Hoody
@misterhaytch.bsky.social
0121 based bod.
Every time you touch yourself, God kills a kitten and smites a village.
Every time you touch yourself, God kills a kitten and smites a village.
Really @sainsburys.bsky.social ??
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Really @sainsburys.bsky.social ??
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
Went to the Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities in London today.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Went to the Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities in London today.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
Chat shit, get banged eh?
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Chat shit, get banged eh?
Do I wait to be called forward?
August 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Do I wait to be called forward?
Loving the resident DJ at our holiday.
He's so bad that every song is accompanied by the Windows 11 critical error sound.
Good job fella 👍🏻
He's so bad that every song is accompanied by the Windows 11 critical error sound.
Good job fella 👍🏻
August 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Loving the resident DJ at our holiday.
He's so bad that every song is accompanied by the Windows 11 critical error sound.
Good job fella 👍🏻
He's so bad that every song is accompanied by the Windows 11 critical error sound.
Good job fella 👍🏻
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Find a girl who looks at you the way Madonna looked at Terry Wogan.
July 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Find a girl who looks at you the way Madonna looked at Terry Wogan.
Watching Jason Mamoa getting battered in a Birmingham mosh pit wasn't on my Saturday bingo card but here we are.
#BlackSabbath
#BlackSabbath
July 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Watching Jason Mamoa getting battered in a Birmingham mosh pit wasn't on my Saturday bingo card but here we are.
#BlackSabbath
#BlackSabbath
Gonna have a go. And I don't need a poo.
June 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gonna have a go. And I don't need a poo.
Will Trump and Musk please stop.
I can't cope with level of priapism.
I can't cope with level of priapism.
June 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Will Trump and Musk please stop.
I can't cope with level of priapism.
I can't cope with level of priapism.
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Let me get that for you.
June 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Let me get that for you.
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This is fine.
June 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is fine.
Perhaps they can save it for that winter fuel allowance?
Lower energy costs make retirement less expensive
A one-person household needs £13,400 a year for a basic standards of living in retirement, a report suggests.
www.bbc.co.uk
June 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Perhaps they can save it for that winter fuel allowance?
June 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
May the web designers of Reach Plc step on an upturned plug for this user experience.
May 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
May the web designers of Reach Plc step on an upturned plug for this user experience.
Well that was that. Camping trip in the Peak District cut short because the tent blew away.
FFS.
FFS.
May 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Well that was that. Camping trip in the Peak District cut short because the tent blew away.
FFS.
FFS.
Going camping for a few days tomorrow so of course it's pissing down with rain. The first time in weeks. 🙄
May 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Going camping for a few days tomorrow so of course it's pissing down with rain. The first time in weeks. 🙄
May 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don't understand why Israel is so influential.
May 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don't understand why Israel is so influential.
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