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Great holy cripes. Really? Read the room!
Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year is a white
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Great holy cripes. Really? Read the room!
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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When I'm asked what kind of friend groups I have:
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When I'm asked what kind of friend groups I have:
My government adjacent partner doing required ethics training today. Informs me he just hit the part about the hatch act. I quite literally laughed out loud. On what planet are we bothering with this front anymore?
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My government adjacent partner doing required ethics training today. Informs me he just hit the part about the hatch act. I quite literally laughed out loud. On what planet are we bothering with this front anymore?
Everything is loud, bright, nonsensical, expensive and covered in camouflage. I guess I'm back in that country again.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Everything is loud, bright, nonsensical, expensive and covered in camouflage. I guess I'm back in that country again.
I almost never fly business\first class. But when I do, I'm sweaty, disheveled and look vaguely homeless. I swear I don't do this on purpose. If I have one, my seatmate is going to be unamused.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I almost never fly business\first class. But when I do, I'm sweaty, disheveled and look vaguely homeless. I swear I don't do this on purpose. If I have one, my seatmate is going to be unamused.
Is it utterly morbid that I sometimes switch up my FB photo before flying "just in case"?
September 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Is it utterly morbid that I sometimes switch up my FB photo before flying "just in case"?
On the off OFF chance it's true, I volunteer as tribute. But I'm fairly doggone certain this is just more of the ludicrous-ness. www.comicsands.com/carlson-butt...
Tucker Carlson Slammed Over Bonkers Plan To Out Pete Buttigieg As A 'Fake Gay Guy'
What a weirdo.
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September 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
On the off OFF chance it's true, I volunteer as tribute. But I'm fairly doggone certain this is just more of the ludicrous-ness. www.comicsands.com/carlson-butt...
OK I don't know who this guy is, but apparently we've met? 🤨 www.instagram.com/reel/DJIIWbe...
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July 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
OK I don't know who this guy is, but apparently we've met? 🤨 www.instagram.com/reel/DJIIWbe...
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Indeed it is.
The dumbest most boring and hateful losers stomping their feet and getting whatever they want is getting really really old
July 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Indeed it is.
I'm sitting here trying to enjoy my breakfast with endless cars driving three feet away and a leaf blower droning about 12 feet away. There are laws in Switzerland restricting leaf blower use at certain times and places. Not saying that's the only reason I want to emigrate. But...
July 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I'm sitting here trying to enjoy my breakfast with endless cars driving three feet away and a leaf blower droning about 12 feet away. There are laws in Switzerland restricting leaf blower use at certain times and places. Not saying that's the only reason I want to emigrate. But...
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Trump is closing all four climate observatory stations in Alaska, Hawaii, American Samoa, and Antartica. Because you can't have high CO2 levels if you don't *measure* CO2 levels.
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After 7 Decades of Measurements From a Peak in Hawaii, Trump’s Budget Would End Them
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July 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Trump is closing all four climate observatory stations in Alaska, Hawaii, American Samoa, and Antartica. Because you can't have high CO2 levels if you don't *measure* CO2 levels.
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"Life is too short and these corporate overlords are too unworthy to have our hours."
Words I just wrote to one I love. I'm so over playing by the so called rules. I've never been good at it anyway.
Words I just wrote to one I love. I'm so over playing by the so called rules. I've never been good at it anyway.
July 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Life is too short and these corporate overlords are too unworthy to have our hours."
Words I just wrote to one I love. I'm so over playing by the so called rules. I've never been good at it anyway.
Words I just wrote to one I love. I'm so over playing by the so called rules. I've never been good at it anyway.
Whew, after a few years my big project is 99% done (probably failed 🤔). I can now declench a little, get my strength and peace back.
*slowly notices long list of regular life stuff which didn't get done or got done minimally while I was in high stress mode for years*
Deep breath. Back at it.
*slowly notices long list of regular life stuff which didn't get done or got done minimally while I was in high stress mode for years*
Deep breath. Back at it.
July 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Whew, after a few years my big project is 99% done (probably failed 🤔). I can now declench a little, get my strength and peace back.
*slowly notices long list of regular life stuff which didn't get done or got done minimally while I was in high stress mode for years*
Deep breath. Back at it.
*slowly notices long list of regular life stuff which didn't get done or got done minimally while I was in high stress mode for years*
Deep breath. Back at it.
So much of my life, particularly for the last 5-10 years, has led to this afternoon. And the results of this afternoon will affect literally the course of the rest of my life, down to where I spend my final hours on this planet. No pressure. 🇨🇭
July 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So much of my life, particularly for the last 5-10 years, has led to this afternoon. And the results of this afternoon will affect literally the course of the rest of my life, down to where I spend my final hours on this planet. No pressure. 🇨🇭
You know you're back in the us when 2 bags of mediocre groceries costs 80$ and everyone is so self-involved, browsing the dairy aisle becomes a full contact sport. #ReverseCultureShock
July 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know you're back in the us when 2 bags of mediocre groceries costs 80$ and everyone is so self-involved, browsing the dairy aisle becomes a full contact sport. #ReverseCultureShock
Every other country's airport announcement: "Flight 503 is boarding now".
