Moerms
@moerms.bsky.social
Philadelphia sports enjoyer, girl dad and general man about town if that town is on Cape Cod or Sea Isle or Havertown
Not to sound negative, but I'm not tracking all the optimism in GRRM having 1100 pages of TWOW complete. At his stated goal of 1700 pages, that puts him on pace to finish in 2033 at the earliest.
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Not to sound negative, but I'm not tracking all the optimism in GRRM having 1100 pages of TWOW complete. At his stated goal of 1700 pages, that puts him on pace to finish in 2033 at the earliest.
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Young to Wizards is literally the plot of Harry Potter.
BREAKING NEWS
Shams: Trae Young to be traded to the Wizards for CJ McCollum, Corey Kispert.
Shams: Trae Young to be traded to the Wizards for CJ McCollum, Corey Kispert.
January 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Young to Wizards is literally the plot of Harry Potter.
Tried to get a piece of fruit out of the drawer in my fridge. Drawer was stuck, couldn't open it. A little too on the nose this Holiday season, I must say.
December 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Tried to get a piece of fruit out of the drawer in my fridge. Drawer was stuck, couldn't open it. A little too on the nose this Holiday season, I must say.
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“Damnit, Carl. I told you we should have left but NoOoOo you said we had plenty of time. Are you happy now? We look ridiculous.”
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Damnit, Carl. I told you we should have left but NoOoOo you said we had plenty of time. Are you happy now? We look ridiculous.”
Honestly? It would have been disrespectful *not* to finish all the pies.
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Honestly? It would have been disrespectful *not* to finish all the pies.
AJ Brown had to have told Sirianni he could make that play and Sirianni had to be too scared to tell him no
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
AJ Brown had to have told Sirianni he could make that play and Sirianni had to be too scared to tell him no
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uncle bernie's glader park beer can sign, route 41, coopertown, florida, 1980
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
uncle bernie's glader park beer can sign, route 41, coopertown, florida, 1980
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YOU GUYS I SHIT YOU NOT I WAS JUST STANDING IN LINE AT OUR LOCAL PHARMACY RIGHT NEXT TO AN END CAP DISPLAY OF COLD AND COUGH MEDS AND LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT WAS PLAYING ON THE STORE’S SPEAKERS AND I SEEMED TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THIS MIRACULOUS CONFLUENCE OF EVENTS WAS NOT LOST ON
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
YOU GUYS I SHIT YOU NOT I WAS JUST STANDING IN LINE AT OUR LOCAL PHARMACY RIGHT NEXT TO AN END CAP DISPLAY OF COLD AND COUGH MEDS AND LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT WAS PLAYING ON THE STORE’S SPEAKERS AND I SEEMED TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THIS MIRACULOUS CONFLUENCE OF EVENTS WAS NOT LOST ON
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% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society
22% in 2022
47% in 2025
No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
22% in 2022
47% in 2025
No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
Americans increasingly see legal sports betting as a bad thing for society and sports
Today, 43% of U.S. adults say the fact that sports betting is now legal in much of the country is a bad thing for society, up from 34% in 2022.
www.pewresearch.org
October 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society
22% in 2022
47% in 2025
No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
22% in 2022
47% in 2025
No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
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When the waiter is talking through today’s specials but you’re gonna order the chicken tendies.
September 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When the waiter is talking through today’s specials but you’re gonna order the chicken tendies.
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What if Giambi had, correctly, been called safe?
July 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
What if Giambi had, correctly, been called safe?
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I have told Bob’s story before, but it’s worth re-telling. Bob had so much blank canvas to work with and just 3 surely familiar letters to write and yet his anxiety or perhaps his graffiti guilt got the best of him and so he started very small and in the corner and then ran out of space. Poor Bob.
July 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I have told Bob’s story before, but it’s worth re-telling. Bob had so much blank canvas to work with and just 3 surely familiar letters to write and yet his anxiety or perhaps his graffiti guilt got the best of him and so he started very small and in the corner and then ran out of space. Poor Bob.
Cooper Flagg the first NBA player to ever secure a shoe contract with LL Bean
June 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Cooper Flagg the first NBA player to ever secure a shoe contract with LL Bean
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Goodnight, BlueSky.💙
June 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Goodnight, BlueSky.💙
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or we could put on the best talent show this town has ever seen
We can save Bluesky if we all work really hard and finally start posting good.
May 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
or we could put on the best talent show this town has ever seen
I am 100% going to be watching my language much more closely at the old ballpark moving forward
May 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I am 100% going to be watching my language much more closely at the old ballpark moving forward
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We will now be putting a cardinal on second until we get a new Pope.
#BREAKING: No pope has been elected yet as black smoke emerges
No pope has been elected yet as black smoke emerges from Sistine Chapel chimney
Black smoke has emerged from the chimney at the Sistine Chapel, signalling the College of Cardinals has not yet elected a new pope.
www.cp24.com
May 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We will now be putting a cardinal on second until we get a new Pope.
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GUYS OUR FRIDAY BEERS HAVE BEEN BACKED UP AND CAN BE READ AT ANY TIME
Don’t know how I feel about my generational nostalgia turning into beer
April 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
GUYS OUR FRIDAY BEERS HAVE BEEN BACKED UP AND CAN BE READ AT ANY TIME
This place needs more of this. I followed most of this crew on Twitter, but wasn't aware of them here
April 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This place needs more of this. I followed most of this crew on Twitter, but wasn't aware of them here
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Has anyone ever investigated how and why 🤣 became the universal emoji for bad opinion havers?
April 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Has anyone ever investigated how and why 🤣 became the universal emoji for bad opinion havers?
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Is every ncaa team required to roster one white forward with goofy hair and a headband?
March 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Is every ncaa team required to roster one white forward with goofy hair and a headband?