Maria Kanger
@mkanger.bsky.social
Typical Elder Millennial mom.
Cover photo courtesy of @arturodraws.bsky.social
Cover photo courtesy of @arturodraws.bsky.social
Far more competitive than most of the CFP games
All four wild card games have had a lead change within the last three minutes of regulation
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Far more competitive than most of the CFP games
Ugggh I didn’t even think of this, but it’s absolutely going to happen
ChatGPT winding up to throw us the world's most annoying Super Bowl ad I just know it
You can always tell when a new Chat GPT commercial is coming because it's always like someone staring at a pan with a big hunk of chicken in it and then it reveals their search history with something like "Tell me how to not die from salmonella poisoning"
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Ugggh I didn’t even think of this, but it’s absolutely going to happen
Starting to feel like curse territory. Awful.
God this sucks. Not only for tonight, but next season as well. Such an unlucky team.
The 49ers say TE George Kittle officially tore his Achilles.
January 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Starting to feel like curse territory. Awful.
Dying at “lil pope alarm”
imagine if he set his lil pope alarm to go off at 2 am in the Vatican FOR THIS.
do we think the pope is watching this
January 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Dying at “lil pope alarm”
The Good Brand.
I started this brand because Indiana lost the Pinstripe Bowl.
Indiana Football is going to the National Championship.
Indiana Football is going to the National Championship.
January 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The Good Brand.
Cignetti finally smiles at 56 points
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Cignetti finally smiles at 56 points
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this is true aura
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
this is true aura
I’m just so happy for Pat Coogan ☘️
Pat Coogan recovers the Fernando Mendoza fumble, and the IU crowd chants "Coooooog"
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I’m just so happy for Pat Coogan ☘️
35-7 at half. 35-7 at half?!
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
35-7 at half. 35-7 at half?!
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Fernando Mendoza is gonna show up to the interviews at the NFL Combine with his resume and references stapled into little packets to hand out to NFL GMs
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Fernando Mendoza is gonna show up to the interviews at the NFL Combine with his resume and references stapled into little packets to hand out to NFL GMs
Love sports social media
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Love sports social media
My feelings exactly
Obviously I am rooting hardest for Indiana to win it all but Coachless Ole Miss is #2
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
My feelings exactly
The most perfect description
It's giving DB celebrating incompletion when burned in coverage
Mike Tomlin somehow just keeps on keepin' on
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
The most perfect description
I just watched Joe Buck put the broadcaster’s jinx on Seattle’s kicker in real time
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I just watched Joe Buck put the broadcaster’s jinx on Seattle’s kicker in real time
I mean, I know they’re talking about the casket toss during the game, but this post also feels like a vaguely threatening ad for trusts and wills
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I mean, I know they’re talking about the casket toss during the game, but this post also feels like a vaguely threatening ad for trusts and wills
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This is grade A Italianing
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This is grade A Italianing
Incredible. I can’t wait for the Winter Olympics.
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Incredible. I can’t wait for the Winter Olympics.
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My favorite unhinged bowl
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
My favorite unhinged bowl
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Scuttling down I-40 like a swarm of ants carrying a blueberry
Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Scuttling down I-40 like a swarm of ants carrying a blueberry
Such delightful pettiness
THEY ALL BARKED AT KICKOFF
Hello to the Mississippi State fans in the bar in which we are having a committee meeting who just booed as Ole Miss took the field
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Such delightful pettiness
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thirty eight to three
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
thirty eight to three
Legitimately emotional that Pat Coogan got MVP.
January 2, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Legitimately emotional that Pat Coogan got MVP.
Alabama getting shellacked by IU is helping heal my wounds from the 2012 national championship game
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Alabama getting shellacked by IU is helping heal my wounds from the 2012 national championship game