Mitten d'Amour
@mittendamour.bsky.social
I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
A very happy Getting A Hysterectomy Day to all who celebrate (me).
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
A very happy Getting A Hysterectomy Day to all who celebrate (me).
Gross. Ramming it down our throats.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Gross. Ramming it down our throats.
I am so confused. I’m sat in a BBQ/smokehouse restaurant and the prevailing smell is one of mouthwatering delicious meat but then it crossed into smelling of cat food and I had no lessening of desire for it.
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am so confused. I’m sat in a BBQ/smokehouse restaurant and the prevailing smell is one of mouthwatering delicious meat but then it crossed into smelling of cat food and I had no lessening of desire for it.
Got a super jam packed busy day ahead, so thank GOD I woke up at 5am and lay there contemplating all of life’s quandaries and calamities until my 7am alarm.
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Got a super jam packed busy day ahead, so thank GOD I woke up at 5am and lay there contemplating all of life’s quandaries and calamities until my 7am alarm.
Me: [applies super expensive body lotion before bed]
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me: [applies super expensive body lotion before bed]
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
Begging marketing teams to just see women as “people”.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Begging marketing teams to just see women as “people”.
Last night I, among others. stopped to help a man having an epileptic seizure and I have two points:
1. Teach first aid, including seizure treatment, in schools
2. If your mum dying from epilepsy is why you’re losing your shit, DON’T MAKE THAT THE PATIENT’S FIRST CONSCIOUS AUDIO
1. Teach first aid, including seizure treatment, in schools
2. If your mum dying from epilepsy is why you’re losing your shit, DON’T MAKE THAT THE PATIENT’S FIRST CONSCIOUS AUDIO
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Last night I, among others. stopped to help a man having an epileptic seizure and I have two points:
1. Teach first aid, including seizure treatment, in schools
2. If your mum dying from epilepsy is why you’re losing your shit, DON’T MAKE THAT THE PATIENT’S FIRST CONSCIOUS AUDIO
1. Teach first aid, including seizure treatment, in schools
2. If your mum dying from epilepsy is why you’re losing your shit, DON’T MAKE THAT THE PATIENT’S FIRST CONSCIOUS AUDIO
I like to think that right now Epstein is having a right old chuckle in Hell knowing he caused a rumour from beyond the grave that Donny Trump gave Bill Clinton a greedy gob job.
Satan’s gonna give him half an hour off having his testicles toasted for that one.
Satan’s gonna give him half an hour off having his testicles toasted for that one.
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I like to think that right now Epstein is having a right old chuckle in Hell knowing he caused a rumour from beyond the grave that Donny Trump gave Bill Clinton a greedy gob job.
Satan’s gonna give him half an hour off having his testicles toasted for that one.
Satan’s gonna give him half an hour off having his testicles toasted for that one.
Category is… just because it’s tights weather doesn’t mean you have to dress like a nana.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Category is… just because it’s tights weather doesn’t mean you have to dress like a nana.
Arsecrack got so sweaty in the gym I had to go check it wasn’t anal seepage mid-workout.
Like all the sexy influencer girly-pops.
Like all the sexy influencer girly-pops.
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Arsecrack got so sweaty in the gym I had to go check it wasn’t anal seepage mid-workout.
Like all the sexy influencer girly-pops.
Like all the sexy influencer girly-pops.
If ever you wonder what it's like living in the mind of a chronic over-thinker... my grocery delivery came with the erroneous addition of some coffee...
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
If ever you wonder what it's like living in the mind of a chronic over-thinker... my grocery delivery came with the erroneous addition of some coffee...
Hard not to root for the Luigis.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hard not to root for the Luigis.
Them: You will just ask if there’s anything I can do while you recover from your operation, right?
Me, cooking and freezing actual individual fucking portions of rice and pasta: Oh of course!
Me, cooking and freezing actual individual fucking portions of rice and pasta: Oh of course!
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Them: You will just ask if there’s anything I can do while you recover from your operation, right?
Me, cooking and freezing actual individual fucking portions of rice and pasta: Oh of course!
Me, cooking and freezing actual individual fucking portions of rice and pasta: Oh of course!
