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This Iranian man is an absolute angel.

He feeds street dogs every day and gives them so much love.

I wish Iran weren’t cut off from the global finance system, I would send him money every day.

IG: abas_toosi
July 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I can’t compete with this
April 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
theonion.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Anubis has the chance to do the funniest thing
MrBeast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids for 100 hours for an upcoming video
December 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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If you do your search and add -AI to the end, you don’t get the garbage output
December 13, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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This cartoon by Chaz Hutton sums it up well for me
December 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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On an AA flight that landed at JFK waiting for a gate. Two littles were crying because of their ear pain on landing. After a couple minutes the flight attendant started singing *Twinkle Twinkle little star’, the entire plane joined in, the kids stopped crying, and this is the world I wanna live in.
December 7, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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The folks who say they want “small government” actually want the government in everybody’s business…

Small government means no regulation for businesses — it doesn’t apply to anyone or anything else.
December 4, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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Asked Google AI whether Brian Thompson's killer had been caught. It said:

Yes, a murder suspect in the killing of Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, was captured after months on the run. The suspect fell through the ceiling and was taken into custody.

Generative Al is experimental.
December 4, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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Photo of all the workers who have spent the last five years restoring the Notre Dame Cathedral.
December 2, 2024 at 5:26 AM