US airport announcement "Firearms are not permitted at security checkpoints, please check your hand luggage to see if you accidentally left a whole ass gun in it" I'm paraphrasing a touch.
US airport announcement "Firearms are not permitted at security checkpoints, please check your hand luggage to see if you accidentally left a whole ass gun in it" I'm paraphrasing a touch.
July 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Every other country's airport announcement: "Flight 503 is boarding now".
US airport announcement "Firearms are not permitted at security checkpoints, please check your hand luggage to see if you accidentally left a whole ass gun in it" I'm paraphrasing a touch.
US airport announcement "Firearms are not permitted at security checkpoints, please check your hand luggage to see if you accidentally left a whole ass gun in it" I'm paraphrasing a touch.
Sweaty backpack travel hacks. Creative wet-wiping. 🤣Wearing a bikini top instead of a bra because it's the only thing left in my bag not completely sweated through. Luckily it's fully freezing in this terminal, because the sweater I lugged through 7 boiling sweaty countries is finally getting used.
July 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sweaty backpack travel hacks. Creative wet-wiping. 🤣Wearing a bikini top instead of a bra because it's the only thing left in my bag not completely sweated through. Luckily it's fully freezing in this terminal, because the sweater I lugged through 7 boiling sweaty countries is finally getting used.
Got comfort+ on my big flight from Italy to NY. Seats felt like business sized, only a little dated maybe? I'll definitely be flying Norse again in the future. One of the most comfortable flights in my life! Except for the judgy nonna who made me crawl over her. That wasn't Norse's fault though. 🤣
July 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Got comfort+ on my big flight from Italy to NY. Seats felt like business sized, only a little dated maybe? I'll definitely be flying Norse again in the future. One of the most comfortable flights in my life! Except for the judgy nonna who made me crawl over her. That wasn't Norse's fault though. 🤣
One last tiny flight til I get back to DC. It will be the first time I fly first class in my life. And only because it was the same price as comfort plus. I assume because the seat and service will be comparable. 🤷🏼♀️ That said, going forward I'm sure going to check just in case.
July 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
One last tiny flight til I get back to DC. It will be the first time I fly first class in my life. And only because it was the same price as comfort plus. I assume because the seat and service will be comparable. 🤷🏼♀️ That said, going forward I'm sure going to check just in case.
Got into JFK about 11pm. For the last few hours was thinking I could kill for a coffee. So I perched near SB until it opened at 4:30. Of course at 4:20 maybe 25 people crammed around the door. Was about to get annoyed, then just ordered on the app sitting down. 1st out the door. 😁 #SmarterNotHarder
July 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Got into JFK about 11pm. For the last few hours was thinking I could kill for a coffee. So I perched near SB until it opened at 4:30. Of course at 4:20 maybe 25 people crammed around the door. Was about to get annoyed, then just ordered on the app sitting down. 1st out the door. 😁 #SmarterNotHarder
Is this some new thing where people on the aisle refuse to stand up and expect you to crawl over them to get to the window seat? Cause it's happened to me twice now and people, I'm both large and klutzy. I'm gonna fall in someones lap at some point and it won't be fun.
July 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Is this some new thing where people on the aisle refuse to stand up and expect you to crawl over them to get to the window seat? Cause it's happened to me twice now and people, I'm both large and klutzy. I'm gonna fall in someones lap at some point and it won't be fun.
Ok whoa, new rule, I only fly Etihad and I only transit through Dubai. Someone understands how to design an airport and what the important elements of air travel are. Just nailed it!
July 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Ok whoa, new rule, I only fly Etihad and I only transit through Dubai. Someone understands how to design an airport and what the important elements of air travel are. Just nailed it!
Privilege is: when you get kidnapped a little bit (only a little bit, I promise) you can escape to the most expensive hotel you can find and order expensive booze to calm your nerves.
July 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Privilege is: when you get kidnapped a little bit (only a little bit, I promise) you can escape to the most expensive hotel you can find and order expensive booze to calm your nerves.
Peeks at american news, "alligator Alcatraz". Immediately turns it back off and gets a cup of coffee and peanut tart thing. Privileged? Yes. But I'm beyond done with Ami nonsense and I'm going to keep my sanity intact, at least until they destroy everything.
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July 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Peeks at american news, "alligator Alcatraz". Immediately turns it back off and gets a cup of coffee and peanut tart thing. Privileged? Yes. But I'm beyond done with Ami nonsense and I'm going to keep my sanity intact, at least until they destroy everything.
www.instagram.com/p/DLobQZMt7a...
www.instagram.com/p/DLobQZMt7a...