This mansplaining of “it wasn’t me” was pretty weak when Shaggy said it too.

I had no idea I needed macrame.

I love James Bond. The gadgets, the suaveness, the glamour. The Daniel Craig reboot was more attention to the script, which I also enjoyed. I think there is so much more room to level up in that department. Let Craig die. The whole point of 007 is that there is another in the wings, duh.

Same with Tron sequels, please.

Maybe if it was leaked that Lin Manuel was doing a play about the 4 heroes that stopped fascism in the US and was just working on casting….

MIT would make them professors.

Seeing it today!

I was thinking about a trip to DC with the kids and I was like… maybe in 4 years.

It’s not AI. It is just A.

Hear that? It’s Idiocracy knocking, wanting its plot back.

Just pull my tooth without anesthetic.

That’s what happens when you gerrymander an Oval Office squatter.

Trump thought the East Wing was a Chinese takeout place. Oops.

You deserve a medal.

Maybe ICE is gathering all the immigrants to build the east wing?

May not be the appropriate time or place to mention this, but your account keeps me sane. Thank you.

Am thinking Miller is giddy for the compliment.

Still so hopeful. I’m building a bunker.