Them: You will just ask if there’s anything I can do while you recover from your operation, right?
Me, cooking and freezing actual individual fucking portions of rice and pasta: Oh of course!
Me, cooking and freezing actual individual fucking portions of rice and pasta: Oh of course!
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Them: You will just ask if there’s anything I can do while you recover from your operation, right?
Me, cooking and freezing actual individual fucking portions of rice and pasta: Oh of course!
Me, cooking and freezing actual individual fucking portions of rice and pasta: Oh of course!
Everyone knows I love a truly awful Christmas movie and let me tell you, this movie premier did NOT disappoint. The reviews are savage but honestly don’t be fooled by them only giving it one star, it’s so much worse.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Everyone knows I love a truly awful Christmas movie and let me tell you, this movie premier did NOT disappoint. The reviews are savage but honestly don’t be fooled by them only giving it one star, it’s so much worse.
A level 8 difficulty double cat spot for the fans.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A level 8 difficulty double cat spot for the fans.
Category is… emergency film premier plus one.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Category is… emergency film premier plus one.
My first instinct on seeing this image: Yeah but this man is different to the others 😍
All those flags ... that's a pretty challenging golf course.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My first instinct on seeing this image: Yeah but this man is different to the others 😍
Make wearing puffer coats on the tube illegal - on punishment of being shot in the face with a rotting badger carcass.
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Make wearing puffer coats on the tube illegal - on punishment of being shot in the face with a rotting badger carcass.
I’ve got my period which is as agonising and debilitating and plan-cancelly and draining and grim as ever BUT I’m drinking celebratory fizz and smiling and feeling joyous through every awful minute - because I have a hysterectomy booked meaning this is the last EVER
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’ve got my period which is as agonising and debilitating and plan-cancelly and draining and grim as ever BUT I’m drinking celebratory fizz and smiling and feeling joyous through every awful minute - because I have a hysterectomy booked meaning this is the last EVER
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don't remember if I've mentioned this before. tell anyone you see using Google to do this.
hiding "actually do what I asked" is another expression of the paternalistic techbro mindset that gives you "yes" or "not now" options for an unwanted new feature or only lets you hide something "for a while"
hiding "actually do what I asked" is another expression of the paternalistic techbro mindset that gives you "yes" or "not now" options for an unwanted new feature or only lets you hide something "for a while"
This is in no way apologism for Google but click Search Tools and select "Verbatim". It makes it work how you expect
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
don't remember if I've mentioned this before. tell anyone you see using Google to do this.
hiding "actually do what I asked" is another expression of the paternalistic techbro mindset that gives you "yes" or "not now" options for an unwanted new feature or only lets you hide something "for a while"
hiding "actually do what I asked" is another expression of the paternalistic techbro mindset that gives you "yes" or "not now" options for an unwanted new feature or only lets you hide something "for a while"
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Just the cleanest Matthew 25 test you could imagine revealing a Christendom of goats leading their flocks straight to the eternal fires.
There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were:
Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church
Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Just the cleanest Matthew 25 test you could imagine revealing a Christendom of goats leading their flocks straight to the eternal fires.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Got really bad period pains but it's my last ever period before I have a hysterectomy.
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Got really bad period pains but it's my last ever period before I have a hysterectomy.
Still absolutely fucking buzzing from
#CelebrityTraitors - can we do it all again right now please?
Just phenomenal from absolutely everyone involved but especially casting and editing. Two teams capable of harnessing actual magic. May the other side of the pillow ever be cool for all concerned.
#CelebrityTraitors - can we do it all again right now please?
Just phenomenal from absolutely everyone involved but especially casting and editing. Two teams capable of harnessing actual magic. May the other side of the pillow ever be cool for all concerned.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Still absolutely fucking buzzing from
#CelebrityTraitors - can we do it all again right now please?
Just phenomenal from absolutely everyone involved but especially casting and editing. Two teams capable of harnessing actual magic. May the other side of the pillow ever be cool for all concerned.
#CelebrityTraitors - can we do it all again right now please?
Just phenomenal from absolutely everyone involved but especially casting and editing. Two teams capable of harnessing actual magic. May the other side of the pillow ever be cool for all concerned.