Me earlier: My periods aren’t THAT bad really, I’m sure I’ve just been making a fuss
My uterus: No no, I’ve been proper fucking you up worse than you know LOL

Good news: I’m awake and alive
Bad news: They weren’t able to remove my uterus because as well as adenomyosis I also have endometriosis which the MRI missed and it has fused my uterus to my bowel
Good news: I can go home tonight

Waiting for the surgeon to come and tell me more. This is all I know.

‪…and does the brisket come with kibble? Great. And I’ll just throw it up in your shoe when I’m done before licking my taint on the table. ‬

‪Me to the server: The Purina smells particularly delicious today - is it fresh?‬

Hahaha

💖

You MONSTER

No neither of those things matter at all for reasons but I am also unable to stop thinking about it because reasons.

This morning I dropped it in the Saino's food bank collection point and ever since have been gripped with anxiety - that the coffee is M&S branded NOT Sainsbury's and worse, that it's decaff and poor people might not want decaff.

Oh, it is more, so much more awful. Boy George's Turkey teeth look like they're falling out - and that was a highlight.

You KNOW you're going to. Don't fight it.