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Christopher
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hoochie daddy.
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Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Didn’t he call Trump Hitler
Vance: "If you want stop political violence, stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi."
September 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@jerf.xyz were you ever involved with the Jersey band Saves The Day?
September 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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We need everyone back in the office because we want the serendipitous magic that only happens when you let humans get creative together and also we're replacing all of you with an AI machine that can only do things that it's seen done before
August 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Weeding is the highest form of procrastination
June 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Show me your yo yo. @giantbomb.bsky.social
May 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Looking for Mike Minotti
May 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Chris🤌🏻 on Snapchat
Chris🤌🏻 is on Snapchat!
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April 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Hey, John Roberts? The White House liaison to DHS is saying that you have no understanding of law and its proper function and role.
April 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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after ~5 years at The Information, i've been laid off, alongside 2/3rds of our features team. i am devastated.

if you're looking for an experienced investigative reporter with a knack for producing high impact features about tech and business, please reach out: parismartineau@gmail.com DMs open
April 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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What a fucking idiot.
April 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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how did you think they made the eggs white
Thousands of pounds of liquid egg substitutes sold under two popular brand names have been recalled because of the potential risk of contamination with a cleaning solution, federal safety regulators said.
Two Liquid Egg Brands Recalled Over Bleach Contamination Risk
Cargill Kitchen Solutions recalled more than 210,000 pounds of products under its Egg Beaters and Bob Evans labels.
www.nytimes.com
April 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️
April 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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If the White House is insisting that there was no classified or secret information in the Signal chat, does that mean Jeffrey Goldberg can publish it all?
March 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?

ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
March 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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lmao
March 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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me every time congress introduces a new internet bill during a constitutional crisis
March 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constitu...
theonion.com
March 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Every time you see someone powerful acting like a craven coward in the face of this authoritarian menace, let it stiffen your own spine. We are all we've got.
March 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Chuck Schumer is a call to action not a name
March 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Sounds like a snooze fest
March 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM