Mitten d'Amour
@mittendamour.bsky.social
I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
Gross. Ramming it down our throats.
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Gross. Ramming it down our throats.
Me: [applies super expensive body lotion before bed]
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me: [applies super expensive body lotion before bed]
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
Mort: Ooh, you seem to have got some ‘stuff’ on you - don’t worry, I got it!
Minou is my favourite.
Category is… just because it’s tights weather doesn’t mean you have to dress like a nana.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Category is… just because it’s tights weather doesn’t mean you have to dress like a nana.
Hard not to root for the Luigis.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hard not to root for the Luigis.
[laughs so hard I shart]
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
[laughs so hard I shart]
And the solution.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
And the solution.
Everyone knows I love a truly awful Christmas movie and let me tell you, this movie premier did NOT disappoint. The reviews are savage but honestly don’t be fooled by them only giving it one star, it’s so much worse.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Everyone knows I love a truly awful Christmas movie and let me tell you, this movie premier did NOT disappoint. The reviews are savage but honestly don’t be fooled by them only giving it one star, it’s so much worse.
Category is… emergency film premier plus one.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Category is… emergency film premier plus one.
Got really bad period pains but it's my last ever period before I have a hysterectomy.
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Got really bad period pains but it's my last ever period before I have a hysterectomy.
Category is… cat for scale.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Category is… cat for scale.
NGL but if so I’m only ever watching on catch up so I can scrub past any and all moments of her on screen.
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
NGL but if so I’m only ever watching on catch up so I can scrub past any and all moments of her on screen.
Category is… Rydell High realness.
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Category is… Rydell High realness.
Category is… Continuing to refuse to apologise for cutting my own fringe.
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Category is… Continuing to refuse to apologise for cutting my own fringe.
Well, perfect except she insists on singing the fucking theme tune.
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well, perfect except she insists on singing the fucking theme tune.
Hallowe’en rain brutishly lashing against the windows as it chases the trick-or-treaters on a hasty retreat, as a soft cat sighs deep contented breaths, sinking into the warm safety of my lap. Poirot and pinot noir polish the perfect cosy autumnal tableau.
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hallowe’en rain brutishly lashing against the windows as it chases the trick-or-treaters on a hasty retreat, as a soft cat sighs deep contented breaths, sinking into the warm safety of my lap. Poirot and pinot noir polish the perfect cosy autumnal tableau.
Also cannot express how ‘Martin Lewis’ I feel nabbing protein bars for my gym bag in the Meal Deal.
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Also cannot express how ‘Martin Lewis’ I feel nabbing protein bars for my gym bag in the Meal Deal.
Do I choose my Meal Deal based on colour?
No.
Does it annoy me still that while technically all the same colour the protein bar is the wrong shade?
Yes.
No.
Does it annoy me still that while technically all the same colour the protein bar is the wrong shade?
Yes.
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Do I choose my Meal Deal based on colour?
No.
Does it annoy me still that while technically all the same colour the protein bar is the wrong shade?
Yes.
No.
Does it annoy me still that while technically all the same colour the protein bar is the wrong shade?
Yes.
Spot the auto cat feeder due to go off at 18:00…
FEWMIN
FEWMIN
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Spot the auto cat feeder due to go off at 18:00…
FEWMIN
FEWMIN
It’s all in mad full display in the Olympic Park. Been so warm.
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It’s all in mad full display in the Olympic Park. Been so warm.
Been on a run and saw a seagull catch a crayfish in the canal. All David Attenborough and shit.
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Been on a run and saw a seagull catch a crayfish in the canal. All David Attenborough and shit.
Category is… Didn’t wanna go the gym. Made myself go the gym. A triumph for the history books.
October 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Category is… Didn’t wanna go the gym. Made myself go the gym. A triumph for the history books.
And yes, we menaced the cast after.
October 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
And yes, we menaced the cast after.
Went theatre last night. Entertaining Mr Sloane. London does theatre alright, innit.
October 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Went theatre last night. Entertaining Mr Sloane. London does theatre alright, innit.
Category is… graveyard groupie.
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Category is… graveyard groupie.
