Mitchel Moriarty
@mitchelmor.uk
Tinkerer, train driver, third thing.
All opinions are my own and not those of my employer - whoever that may be. Former child. He/Him
All opinions are my own and not those of my employer - whoever that may be. Former child. He/Him
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.
December 8, 2024 at 6:39 PM
You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.
Buona mattina from southern Italy.
So how was my first sleeper train?
Well, imagine a small, basic hotel room a little less comfortable than your bed at home.
Now imagine your hotel room is nearly an hour late and has to make up the time.
I'll reserve judgement until I've been on a few more of them
So how was my first sleeper train?
Well, imagine a small, basic hotel room a little less comfortable than your bed at home.
Now imagine your hotel room is nearly an hour late and has to make up the time.
I'll reserve judgement until I've been on a few more of them
July 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Buona mattina from southern Italy.
So how was my first sleeper train?
Well, imagine a small, basic hotel room a little less comfortable than your bed at home.
Now imagine your hotel room is nearly an hour late and has to make up the time.
I'll reserve judgement until I've been on a few more of them
So how was my first sleeper train?
Well, imagine a small, basic hotel room a little less comfortable than your bed at home.
Now imagine your hotel room is nearly an hour late and has to make up the time.
I'll reserve judgement until I've been on a few more of them
It's a bright, sunny morning in St Pancras and I'm up to my usual shenanigans again
July 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It's a bright, sunny morning in St Pancras and I'm up to my usual shenanigans again
NEW PARENTS: If you name your child Kendall, people will think you've named them after Kendall Jenner.
This is easily avoided by giving them the middle names Mint Cake
This is easily avoided by giving them the middle names Mint Cake
June 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
NEW PARENTS: If you name your child Kendall, people will think you've named them after Kendall Jenner.
This is easily avoided by giving them the middle names Mint Cake
This is easily avoided by giving them the middle names Mint Cake
They know. There's no way they don't know
June 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
They know. There's no way they don't know
Does anybody know what time the shops/cafe after passport control in St Pancras opens?
They're not even labelled on the station map
They're not even labelled on the station map
June 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Does anybody know what time the shops/cafe after passport control in St Pancras opens?
They're not even labelled on the station map
They're not even labelled on the station map
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Yes it's AI slop, but look at it's widdle face
May 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Yes it's AI slop, but look at it's widdle face
Am I going mad, or is there no UK website for Toblerone? .com and .co.uk both redirect to their instagram
April 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Am I going mad, or is there no UK website for Toblerone? .com and .co.uk both redirect to their instagram
I think I preferred it when there were cubicles
Euston station's loos get a makeover during the Easter closure
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/eus...
Euston Station's toilets underwent a major refurbishment during its recent weekend closure and reopened to passengers this morning.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/eus...
Euston Station's toilets underwent a major refurbishment during its recent weekend closure and reopened to passengers this morning.
Euston station's loos get a makeover during the Easter closure
Euston Station's toilets underwent a major refurbishment during its recent weekend closure and reopened to passengers this morning.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
April 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I think I preferred it when there were cubicles
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Everyone needs a hobby. My friend's hobby is trawling through Spotify looking for publicly editable "Sex playlists". Then he adds Yakety Sax (also known as the Benny Hill theme) somewhere in the middle. Not my fess, definitely posting for a friend.
April 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Everyone needs a hobby. My friend's hobby is trawling through Spotify looking for publicly editable "Sex playlists". Then he adds Yakety Sax (also known as the Benny Hill theme) somewhere in the middle. Not my fess, definitely posting for a friend.
Walking through my train and there's a Chekhov branded vodka bottle discarded on the floor.
Excited to see how it's used before the third act
Excited to see how it's used before the third act
March 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Walking through my train and there's a Chekhov branded vodka bottle discarded on the floor.
Excited to see how it's used before the third act
Excited to see how it's used before the third act
I've got a strong craving for a burrito right now but by the time I get off my train in an hour I will have forgotten all about it 😭
March 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I've got a strong craving for a burrito right now but by the time I get off my train in an hour I will have forgotten all about it 😭
Happy Pancake Day to all who celebrate
March 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Happy Pancake Day to all who celebrate
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👀 New railtour alert!
Introducing our East West DEMU railtour, to Didcot, Oxford, Bicester Village and Milton Keynes.
This trip will traverse the 19-mile section of former Varsity Line which East West Rail is opening this year.
📅 Saturday 5 April 2025
ℹ️ www.hastingsdiesels.co.uk/railtours/#e...
Introducing our East West DEMU railtour, to Didcot, Oxford, Bicester Village and Milton Keynes.
This trip will traverse the 19-mile section of former Varsity Line which East West Rail is opening this year.
📅 Saturday 5 April 2025
ℹ️ www.hastingsdiesels.co.uk/railtours/#e...
Hastings Diesels Limited – Railtours
Hastings Diesels Limited's objective is the preservation and restoration to main-line running of ex-Southern Region DEMU rolling stock…
www.hastingsdiesels.co.uk
February 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
👀 New railtour alert!
Introducing our East West DEMU railtour, to Didcot, Oxford, Bicester Village and Milton Keynes.
This trip will traverse the 19-mile section of former Varsity Line which East West Rail is opening this year.
📅 Saturday 5 April 2025
ℹ️ www.hastingsdiesels.co.uk/railtours/#e...
Introducing our East West DEMU railtour, to Didcot, Oxford, Bicester Village and Milton Keynes.
This trip will traverse the 19-mile section of former Varsity Line which East West Rail is opening this year.
📅 Saturday 5 April 2025
ℹ️ www.hastingsdiesels.co.uk/railtours/#e...
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last severance episode confirms nobody fucks with the jesus
February 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
last severance episode confirms nobody fucks with the jesus
Look, I understand some places charge tourists extra for taxis, but £9 quintillion to go to the airport and back is a bit much
January 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Look, I understand some places charge tourists extra for taxis, but £9 quintillion to go to the airport and back is a bit much
Booking hotels through an app just feels wrong. That needs the big internet
January 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Booking hotels through an app just feels wrong. That needs the big internet
More certain by the day that the "ice melt" they have station staff spreading on the platforms is just smelling salts.
Can't change ends at some stations without wincing at the smell of ammonia
Can't change ends at some stations without wincing at the smell of ammonia
January 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
More certain by the day that the "ice melt" they have station staff spreading on the platforms is just smelling salts.
Can't change ends at some stations without wincing at the smell of ammonia
Can't change ends at some stations without wincing at the smell of ammonia
Moved home just before Christmas. Closer to work and family, yadda yadda
Most importantly I can order from the Indian restaurant we used to use and it is every bit as good as I remember it 🥰
Most importantly I can order from the Indian restaurant we used to use and it is every bit as good as I remember it 🥰
January 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Moved home just before Christmas. Closer to work and family, yadda yadda
Most importantly I can order from the Indian restaurant we used to use and it is every bit as good as I remember it 🥰
Most importantly I can order from the Indian restaurant we used to use and it is every bit as good as I remember it 🥰
It is SUPER foggy out this morning
December 24, 2024 at 7:14 AM
It is SUPER foggy out this morning
I've bought a 7 day interrail pass to use next July
Now I just need to figure out where I actually want to go
Now I just need to figure out where I actually want to go
December 18, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I've bought a 7 day interrail pass to use next July
Now I just need to figure out where I actually want to go
Now I just need to figure out where I actually want to go
Just gone past a lorry on the motorway with a big "Like us on Facebook" decal on the back of the trailer and the sides of the cab... But no company name or logos anywhere
December 15, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Just gone past a lorry on the motorway with a big "Like us on Facebook" decal on the back of the trailer and the sides of the cab... But no company name or logos anywhere