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@moguryz.bsky.social
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smbccomics.bsky.social
The worst part of selfless robotic servants is going to be how happy they are.

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6-panel SMBC comic update where a person asks a robot who is the background, cleaning, if they have achieved consciousness. The robot says "Nah - consciousness requires a reflective inner experience, unified persistent sense of self hood, and an intrinsic set of goals." The robots adds that an ai has no existence as it is, it just tries to meet the needs of the hour rather than eternally striving upward. This gives the human pause, and then reply "aw man, did you already attain total spiritual enlightenment?" The robot replies with "Namu amida butsu" a Japanese Buddhist chant.
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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northerniion.bsky.social
wait i never posted the jake edit here
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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smbccomics.bsky.social
This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.

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5-panel SMBC comic update where a man catches a wish-granting talking fish. The fish tells him : "Set me free and you may have anything. But whatever you get, I will instantly give it to your neighbor, twice." The man asks for a magic box that gives him all his neighbor's money one second after he receives any money. The final panel shows the man lounging in a pile of gold saying "infinite money gliiiiitch!" to the dismay of the magic fish, that says that this is why they hate logicians.
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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hcjustin.com
Bojacked Offman
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
moguryz.bsky.social
Con que no se caiga el bcr mientras estoy afuera todo bien
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
moguryz.bsky.social
Que magico es usar un sistema de trenes eficaz y efervescente. Cobrenle a figueres lo que perdimos
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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northerniion.bsky.social
test tube baby be like: MY DAD NEVER FUCKED MY MOM
October 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
moguryz.bsky.social
O wow lentes de contacto alfin puedo usar lentes oscuros.
Yo poniendome lentes de contacto:
Jesus apuñalado en la cruz
September 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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northerniion.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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hcjustin.com
had to get this out of my head before I could keep living my life
September 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
moguryz.bsky.social
Si a alguien no sabe que hacer con una nariz de payaso despues de halloween me avisan. Me serviria una cuando oigo que pitan manejando
September 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
moguryz.bsky.social
Que duro pedir recomendaciones de tacos y lo que le recomienden sean gallos
September 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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clipart.bsky.social
CRARC.BMF
The former national crest and emblem of the Republic of Costa Rica, showing, from top to bottom: seven stars representing the seven provinces of Costa Rice; a rising sun representing the nation’s prosperity; a merchant ship off in the distance; the Atlantic Ocean, which borders the country to the east; three volcanoes representing the country’s mountain ranges; the Pacific Ocean, which borders the country to the west; and a second merchant ship, representing trade and cultural exchange. This clipart is now out-of-date. In 1998, plumes of smokes were added to the volcanoes. Then in 2035 the two merchant ships were removed, indicating Costa Rica’s new policy of self-protectionism, self-isolationism, and self-quarantining.
September 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
moguryz.bsky.social
Muy pato quede con mi bolsa reutilizable cuando llego un Chad canasta de mimbre a comprar pan
September 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
moguryz.bsky.social
Justo ayer me mande a hacer lentes nuevos y hoy ya se le cayo una patilla a los viejos call that minmaxxing
September 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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toothybj.bsky.social
No time to waste
September 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man reassures two grieving parents "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino." Behind him is a poster that says "ask about our "Homer in the Bushes" Coffin!" displaying a graphic of the famed Simpsons meme.
September 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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thekinsie.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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northerniion.bsky.social
the british care more about their broadcasting corporation than gay people
September 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
moguryz.bsky.social
Creo que ya mis lentes no aguantan una vez mas que me duerma encima
September 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM