marissa
@mj0001.bsky.social
librarian and international man of mystery //
the only good billionaires are taylor swift and jb pritzker
the only good billionaires are taylor swift and jb pritzker
this morning i really made an effort socially and it ended with me coming home crying so !!!!! woohoo!!!
March 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this morning i really made an effort socially and it ended with me coming home crying so !!!!! woohoo!!!
my boss is officially retiring and now everyone’s looking to me for direction and i’m like 👁️👄👁️
February 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
my boss is officially retiring and now everyone’s looking to me for direction and i’m like 👁️👄👁️
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we don't have kings in America, but we DO have the Great Khan of the Midwest 🫡
February 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
we don't have kings in America, but we DO have the Great Khan of the Midwest 🫡
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My oath is to the Constitution of our state and of our country.
We don’t have kings in America – and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one.
I am not speaking up in service to my ambitions — but in deference to my obligations.
We don’t have kings in America – and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one.
I am not speaking up in service to my ambitions — but in deference to my obligations.
February 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My oath is to the Constitution of our state and of our country.
We don’t have kings in America – and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one.
I am not speaking up in service to my ambitions — but in deference to my obligations.
We don’t have kings in America – and I don’t intend to bend the knee to one.
I am not speaking up in service to my ambitions — but in deference to my obligations.
i get today AND tomorrow off i’m so excited to just sit for two days
February 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i get today AND tomorrow off i’m so excited to just sit for two days
i am finally in a place where i can both save money and pay off my student debt and man it’s liberating
February 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i am finally in a place where i can both save money and pay off my student debt and man it’s liberating
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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
kendrick called drake a pedofile on national television with a smile on his face is maybe the best moment of the year thus far
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
kendrick called drake a pedofile on national television with a smile on his face is maybe the best moment of the year thus far
can someone explain to me why this fox interview with our fascist overlord is airing right before The Big Game
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
can someone explain to me why this fox interview with our fascist overlord is airing right before The Big Game
men with light colored eyes freak me out idk
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
men with light colored eyes freak me out idk
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i want the surgery to reroute my colon to my arms so i can shoot poop out my wrists like spiderman
February 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i want the surgery to reroute my colon to my arms so i can shoot poop out my wrists like spiderman
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Bring back wokeness. We are no longer asking.
February 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Bring back wokeness. We are no longer asking.
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You WILL say your pronouns. You WILL defy ICE. Every city WILL be Chicago.
January 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You WILL say your pronouns. You WILL defy ICE. Every city WILL be Chicago.
man i wanna go home lol
January 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
man i wanna go home lol
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Glory to the Great Khan, no mercy to our foes
January 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Glory to the Great Khan, no mercy to our foes
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This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.
January 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.
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"It wasn't a seig heil"
Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.
Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.
January 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"It wasn't a seig heil"
Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.
Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.
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taylor has the opportunity to do the funniest thing on monday
January 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
taylor has the opportunity to do the funniest thing on monday
i was super productive and planned 12 weeks of storytimes in the past 2 weeks. very cool! i am good at things!
January 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i was super productive and planned 12 weeks of storytimes in the past 2 weeks. very cool! i am good at things!
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unfortunately for my opps i keep getting sexier and sexier every single day
January 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
unfortunately for my opps i keep getting sexier and sexier every single day
drank and danced and then got mozarella sticks and a milkshake in time to watch the countdown to midnight. 2024 rocked. hopefully 2025 is just as good.
January 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
drank and danced and then got mozarella sticks and a milkshake in time to watch the countdown to midnight. 2024 rocked. hopefully 2025 is just as good.
we got a new washer dryer that’s being delivered today and jesus christ i’m so excited to go home and do laundry. being an adult is strange.
December 30, 2024 at 8:17 PM
we got a new washer dryer that’s being delivered today and jesus christ i’m so excited to go home and do laundry. being an adult is strange.