Andy
@mononymandy.bsky.social
Am I autistic or just super into trains? We may never know.
Can’t wait to live in a world so atomised I have to miss asking Uber drivers how long they’ve been doing Uber.
June 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Can’t wait to live in a world so atomised I have to miss asking Uber drivers how long they’ve been doing Uber.
How long until Trump switches from believing in white genocide in South African and thinking it’s bad to believing in white genocide in South Africa and thinking it’s good?
June 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
How long until Trump switches from believing in white genocide in South African and thinking it’s bad to believing in white genocide in South Africa and thinking it’s good?
If you’re celebrating AI replacing human labor I wonder if you’ve considered this highly nuanced, stunningly intellectual angle.
Motherfucker you’re the human labor.
Motherfucker you’re the human labor.
May 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
If you’re celebrating AI replacing human labor I wonder if you’ve considered this highly nuanced, stunningly intellectual angle.
Motherfucker you’re the human labor.
Motherfucker you’re the human labor.
Looking for a new European country.
Ask a citizen if their country is mitteleuropa or a balkan.
She don’t understand.
Pull out illustrated diagram and explain what is mitteleuropa and what is balkan.
She laughs and says “It’s a good country sir.”
Go to country.
It’s a balkan.
Ask a citizen if their country is mitteleuropa or a balkan.
She don’t understand.
Pull out illustrated diagram and explain what is mitteleuropa and what is balkan.
She laughs and says “It’s a good country sir.”
Go to country.
It’s a balkan.
May 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Looking for a new European country.
Ask a citizen if their country is mitteleuropa or a balkan.
She don’t understand.
Pull out illustrated diagram and explain what is mitteleuropa and what is balkan.
She laughs and says “It’s a good country sir.”
Go to country.
It’s a balkan.
Ask a citizen if their country is mitteleuropa or a balkan.
She don’t understand.
Pull out illustrated diagram and explain what is mitteleuropa and what is balkan.
She laughs and says “It’s a good country sir.”
Go to country.
It’s a balkan.
Democrats demand proper paperwork to correctly process dead canaries as we trudge onward, deeper into the mine.
May 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Democrats demand proper paperwork to correctly process dead canaries as we trudge onward, deeper into the mine.
Can’t wait until one of the Signal group chats with Putin leaks.
April 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Can’t wait until one of the Signal group chats with Putin leaks.
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Gonna miss Francis, not a lot of moderating forces in Christianity these days. I enjoyed him pissing off dumb Catholics
April 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Gonna miss Francis, not a lot of moderating forces in Christianity these days. I enjoyed him pissing off dumb Catholics
My pope died and everything is egg now.
I liked the woke pope much more than the egg pope. I’m sad he’s gone.
April 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My pope died and everything is egg now.
I liked the woke pope much more than the egg pope. I’m sad he’s gone.
April 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I liked the woke pope much more than the egg pope. I’m sad he’s gone.
I also want my dying words to be “I don’t much care for JD Vance.”
April 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I also want my dying words to be “I don’t much care for JD Vance.”
After a lecture on political power resting on the back of the constitution.
-Prof, you’ve got it all wrong.
Power rests on the back of a handshake.
-Oh, and what does that handshake rest on?
-The back of another handshake.
-And that handshake?
-It’s no use prof. It’s handshakes all the way down.
-Prof, you’ve got it all wrong.
Power rests on the back of a handshake.
-Oh, and what does that handshake rest on?
-The back of another handshake.
-And that handshake?
-It’s no use prof. It’s handshakes all the way down.
April 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
After a lecture on political power resting on the back of the constitution.
-Prof, you’ve got it all wrong.
Power rests on the back of a handshake.
-Oh, and what does that handshake rest on?
-The back of another handshake.
-And that handshake?
-It’s no use prof. It’s handshakes all the way down.
-Prof, you’ve got it all wrong.
Power rests on the back of a handshake.
-Oh, and what does that handshake rest on?
