing on women, getting them REALLY drunk and harassing them live to "own" them.

Came up with early manosphere and blew up from Tate and lockdowns
December 27, 2024 at 4:31 AM
What does this mean lol, half of my post is about fundamentals
December 27, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Banged out a quick run on Plasma just for the post. Chips chips chips. Arrowhead is almost an auto win on plasma, as it translates to 125^2 if you play 5 spades. Unfortunately I couldn't find one, but I (say the line Bart) got some blue Seals and played pairs! Yay!!! Details in alt text.
December 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
🎰 Erratic Deck 🎰

Yeah I just got lucky lol. Started with a bunch of Aces and Kings and just spammed full houses. Hexed some Trousers and mixed with Card Sharp and Campfire it wasn't even close, even with some egregiously bad shuffling RNG.

Don't have much else to say 🤷
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🧑‍🧒‍🧒 Anaglyph Deck 🧑‍🧒‍🧒

A test of balance between greed and fundamentals. This run didn't even make sense, I somehow ended up with Straight Flushes and barely skipping? I think Sigil may have helped but I axed the face cards with hanging men and I believe a bit of trading card. Yes thats Brainstorm.
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🎨 Painted Deck 🎨

By no means an easy deck, but the hand size enables trickier hands. Early rocket funded my phone exploits. Ouija gave me Kings iirc, or I just got a ton of Death cards I don't remember honestly. Chad Kroeger combo (Hanging + Photograph) is just a ton of points.
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
♍Zodiac Deck♍

I don't even know where to begin with this run. Early stencil, into invisible Joker, into lucky Wheel is basically GG. Played a mix of everything, from pair to 5kind. Tried to make as many clubs as possible. Score got ridiculous with x54 mult.

Double stencil is insane if you get it
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🎴Checkered Deck 🎴

This was my first gold stake on PC, and for good reason, it's the easiest won. One blue seal and some Xmult and you're basically there. Flushes are almost guaranteed. This is one of the few decks where Blackboard sees play and I used it here, alongside Constellation.
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🏚️ Abandoned Deck 🏚️

The Premier deck for Straights and Ride the Bus. So I used both. I think Space Guy procced a few times, made a lot of Hearts and Wild Cards for Bloodstone. Got Ramen for extra points with one round left.

Not much to say, will leave some wayward thoughts in alt text
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
👻 Ghost Deck 👻

I love love love this deck. So much fun. Like I mentioned in last post's alt text, Madness can be quite good in Gold Stake! I immediately Hex'd it, and went to town. Just stacked Eternal jokers, including my beloved Baseball Card, and waltzed into 8-8 like it was nothing.
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
All I have for my Plasma deck run is this lone screenshot, and I barely remember it. Eternal Polychrome (?) Certificate so I had endless amounts of seals and I believe Hanging Chad + Arrowhead combo. I'll do another run so I can be more detailed!
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🌌Nebula🌌 is one of the harder decks in gold, mainly due to 1 consumable slot and Constellation not being terribly valuable early.

Stuntman and Ectoplasm put me down to a hand size of 5, but I used what little econ I had to fuel my Campfire to drop 150k point hands.

More in alt text
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🔮Magic Deck🔮
This one wasn't even impressive lol. I just pulled a foil Yorick immediately and just discarded to X11. Fortune Teller was also at something stupid. Think I eventually made a 4kind deck.
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🏴 BLACK DECK 🏴
This is without a doubt the hardest gold stake. The 3 hands is horribly restricting in terms of scoring, and losing out on even $3 in the first two rounds can ruin you.

I thought it was over when my Ante 1 Gros Michel died, but Cavendish showed up next shop to save the run. Alt text!
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
💲Green Deck💲
Green removes interest and rewards you directly for remaining Hands and Discards. On gold stake you ABSOLUTELY need to be playing one shot hands to get past Ante 6. I forgot to screenshot the jokers, but a late game Triboulet locked in the run. A lot to go over in alt text.
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🟡Yellow Deck🟡
Yellow is one of the easier Gold Stakes as you have a bit of starting cash. I played this run at like midnight so I don't remember much, but it was a pretty straightforward Flat Mult + Scaling Mult and plenty of xMult.

Iirc it was 4kind build, with again, blue Seals.
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🔵 Blue Deck 🔵
Extra hand screams Pair/2Pair build, so that's what I did. Trousers are one of the best scaling jokers in the game, and an early death from Gros Michel turned into a cakewalk when Cavendish dropped in Ante 3. Didn't use the DNA effect once, Two Pair was at level 14+, more in alt text!
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
🔴 Red Deck 🔴
Extra discard can enable more complex hands, and I used it to propel my favorite scaler - The Runner.

Early on, Straights rack up a lot of points but are very inconsistent the longer the game goes. Sitting on Egg gave me a fat pirate and I pivoted to Pairs for an easy win.
December 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
How do you get labels wtf
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 AM