JL
@mmjenneral.bsky.social
It seemed like a good idea at the time
Jaws 2 should be renamed Tina’s Very Bad Day
June 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Jaws 2 should be renamed Tina’s Very Bad Day
I’m at work and without even thinking started to tell someone to chill the fuck out and literally stopped myself with the “ch-“ already out of my mouth and so I fake coughed instead
April 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m at work and without even thinking started to tell someone to chill the fuck out and literally stopped myself with the “ch-“ already out of my mouth and so I fake coughed instead
I can’t believe it’s already January 2nd, how has 2025 gone so fast, the year is almost over, this is unreal
January 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I can’t believe it’s already January 2nd, how has 2025 gone so fast, the year is almost over, this is unreal
I have once again fed crows
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I have once again fed crows
As it turns out, I have Opinions™️
January 4, 2024 at 3:29 PM
As it turns out, I have Opinions™️
I don’t want to hear healthcare system complaints from Boomers. If you wanted a better system, you could’ve had it. You could have built ANYTHING YOU WANTED, and this is what you chose, and now we are stuck with it, because you let healthcare be for profit, like everything other fucking thing
December 4, 2023 at 4:34 PM
I don’t want to hear healthcare system complaints from Boomers. If you wanted a better system, you could’ve had it. You could have built ANYTHING YOU WANTED, and this is what you chose, and now we are stuck with it, because you let healthcare be for profit, like everything other fucking thing
Confession: I have until today thought that the 27 Yankees referred to a quantity of twenty seven baseball players.
November 24, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Confession: I have until today thought that the 27 Yankees referred to a quantity of twenty seven baseball players.
I’ll believe light sabers are realistic when we see young Jedi shown with cautery marks
November 22, 2023 at 6:17 PM
I’ll believe light sabers are realistic when we see young Jedi shown with cautery marks
Why do Orkin people wear hard hats?
November 22, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Why do Orkin people wear hard hats?
There’s a quite tall man here at the gate having a full on phone conversation including gestures. Just right out standing in the middle of the gate area. Like a Shakespearean actor. Just completely detached from the audience around him. People have to walk around him to get to sit. It’s amazing
November 7, 2023 at 9:19 PM
There’s a quite tall man here at the gate having a full on phone conversation including gestures. Just right out standing in the middle of the gate area. Like a Shakespearean actor. Just completely detached from the audience around him. People have to walk around him to get to sit. It’s amazing
I just forgot it was night time and I needed to sleep. Like a task I forgot to do. Just going along getting things done at 1:15am you know like you do and suddenly realized oh shoot
October 31, 2023 at 6:24 AM
I just forgot it was night time and I needed to sleep. Like a task I forgot to do. Just going along getting things done at 1:15am you know like you do and suddenly realized oh shoot
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Tech CEO: (giving keynote) Hayao Miyazaki called our new product “an insult to life itself”
*audience cheers*
*audience cheers*
October 3, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Tech CEO: (giving keynote) Hayao Miyazaki called our new product “an insult to life itself”
*audience cheers*
*audience cheers*
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‘X-Ray’ by Helmut Newton (1995)
October 23, 2023 at 5:54 PM
‘X-Ray’ by Helmut Newton (1995)
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She was born an hourglass, small and beautiful and fragile, and filled with far too few grains of sand.
October 21, 2023 at 7:23 PM
She was born an hourglass, small and beautiful and fragile, and filled with far too few grains of sand.
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Lot's wife: *is transformed into a pillar of salt*
Deer watching nearby: oh fuck yeah
Deer watching nearby: oh fuck yeah
August 28, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Lot's wife: *is transformed into a pillar of salt*
Deer watching nearby: oh fuck yeah
Deer watching nearby: oh fuck yeah
I am the very model of a modern
October 20, 2023 at 4:32 PM
I am the very model of a modern
I’m avoiding sleep because I’m having to do a very hard thing tomorrow that’s going to bring someone else misery and there but for sheer luck go I
October 20, 2023 at 5:48 AM
I’m avoiding sleep because I’m having to do a very hard thing tomorrow that’s going to bring someone else misery and there but for sheer luck go I
Thank you, Dead Zone, for ruining the word “gazebo” for me forever
October 14, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Thank you, Dead Zone, for ruining the word “gazebo” for me forever
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Seems like there are a lot of ableist misogynistic takes today
October 5, 2023 at 7:12 PM
Seems like there are a lot of ableist misogynistic takes today
And the alert comes early.
October 4, 2023 at 6:19 PM
And the alert comes early.
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[takes long drag off cigarette and then tosses it] the pants you change into after work and then out of before bed should be called pre-jamas
October 1, 2023 at 2:04 AM
[takes long drag off cigarette and then tosses it] the pants you change into after work and then out of before bed should be called pre-jamas
Interesting way to display birds here at the Perot museum
September 23, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Interesting way to display birds here at the Perot museum
Seeking trade: Democrat in Texas seeking to trade houses with any Republican on the West Coast. My house doesn’t have any crosses so bring yours with you
September 16, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Seeking trade: Democrat in Texas seeking to trade houses with any Republican on the West Coast. My house doesn’t have any crosses so bring yours with you