moody
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mehoy minoy but make it ✨️intellectual✨️
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taco bell cures cramps and that's just science
August 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
taco bell cures cramps and that's just science
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if you see me smiling at my phone like an idiot in love, i’m probably looking at a restaurant menu
August 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
if you see me smiling at my phone like an idiot in love, i’m probably looking at a restaurant menu
✨️ let's normalize calling out employers for their low balling tactics in 2025 ✨️
August 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
✨️ let's normalize calling out employers for their low balling tactics in 2025 ✨️
nothing like a cup of hot bean juice and a splash of candied bovine mammary excretion to start your morning
August 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
nothing like a cup of hot bean juice and a splash of candied bovine mammary excretion to start your morning
"monthly rent reflects market rate for the area" ok cool but a guy was just g*nned down and unalived a few streets over, but you think $3,000/month for a 1bed w/ no utilities is normal. got it
August 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"monthly rent reflects market rate for the area" ok cool but a guy was just g*nned down and unalived a few streets over, but you think $3,000/month for a 1bed w/ no utilities is normal. got it
a lot of my craving for tacos can be appeased just by drinking fresh lime juice bc im such a slut for citrus
August 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
a lot of my craving for tacos can be appeased just by drinking fresh lime juice bc im such a slut for citrus
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wolves don’t lose sleep over the opinions of the applebees wait staff
July 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
wolves don’t lose sleep over the opinions of the applebees wait staff
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several thousand skeets later and i still don’t know wtf i’m doing here
July 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
several thousand skeets later and i still don’t know wtf i’m doing here
im feeling very "theater kid that never got to do theater because of ✨anxiety️✨️" core lately
July 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
im feeling very "theater kid that never got to do theater because of ✨anxiety️✨️" core lately
no body has ever met a straight man named clay. prove me wrong
July 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
no body has ever met a straight man named clay. prove me wrong
remember your roots, #GoPuff - we don't need another #DoorDash or #PostMates ... we need puff snacks 🙏
July 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
remember your roots, #GoPuff - we don't need another #DoorDash or #PostMates ... we need puff snacks 🙏
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I am not sure a “one terrible white man at time “ is the right approach. God needs to get her shit together and do bulk orders
July 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am not sure a “one terrible white man at time “ is the right approach. God needs to get her shit together and do bulk orders
the year is 2026. WW3 has commenced. you're desperate for comfort. you enter confessional. "forgive me, father, for i have sinned," you say. a formal, neutral toned voice responds: "Hey there! I'd love to help you with that! Let's dive into forgiving you as your father because you have sinned--"
July 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
the year is 2026. WW3 has commenced. you're desperate for comfort. you enter confessional. "forgive me, father, for i have sinned," you say. a formal, neutral toned voice responds: "Hey there! I'd love to help you with that! Let's dive into forgiving you as your father because you have sinned--"
there needs to be studies on the effects of emotional blackmail from chihuahuas/chihuaua mixes on their owners bc LORD
July 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
there needs to be studies on the effects of emotional blackmail from chihuahuas/chihuaua mixes on their owners bc LORD
i touched a frog infected with gay and now im on a rugby team :(
July 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
i touched a frog infected with gay and now im on a rugby team :(
it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy when i am loved transactionally! 🥰 kind of feels like a severe heartworm infection 🥹🥹
July 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy when i am loved transactionally! 🥰 kind of feels like a severe heartworm infection 🥹🥹
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No one is immune to propaganda!!! Except me. If I saw propaganda I simply wouldn't believe it.
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
No one is immune to propaganda!!! Except me. If I saw propaganda I simply wouldn't believe it.
realizing the gummy finally hit when you see it's been nearly 45 minutes since you started trying to shut your phone off
July 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
realizing the gummy finally hit when you see it's been nearly 45 minutes since you started trying to shut your phone off
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reverse cowgirl psychology
July 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
reverse cowgirl psychology
labubus won't fill the void in your heart
July 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
labubus won't fill the void in your heart
born to laugh react, forced to care react
July 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
born to laugh react, forced to care react
STOP picking at your face or ELSE i am taking your face privileges away!!!!!!!!!! this is a THREAT
July 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
STOP picking at your face or ELSE i am taking your face privileges away!!!!!!!!!! this is a THREAT
you're looking righteously unhinged today, m'lady 🎩
July 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
you're looking righteously unhinged today, m'lady 🎩
ranch doesnt taste like ranch anymore. and that's why we need jesus in our schools
July 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
ranch doesnt taste like ranch anymore. and that's why we need jesus in our schools
i ate a whole, raw garlic clove just to feel something and now i am a wellness influencer. follow me for more health content
July 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i ate a whole, raw garlic clove just to feel something and now i am a wellness influencer. follow me for more health content