-The back of another handshake.
-And that handshake?
-It’s no use prof. It’s handshakes all the way down.
Writing an essay on AUKUS. Read my prof’s 2023 articles arguing it’s a bad bet on US stability because Trump might get back in and dismantle US hegemony. So my essay is mostly just saying “Yeah, you called it. Kudos. Happy end times.”
April 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Writing an essay on AUKUS. Read my prof’s 2023 articles arguing it’s a bad bet on US stability because Trump might get back in and dismantle US hegemony. So my essay is mostly just saying “Yeah, you called it. Kudos. Happy end times.”
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"Brunch" – bougie sounding, fancy french food, evokes images of annoying people complaining about their dating life.
"Second breakfast" – hobbitcore, hearty simple food, evokes images of small courageous acts in the face of mounting doom.
"Second breakfast" – hobbitcore, hearty simple food, evokes images of small courageous acts in the face of mounting doom.
April 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Brunch" – bougie sounding, fancy french food, evokes images of annoying people complaining about their dating life.
"Second breakfast" – hobbitcore, hearty simple food, evokes images of small courageous acts in the face of mounting doom.
"Second breakfast" – hobbitcore, hearty simple food, evokes images of small courageous acts in the face of mounting doom.
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i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together
turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
April 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together
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Tbf, I’ll never be hacked again. I’m one step ahead of them. They’re caught off guard and we’re on my territory now.
Employing the latest OPSEC stratagem from the US Feds and adding my threat actors directly to the group chat.
March 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Tbf, I’ll never be hacked again. I’m one step ahead of them. They’re caught off guard and we’re on my territory now.
Employing the latest OPSEC stratagem from the US Feds and adding my threat actors directly to the group chat.
March 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Employing the latest OPSEC stratagem from the US Feds and adding my threat actors directly to the group chat.
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that "...yeah" is so beautiful lmao. normalize being condescending to dumb fucking idiots
March 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
that "...yeah" is so beautiful lmao. normalize being condescending to dumb fucking idiots
An increasingly radicalised and populist Walz could do it. I hope that’s where he’s heading.
Good. MAGA is fickle and weak. They can dish it but they can't take it.
Tim Walz Attacks Musk With Language From the Trump Playbook www.nytimes.com/2025/03/19/u...
Tim Walz Attacks Musk With Language From the Trump Playbook www.nytimes.com/2025/03/19/u...
Tim Walz Attacks Musk With Language From the Trump Playbook
The Minnesota governor derided Elon Musk, a naturalized United States citizen, as a “South African nepo baby.”
www.nytimes.com
March 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
An increasingly radicalised and populist Walz could do it. I hope that’s where he’s heading.
Imagine you’re one of the people “this must hit so hard if you’re stupid” applies to and you’re now watching Fox News get worried about Trump’s economic policies. That must be so scary for them. They have no capacity to process this. Their minds are just a shoutier Everything at the End of Time.
March 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Imagine you’re one of the people “this must hit so hard if you’re stupid” applies to and you’re now watching Fox News get worried about Trump’s economic policies. That must be so scary for them. They have no capacity to process this. Their minds are just a shoutier Everything at the End of Time.
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Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
March 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.
They own what happens next.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
If white supremacists were sincere about white pride they’d be posting like this instead of… huh, idk what they’re posting on X these days. I assume they’re still accidentally liking trans porn on main?
March 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If white supremacists were sincere about white pride they’d be posting like this instead of… huh, idk what they’re posting on X these days. I assume they’re still accidentally liking trans porn on main?
Language evolves and it’s pointless to fight it but I’m sad the word amoral is now being used to mean immoral. Amoral had a useful, distinct meaning. I miss the old usage.
March 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Language evolves and it’s pointless to fight it but I’m sad the word amoral is now being used to mean immoral. Amoral had a useful, distinct meaning. I miss the old usage.
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A lot can happen in five months. 🇺🇸
March 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A lot can happen in five months. 🇺🇸