MJazzmatazz
mjazzmatazz.bsky.social
MJazzmatazz
@mjazzmatazz.bsky.social
Aspiring Clinical Psychologist, Autistic, Avid D&Der. Believer in the power of flowers and friendship.
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Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC
Daniel Penny, the man who held Jordan Neely in a chokehold, has been acquitted
December 9, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
I saw this in Twitter and I have a theory.

Trains? Trains are good. And what is a train? A fast thing that goes on rails.

What is Sonic? A fast thing that goes on rails.

Ergo, Sonic activates the train drive, and so we like Sonic.
December 7, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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people in the media are always like "this country is too divided. we need to come together and find common ground" and then when that happened this week they all started sobbing and saying "nooo not like that!!"
December 7, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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Neurotypicals when autistic people don’t understand them:
‘obviously autistic people don’t have empathy.’

Neurotypicals when they
don’t understand autistic behavior:
‘obviously autistic people don’t have feelings.’

Neurotypicals:
‘Look at us, we’re great at empathy.’
December 6, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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the greatest christmas story ever told uses the threat of dying alone and unmourned to scare a wealthy man straight and i think that’s just really nice
December 6, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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She does this all the time. Rails against identity politics and then jumps on any opportunity to use them even when (as here) it makes no sense.
December 6, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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falsehood that's easy to conspiracize: no murderer could evade justice this long when a manhunt is underway

truth that's harder to accept: the police are generally bad at their jobs
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Secret Panel HERE 🤷‍♀️ tapas.io/episode/2152422
December 6, 2024 at 6:35 PM
The BlueSky algorithm appears to have decided I'm interested in the Detroit NFL team and boy I'm not sure you could get things more wrong my guy.
December 6, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Unexpectedly did a session this morning because one of the psychologists is ill and it went well! Yeah! Go me.

(I have regular individual sessions now and somehow I am still amazed everytime they go well despite no evidence to suggest they wont)
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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What does reply this mean, what could this possibly mean
December 6, 2024 at 10:53 AM
December 6, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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Maybe people wouldn't get so mad at health insurance companies if we accurately described how they work. Paying premiums doesn't buy you care, it buys you the opportunity to pay an unknown amount for care in the future. Hmm ok that may make people more mad actually
December 5, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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staryu skating
December 5, 2024 at 8:13 PM
In a shock to no one, this year I was obsessed with Hazbin Hotel and Fall Out Boy #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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500 votes
December 3, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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no thoughts only crimes
December 3, 2024 at 6:23 PM
My dad has got me a whiskey advent calendar for the past few years, which lord knows I can never keep up with, as evidenced by the fact I'm already behind and we're 3 days into December, but here we go! (Featuring Bob's Burgers)
December 3, 2024 at 7:03 PM
This is the bird I named my car after!
Steller's Jay announcing their presence - AKA "Every Steller's all day every day"

#FromTheArchives #birds #becurious 🪶
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I've been researching vagal nerve theory for one of the psychologists at work and went down the rabbit hole of its relationship to autism and I can't help but feel an ick about it? Really just feels like another way to pathologise autism so far.
December 3, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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Oh great job guys. You know that tech oligarch who amassed obscene wealth by doing financialization? He was super left wing until he saw your post
December 2, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I'm going to make an effort to actually post thoughts and such on this as opposed to my Twitter just turning into a retweet feed.

But I have no particular thoughts right now, so here is one of my cats. #catsofbluesky
December 3, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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Gingerbread Bulbasaurs 🌱 🍪
December 3, 2024 at 1:33 PM