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It’s still hard to grasp that there aren’t 4 GOP Reps (who will otherwise be forgotten forever after retiring & likely defeated next year anyway) aren’t interested in going down in history as all-time 🇺🇸 heroes by caucusing with the Dems & giving them the majority to impeach Trump & save the Republic
Democrats should hold a press conference and announce that if Mike Johnson has no interest in running the House they'd be happy to do it for him
Mike Johnson has dissolved Congress. Why?
October 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It’s still hard to grasp that there aren’t 4 GOP Reps (who will otherwise be forgotten forever after retiring & likely defeated next year anyway) aren’t interested in going down in history as all-time 🇺🇸 heroes by caucusing with the Dems & giving them the majority to impeach Trump & save the Republic
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I don't understand how anyone can make the case that we still have constitutional government at this point. The president is collecting revenue *AND* spending money without Congressional authorization, refusing to spend money that Congress appropriated, disobeying whatever laws he feels like.
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I don't understand how anyone can make the case that we still have constitutional government at this point. The president is collecting revenue *AND* spending money without Congressional authorization, refusing to spend money that Congress appropriated, disobeying whatever laws he feels like.
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The West Wing to now be called Wing.
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The West Wing to now be called Wing.
What’s it like in your head
October 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
What’s it like in your head
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What's it like in your head?
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
What's it like in your head?
Not sure who needs to hear this but the DNC shop sucks marshmallows. Someone please help them.
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this but the DNC shop sucks marshmallows. Someone please help them.
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If today tells you one thing it’s that you are NOT alone.
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If today tells you one thing it’s that you are NOT alone.
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With their press badges confiscated Pentagon reporters will have to break stories the old-fashioned way, being accidentally added to Pete Hegseth’s Signal chats.
“The Defense Department has confiscated the badges of the Pentagon reporters from virtually every major media organization in America,” the Pentagon Press Association said
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
With their press badges confiscated Pentagon reporters will have to break stories the old-fashioned way, being accidentally added to Pete Hegseth’s Signal chats.
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In a surprise move, President Trump awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to himself instead of to Charlie Kirk, saying: “He's a hero because he was assassinated. I like people that weren't assassinated.”
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
In a surprise move, President Trump awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to himself instead of to Charlie Kirk, saying: “He's a hero because he was assassinated. I like people that weren't assassinated.”
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“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
October 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
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Choose your fighter.
October 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Choose your fighter.
When they say “second amendment rights”, but mean “I wasn’t loved enough as a child.”
October 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
When they say “second amendment rights”, but mean “I wasn’t loved enough as a child.”
When they say freedom, but mean “not for you”.
October 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
When they say freedom, but mean “not for you”.
When they say wool but mean acrylic.
October 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
When they say wool but mean acrylic.
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The emperor has no clothes, and Republicans have declared that that's the hot new look for the season.
September 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The emperor has no clothes, and Republicans have declared that that's the hot new look for the season.
I just sprayed hand sanitizer into my mouth.
September 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I just sprayed hand sanitizer into my mouth.
Omg. 😂🫤Put it right next to ‘Dick and Jane are NOT just friends’
Breaking: House Oversight Committee donates the Epstein Birthday Book to the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library.
September 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Omg. 😂🫤Put it right next to ‘Dick and Jane are NOT just friends’
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It’s like the friends of Jeffrey Dahmer getting together and sending him their favorite recipes.
September 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
It’s like the friends of Jeffrey Dahmer getting together and sending him their favorite recipes.
🎶 I’m a Casio girl in an Omega world. 🎶
September 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
🎶 I’m a Casio girl in an Omega world. 🎶
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Guys, please don't come into my mentions carrying water for billionaires. Read the room. You have a whole account just for yourself. You can lick anyone's boots you want to in the privacy of your own wet-leather smelling bubble. How can you be so proud to be a centrist for resource hoarding?
August 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Guys, please don't come into my mentions carrying water for billionaires. Read the room. You have a whole account just for yourself. You can lick anyone's boots you want to in the privacy of your own wet-leather smelling bubble. How can you be so proud to be a centrist for resource hoarding?
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weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
August 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him
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The order of science:
1.) Discover there’s a deadly problem
2.) Work for years to solve it
3.) The problem may not be gone forever, but we’ve won
4.) People forget the deadly problem actually existed
5.) People decide this must mean the science to solve it was a hoax
6.) The deadly problem returns
1.) Discover there’s a deadly problem
2.) Work for years to solve it
3.) The problem may not be gone forever, but we’ve won
4.) People forget the deadly problem actually existed
5.) People decide this must mean the science to solve it was a hoax
6.) The deadly problem returns
Yeah. In 2013 I door-to-door canvass to get my city to fluoridate the water. Conversations went like this:
Me: I used to be an environmental chemist.
Them: 😀
Me: I used to test drinking and wastewater.
Them: So you’re against fluoride?
Me: No, I support it!
Them: 😡 (woo jibberish)
Me: I used to be an environmental chemist.
Them: 😀
Me: I used to test drinking and wastewater.
Them: So you’re against fluoride?
Me: No, I support it!
Them: 😡 (woo jibberish)
August 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The order of science:
1.) Discover there’s a deadly problem
2.) Work for years to solve it
3.) The problem may not be gone forever, but we’ve won
4.) People forget the deadly problem actually existed
5.) People decide this must mean the science to solve it was a hoax
6.) The deadly problem returns
1.) Discover there’s a deadly problem
2.) Work for years to solve it
3.) The problem may not be gone forever, but we’ve won
4.) People forget the deadly problem actually existed
5.) People decide this must mean the science to solve it was a hoax
6.) The deadly problem returns
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Can they try the strategy of asking the President to stop raping girls?
August 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Can they try the strategy of asking the President to stop raping girls?