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Hokie Doug
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Herbivorous. Crepuscular.
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David Bowie died ten years ago today so here is a photo of him in Japan looking cool as the current Berlin winter.
January 10, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Miami has yet to win an ACC championship
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
I’m starting to think the goals are a few feet larger in Portugal than the EPL.
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Wishing a very joyous Ben Folds Teenage Abortion Day to all who celebrate
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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It’s the time of year when your bougie grocery store has the most fkd-up novelty cheeses imaginable. Goat cheese with gingerbread in it. Pesto gouda. Mango Wensleydale. Cheese law means nothing out there this week.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I’m sorry, I know it’s supposed to be a very serious and good movie but I can’t read “Hamnet” without picturing a “Muppet Show” parody of “Dragnet” where all the characters are pigs.
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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This has me yearning for just good old fashioned Sepp Blatter corruption.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Late look-in at the Virginia Tech offense
a sn sportsnet dumpster is on fire
ALT: a sn sportsnet dumpster is on fire
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Just the Mayor of Boston playing the shit out of a Bach duet with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall 🥰
An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜

🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If he gets us 10 wins a year, I’ll take 2-21 against top 5 opponents.
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Hey man fuck that cop
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Let’s remember some guys…from the 1996 TB Mutiny team. Including Ivan McKinley’s autograph.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Call those duck defenders chrusciki the way gronowski had them all twisted up
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Same picture
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.

In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Me trying to properly contextualize Ohtani's performance tonight.
a black and white photo of a woman holding her head in her hands .
Alt: Joan Crawford in black-and-white having a horrific mental breakdown while running her hands through her hair
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/
October 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM