Hoody
@misterhaytch.bsky.social
0121 based bod.
Every time you touch yourself, God kills a kitten and smites a village.
Every time you touch yourself, God kills a kitten and smites a village.
Really @sainsburys.bsky.social ??
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Really @sainsburys.bsky.social ??
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
Double yellows, pavement parking, at a junction, very near to a primary school.
Went to the Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities in London today.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Went to the Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities in London today.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
I never thought I'd have to explain to my 10 year old about a jar of Rolling Stones spunk and Russell Brands Pubes but alas... here we are.
Do I wait to be called forward?
August 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Do I wait to be called forward?
Gonna have a go. And I don't need a poo.
June 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gonna have a go. And I don't need a poo.
June 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
May the web designers of Reach Plc step on an upturned plug for this user experience.
May 30, 2025 at 11:16 AM
May the web designers of Reach Plc step on an upturned plug for this user experience.
May 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
May 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'd laugh my hoop off if these gents came out.
May 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'd laugh my hoop off if these gents came out.
Celine Dion couldn't make it as she's busy trying to stop the Terrahawks spoiling her plans for domination.
#eurovision
#eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Celine Dion couldn't make it as she's busy trying to stop the Terrahawks spoiling her plans for domination.
#eurovision
#eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Describe yourself with a building
April 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Describe yourself with a building
Me lying in bed with the slendertone on waaaay too high.
April 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Me lying in bed with the slendertone on waaaay too high.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
April 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
British brilliance pictured
April 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
British brilliance pictured
You've been murdered. Whom do you want on your case?
March 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You've been murdered. Whom do you want on your case?
Birmingham was bloody glorious today.
March 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Birmingham was bloody glorious today.
This masterpiece of mother's day wrapping is called "fuck it, that'll do"
March 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This masterpiece of mother's day wrapping is called "fuck it, that'll do"
"What's in the bag Angelos?"...
... T'is a curry.
... T'is a curry.
March 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"What's in the bag Angelos?"...
... T'is a curry.
... T'is a curry.
Me in the national security group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Me in the national security group chat.
Me driving back from the garage after a VERY expensive servicing.
March 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me driving back from the garage after a VERY expensive servicing.
Started taking creatine.... It's a ride!
March 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Started taking creatine.... It's a ride!
While I do have some sympathy, I'm not sure your argument stands up when you're stood in the sun.
March 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
While I do have some sympathy, I'm not sure your argument stands up when you're stood in the sun.
Did someone say beveragino?
March 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Did someone say beveragino?
"Wow. That's beautiful. ... Everything's computer"
March 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Wow. That's beautiful. ... Everything's computer"