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Sam 🔞
@misterbaman.bsky.social
26 | Pan | he/him | Often NSFW | Dead Dove Enjoyer | Multishipper trash | Self-shipping Enjoyer | Minors DNI

Natural born outcast. I like hot and mentally damaged fictional people too much.
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Flat Color Commission for Zel
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I feel like I would be much more understanding of disagreements that boil down to largely semantic differences if I was ever given a degree of acknowledgement of where the two viewpoints meet rather than having to do all the "bigger man" stuff myself. Ever the Cassandra of fandom I guess.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Theorizing about various aspects of the Hellaverse I have questions about got me looking up various religion's creation myths at 2 in the morning.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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It's highly critical we talk about bills like these.

Bluesky dies if section 230 dies, basically. And so do many, many other sites.

#savespeech
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I keep thinking about that time I basically had to RP Arackniss for the entire length of a livestream and thinking that I really gotta do more stuff like that with him. Cold, bitter, angry small guy is basically my entire personality already.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Idk they just kind of mean a lot to me 💖

#cherrisnake #hazbinhotelfanart
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Sallie May Warm up
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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😇🍈🍈
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I thought about Arackniss and Angel's dynamic and got pulled out of a depressive episode I've been in all day. I feel like that's a sign of me entering an Arackniss kick of some sort.
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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I wanna know how more of the infrastructure for hell is handled. What do building codes look like? How does the fashion industry handle odd-bodied sinners? Do some sinners have to get clothing and shoes bespoke? Where do sinners find an income when they first arrive in hell? Housing? Anything?
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Relapse- Into the foggy, familiar, bliss of hopelessness.
TW: drugs, drug use #valangel
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Provided you're a normal person, looking at the likes of weird porn makes for a fun game of "will I see someone I recognize today" like crossing paths with a casual acquaintance at a kink party. You learn so much about the people you regularly see in passing. Real recognizing real.
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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The Broadway show was absolutely incredible!
seriously, it was amazing!✨✨✨
#Alastor
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If any mutuals are going to LVL UP next year and need someone to split a hotel room with, let me know. I kinda want to go and want to lighten my expenses a bit.
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I love the Hellaverse because it has a very good approach to love and "self improvement", the idea that you are still worthy of love & care while "imperfect", that you don't need to "sort yourself out on your own" before you can be worth loving. That damaged people, even "BAD" people can find love.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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魔女の普段着と礼服的な、この差がたまらない💜
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Any excuse to draw her is a good excuse
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#art #fanart #doodle #monsterprom #Zoemonsterprom
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's weird how much I see myself in Angel Dust considering his background and habits probably couldn't be any more different from my own.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Now that he’s back at the tower, Angel can make himself look cute for daddy uwu

#ValAngel
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can we just get rid of the letter Q altogether. Everything it does can be handled by C or K just fine and it causes more confusion than it's worth. This is my hot take.
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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it's 50-50 odds, girl. whats the worst that could happen -> puppy with a trick coin
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this was originally a sketch for senftember (day 28 - dared) that i didnt have the time to do up right
still wanted to polish it up tho, since i didnt like it still
#nsfwart
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM