carrie
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By reading this, you’ve fallen right into my trap!
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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I and this fascist who only brought pure malevolence into the world may not have seen eye to eye on everything, but I certainly can't condone violence when it's used by a civilian and not a drone, or a genocidal occupation, or a group of roving, retroactively deputized kidnappers in an unmarked van
September 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I and this fascist who only brought pure malevolence into the world may not have seen eye to eye on everything, but I certainly can't condone violence when it's used by a civilian and not a drone, or a genocidal occupation, or a group of roving, retroactively deputized kidnappers in an unmarked van
What if his neck just did that?
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What if his neck just did that?
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Every damn time
September 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Every damn time
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Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
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It's the drunken sinkers that get us drunken sailors in trouble.
April 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
It's the drunken sinkers that get us drunken sailors in trouble.
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Figure skating world championships were considered to be for men only until 1902, when Madge Syers showed up and took home silver and the ISU went "whooooops guess we need to segregate them."
It happened again in 1992 Olympic skeet shooting: Zhang Shan took gold and then they segregated the event.
It happened again in 1992 Olympic skeet shooting: Zhang Shan took gold and then they segregated the event.
March 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Figure skating world championships were considered to be for men only until 1902, when Madge Syers showed up and took home silver and the ISU went "whooooops guess we need to segregate them."
It happened again in 1992 Olympic skeet shooting: Zhang Shan took gold and then they segregated the event.
It happened again in 1992 Olympic skeet shooting: Zhang Shan took gold and then they segregated the event.
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about to make F1 history
November 23, 2024 at 3:50 AM
about to make F1 history
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People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.
November 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.
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