JΛMΞSH
@monkbernardo.com
I sell other people’s stuff online. Words have power. Conservatism is ideological terrorism. OKC ➡️ Seattle.
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What nightmare are we living in? The unhinged dumbfucks and their antivaxx bullshit are literally bringing back things we’d already beaten. I hope a parasite eats their brains.
Measles is a highly infectious virus, and summer travel raises fears that it will spread. Here’s how to protect yourself and your family.
What to Know About Measles When Traveling
Summer travel raises fears that the highly infectious virus will spread. Here’s how to protect yourself and your family.
trib.al
July 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
What nightmare are we living in? The unhinged dumbfucks and their antivaxx bullshit are literally bringing back things we’d already beaten. I hope a parasite eats their brains.
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It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
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I came back here just to block JD Vance.
June 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I came back here just to block JD Vance.
How long do I have to pretend that I like it here and that this is working before enough people get here for it to be actually fun?
January 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
How long do I have to pretend that I like it here and that this is working before enough people get here for it to be actually fun?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
*Republicans* are saying that it’s the role of government to instruct its citizens about the choices they make?
… What in the damn hell
*Republicans* are saying that it’s the role of government to instruct its citizens about the choices they make?
… What in the damn hell
Tommy Tuberville on how he and RFK Jr will make America healthy again: "Well, we gotta get back to really telling people what's good and bad for you."
December 20, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
*Republicans* are saying that it’s the role of government to instruct its citizens about the choices they make?
… What in the damn hell
*Republicans* are saying that it’s the role of government to instruct its citizens about the choices they make?
… What in the damn hell
This is like the Aaron Rodgers documentary if it was about someone who was actually really, really good at his sport and not a huge fucking idiot moron with a donkey's dick for a brain.
ELWAY, a documentary about the life and career of John Elway, is coming to Netflix.
December 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
This is like the Aaron Rodgers documentary if it was about someone who was actually really, really good at his sport and not a huge fucking idiot moron with a donkey's dick for a brain.
Just aging establishment Democrats doing what aging establish Democrats do best: saying one thing to pander to marginalized groups and then doing the complete opposite thing.
Shameful.
Shameful.
ICE deported 271,484 immigrants last fiscal year, marking the highest level of deportations since 2014, according to a newly released annual report.
Biden carried out the highest level of deportations since 2014, new report says | CNN Politics
Immigration and Customs Enforcement deported 271,484 immigrants last fiscal year, marking the highest level of deportations since 2014, according to a newly released annual report.
cnn.it
December 20, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Just aging establishment Democrats doing what aging establish Democrats do best: saying one thing to pander to marginalized groups and then doing the complete opposite thing.
Shameful.
Shameful.
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finally, a tech company dares to ask the question: what if the nintendo power hotline made shit up
You can now call 1-800-CHATGPT
You can now call ChatGPT for up to 15 minutes in the US, or through WhatsApp.
www.theverge.com
December 18, 2024 at 7:07 PM
finally, a tech company dares to ask the question: what if the nintendo power hotline made shit up
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
Who the fuck is Gerry Connolly? At least tell me he isn’t a white man in his mid-70s.
December 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Who the fuck is Gerry Connolly? At least tell me he isn’t a white man in his mid-70s.
I am genuinely curious to see how the right intends to spin 77 Nobel laureates saying RFK “would put the public’s health in jeopardy.” I’m assuming it will be Joe Rogan hitting a fart-noise machine for 77 minutes on his podcast while Elon jumps around in the back. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/09/h...
Nobel Laureates Urge Senate to Turn Down Kennedy’s Nomination
Elevating Mr. Kennedy to secretary of H.H.S. “would put the public’s health in jeopardy,” more than 75 laureates wrote.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I am genuinely curious to see how the right intends to spin 77 Nobel laureates saying RFK “would put the public’s health in jeopardy.” I’m assuming it will be Joe Rogan hitting a fart-noise machine for 77 minutes on his podcast while Elon jumps around in the back. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/09/h...
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I could not have been clearer about this
December 9, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I could not have been clearer about this
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Very confusing situation here. To some, Luigi. To others, Waluigi.
December 9, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Very confusing situation here. To some, Luigi. To others, Waluigi.
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Sens. Welch and Manchin have introduced a constitutional amendment that would establish term limits for Supreme Court justices.
The amendment would impose 18-year limits on new justices appointed to the court, with, eventually, a new term starting about every two years.
The amendment would impose 18-year limits on new justices appointed to the court, with, eventually, a new term starting about every two years.
December 9, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Sens. Welch and Manchin have introduced a constitutional amendment that would establish term limits for Supreme Court justices.
The amendment would impose 18-year limits on new justices appointed to the court, with, eventually, a new term starting about every two years.
The amendment would impose 18-year limits on new justices appointed to the court, with, eventually, a new term starting about every two years.
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Breaking News: Rupert Murdoch failed in his bid to alter a family trust to consolidate his empire under his son Lachlan and lock in Fox News’s right-wing slant.
Rupert Murdoch Fails in Bid to Change Family Trust
A Nevada commissioner ruled resoundingly against Mr. Murdoch, who was trying to give full control of his empire to his son Lachlan and lock in Fox News’s right-wing editorial slant.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Breaking News: Rupert Murdoch failed in his bid to alter a family trust to consolidate his empire under his son Lachlan and lock in Fox News’s right-wing slant.
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I’m excited for @gregcasar.bsky.social’s leadership at the Progressive Caucus. He’s going to be great.
Newly elected Congressional Progressive Caucus chair Greg Casar is already cooking
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
December 7, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I’m excited for @gregcasar.bsky.social’s leadership at the Progressive Caucus. He’s going to be great.
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
Kash Patel can go eat a diseased dick.
Kash Patel has openly expressed his plans to “come after” journalists he doesn’t like. He is for retribution, not justice.
This is from my book, #RoughBeast:
This is from my book, #RoughBeast:
December 1, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Kash Patel can go eat a diseased dick.
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And where reputable journalists and thinkers go, so do elected officials.
I’ve been getting asked lately about a more serious + systemic migration to Bluesky among electeds.
Idk the answer but it highlights how much of a breaking point misinfo & throttling has become for Twitter(& other platforms)
I’ve been getting asked lately about a more serious + systemic migration to Bluesky among electeds.
Idk the answer but it highlights how much of a breaking point misinfo & throttling has become for Twitter(& other platforms)
Bluesky is winning because both twitter and threads have gone out of their way to make their platforms inhospitable to reputable journalists and news. @kattenbarge.bsky.social reports:
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
Journalists flock to Bluesky as X becomes increasingly 'toxic'
Journalists are finding more readers and less hate on Bluesky than on the platform they used to know as Twitter.
www.nbcnews.com
December 1, 2024 at 12:01 AM
And where reputable journalists and thinkers go, so do elected officials.
I’ve been getting asked lately about a more serious + systemic migration to Bluesky among electeds.
Idk the answer but it highlights how much of a breaking point misinfo & throttling has become for Twitter(& other platforms)
I’ve been getting asked lately about a more serious + systemic migration to Bluesky among electeds.
Idk the answer but it highlights how much of a breaking point misinfo & throttling has become for Twitter(& other platforms)
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
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This is, technically, a sandwich.
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
This is, technically, a sandwich.
@jay.bsky.team is an Oklahomie??? ❤️
TIL that the CEO of Bluesky is legally named Bluesky
![Lantian Graber was born in 1991 in Tulsa, Oklahoma, the daughter of an acupuncturist mother of Chinese descent and a math teacher father of Swiss descent.[1][2] Her mother grew up in China during the Cultural Revolution and emigrated in the 1980s, and named her "Lantian," meaning "blue sky" in Mandarin Chinese, as a wish for her to have "boundless freedom".[1] The similarity between Graber's given name and Bluesky is purely coincidental; Jack Dorsey had chosen the name "Bluesky" for the research initiative before Graber became involved with the project.[3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:di7epi7naqi3rharpcogc5sf/bafkreib2fcljx3nqljyttkbf6dbvgf4yidz6eoittzgil6xkhulyt6o3du@jpeg)
November 23, 2024 at 4:55 PM
@jay.bsky.team is an Oklahomie??? ❤️
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Pete Buttigieg told Democrats to not allow themselves to be so outraged by the Trump administration that they would neglect working for their constituents. “We cannot be mesmerized by the worst things that we see happening,” Buttigieg said. nyti.ms/3ZiKILz
November 23, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Pete Buttigieg told Democrats to not allow themselves to be so outraged by the Trump administration that they would neglect working for their constituents. “We cannot be mesmerized by the worst things that we see happening,” Buttigieg said. nyti.ms/3ZiKILz