Sam 🔞
@misterbaman.bsky.social
26 | Pan | he/him | Often NSFW | Dead Dove Enjoyer | Multishipper trash | Self-shipping Enjoyer | Minors DNI
I'm the guy that you remember seeing and then instantly forgetting about. I like hot and mentally damaged fictional people too much.
I'm the guy that you remember seeing and then instantly forgetting about. I like hot and mentally damaged fictional people too much.
Nothing like everyone posting their circles to remind me that I've basically been an outcast for my entire duration of my time in the fandom. 🙃
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Nothing like everyone posting their circles to remind me that I've basically been an outcast for my entire duration of my time in the fandom. 🙃
I really hope the final two episodes add a bit more clarity on the drawbacks of Vox's hypnosis thing, because it bothers me so much how it seems like he could just be using that all the time to make anyone do exactly what he wants (barring vision impairment) and he just doesn't.
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I really hope the final two episodes add a bit more clarity on the drawbacks of Vox's hypnosis thing, because it bothers me so much how it seems like he could just be using that all the time to make anyone do exactly what he wants (barring vision impairment) and he just doesn't.
I keep going back on forth with myself about wanting to do LVLUP 2026, but I don't really have anyone to go with at this point in time, and my net income keeps doing this tug-of-war thing where it's hard to save enough for me to feel uncomplicatedly safe.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I keep going back on forth with myself about wanting to do LVLUP 2026, but I don't really have anyone to go with at this point in time, and my net income keeps doing this tug-of-war thing where it's hard to save enough for me to feel uncomplicatedly safe.
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Not to get too into politics about what is a serious criminal matter but even a “moderate democrat” could easily win a purple seat if they ran on “release the Epstein files” as one of their campaign promises.
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Not to get too into politics about what is a serious criminal matter but even a “moderate democrat” could easily win a purple seat if they ran on “release the Epstein files” as one of their campaign promises.
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I like this commission so much🥹
Tyrande and Maiev
Tyrande and Maiev
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I like this commission so much🥹
Tyrande and Maiev
Tyrande and Maiev
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November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The stewing in rage. The complete disconnect from everything, even Angel's payment question which would be very important to answer ordinarily. Anyone who's known or been this type of person knows someone who struggles with anger so bad that throwing things is normal, this is so much worse.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The stewing in rage. The complete disconnect from everything, even Angel's payment question which would be very important to answer ordinarily. Anyone who's known or been this type of person knows someone who struggles with anger so bad that throwing things is normal, this is so much worse.
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When I tell you I laughed LMAO
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
When I tell you I laughed LMAO
New roommate! His name is Moxxie.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
New roommate! His name is Moxxie.
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No way VoxTek has better benefits than most Americans
This just in: the worst ppl you know have full coverage healthcare 😭
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
No way VoxTek has better benefits than most Americans
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velvette's contact photo on val's and vox's phones
silly silly silly
silly silly silly
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
velvette's contact photo on val's and vox's phones
silly silly silly
silly silly silly
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When the villain's got a clothes disintegration ray and the Press learns you've been fighting...
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When the villain's got a clothes disintegration ray and the Press learns you've been fighting...
"Tired of your potential lovers always going for the shitty guys? Give 'em a helping hand with Love Potion™ from VoxTek! Available in strawberry, watermelon, and cherry flavors! Trust us with your love life!"
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Tired of your potential lovers always going for the shitty guys? Give 'em a helping hand with Love Potion™ from VoxTek! Available in strawberry, watermelon, and cherry flavors! Trust us with your love life!"
Only the best and most subservient for VoxTek.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Only the best and most subservient for VoxTek.
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They’re so done with Vox’s antics they developed a telepathic bond.
#hazbinhotelfanart #alastor #velvette
#hazbinhotelfanart #alastor #velvette
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
They’re so done with Vox’s antics they developed a telepathic bond.
#hazbinhotelfanart #alastor #velvette
#hazbinhotelfanart #alastor #velvette
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Emily: "I can make a video recording for any message you wanna send Pentious! Alright go! 📽
Charlie: "Sir Pentious I miss so so soo much! congrat-"
Cherri: *jumps into frame* "Im coming for you Penny! You betta wait for me ya slippery cunt! Yeah!" *flashes her tits*
Emily: "Oh Good heavens! 😳!!"
Charlie: "Sir Pentious I miss so so soo much! congrat-"
Cherri: *jumps into frame* "Im coming for you Penny! You betta wait for me ya slippery cunt! Yeah!" *flashes her tits*
Emily: "Oh Good heavens! 😳!!"
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Emily: "I can make a video recording for any message you wanna send Pentious! Alright go! 📽
Charlie: "Sir Pentious I miss so so soo much! congrat-"
Cherri: *jumps into frame* "Im coming for you Penny! You betta wait for me ya slippery cunt! Yeah!" *flashes her tits*
Emily: "Oh Good heavens! 😳!!"
Charlie: "Sir Pentious I miss so so soo much! congrat-"
Cherri: *jumps into frame* "Im coming for you Penny! You betta wait for me ya slippery cunt! Yeah!" *flashes her tits*
Emily: "Oh Good heavens! 😳!!"
"I only fuck 10s... and Vox." Bro did his man DIRTY.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"I only fuck 10s... and Vox." Bro did his man DIRTY.
The Rules of Conduct is raising several questions.
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The Rules of Conduct is raising several questions.
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November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Let’s have some fun 😈
Every 💚 + 🔁 = a new outfit for our favorite snakey gentleman 🐍💅
Ready to play?
#SirPentious #HazbinHotel #artmoots
Tbh I've posted this same art on X and there is not much interaction, I wonder if I can change sir snek man's outfit here in bluesky hehe
Every 💚 + 🔁 = a new outfit for our favorite snakey gentleman 🐍💅
Ready to play?
#SirPentious #HazbinHotel #artmoots
Tbh I've posted this same art on X and there is not much interaction, I wonder if I can change sir snek man's outfit here in bluesky hehe
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Let’s have some fun 😈
Every 💚 + 🔁 = a new outfit for our favorite snakey gentleman 🐍💅
Ready to play?
#SirPentious #HazbinHotel #artmoots
Tbh I've posted this same art on X and there is not much interaction, I wonder if I can change sir snek man's outfit here in bluesky hehe
Every 💚 + 🔁 = a new outfit for our favorite snakey gentleman 🐍💅
Ready to play?
#SirPentious #HazbinHotel #artmoots
Tbh I've posted this same art on X and there is not much interaction, I wonder if I can change sir snek man's outfit here in bluesky hehe
Alastor: *telling Velvette the story about that guy he killed in his flashback sequence*
Velvette: "Ugh, I get you. I would've done the same shit. Oxygen is just wasted on some people."
Velvette: "Ugh, I get you. I would've done the same shit. Oxygen is just wasted on some people."
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Alastor: *telling Velvette the story about that guy he killed in his flashback sequence*
Velvette: "Ugh, I get you. I would've done the same shit. Oxygen is just wasted on some people."
Velvette: "Ugh, I get you. I would've done the same shit. Oxygen is just wasted on some people."
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November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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