Sam 🔞
@misterbaman.bsky.social
26 | Pan | he/him | Often NSFW | Dead Dove Enjoyer | Multishipper trash | Self-shipping Enjoyer | Minors DNI
Natural born outcast. I like hot and mentally damaged fictional people too much.
Natural born outcast. I like hot and mentally damaged fictional people too much.
If Angel looked at me like this while grabbing my arm I'd cum instantly.
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If Angel looked at me like this while grabbing my arm I'd cum instantly.
Fuck all y'alls normal people tier lists. Here's a tier list of Hellaverse characters ranked based on how good they would be as roommates.
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Fuck all y'alls normal people tier lists. Here's a tier list of Hellaverse characters ranked based on how good they would be as roommates.
Not gonna lie I feel ya man. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Not gonna lie I feel ya man. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
There are two types of monsters I go fucking feral over. Weird scary squid guys and weird scary spider guys. Thank you Vivienne Medrano for satisfying one of my deepest desires. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
There are two types of monsters I go fucking feral over. Weird scary squid guys and weird scary spider guys. Thank you Vivienne Medrano for satisfying one of my deepest desires. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
The stewing in rage. The complete disconnect from everything, even Angel's payment question which would be very important to answer ordinarily. Anyone who's known or been this type of person knows someone who struggles with anger so bad that throwing things is normal, this is so much worse.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The stewing in rage. The complete disconnect from everything, even Angel's payment question which would be very important to answer ordinarily. Anyone who's known or been this type of person knows someone who struggles with anger so bad that throwing things is normal, this is so much worse.
New roommate! His name is Moxxie.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
New roommate! His name is Moxxie.
Only the best and most subservient for VoxTek.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Only the best and most subservient for VoxTek.
Pentious is the guy you want to bring to every family function cause he keeps the kids occupied so you can gossip over wine with the fam. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Pentious is the guy you want to bring to every family function cause he keeps the kids occupied so you can gossip over wine with the fam. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
Hold on I got a better one
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Hold on I got a better one
If I saw her doing this outside my window off in the distance staring directly at me I'd simply cum. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If I saw her doing this outside my window off in the distance staring directly at me I'd simply cum. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
Oh they fucking hate Satan. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Oh they fucking hate Satan. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
New reaction image just dropped. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
New reaction image just dropped. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
I choose to believe is just unbelievably horny because he just can't help but be all sensual during his pining love song and this is the only time we've really seen him alone. Is he just like this? Does he know what masturbation is? Should someone tell him? Might help. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I choose to believe is just unbelievably horny because he just can't help but be all sensual during his pining love song and this is the only time we've really seen him alone. Is he just like this? Does he know what masturbation is? Should someone tell him? Might help. #HazbinHotelSpoilers
lol get fucked bro
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
lol get fucked bro
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
Rip to a real one
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Rip to a real one
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
If they never confirmed this dude's sexuality outside of the show I would've taken one look at this dude and went "well he's obviously bi, I mean look at this dude". This is the most peggable man I've ever seen in my life, and given the men in these shows, that's impressive.
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
October 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
If they never confirmed this dude's sexuality outside of the show I would've taken one look at this dude and went "well he's obviously bi, I mean look at this dude". This is the most peggable man I've ever seen in my life, and given the men in these shows, that's impressive.
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
#HazbinHotelSpoilers
Why does Archmage Rafaam have such a slutty waist? Archmage Raffam? No, this is Femboy Rafaam. You can't fool me.
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Why does Archmage Rafaam have such a slutty waist? Archmage Raffam? No, this is Femboy Rafaam. You can't fool me.
I don't care what anyone says. This exchange justifies the existence of Mission Zero all on its own.
October 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don't care what anyone says. This exchange justifies the existence of Mission Zero all on its own.
Well, unfortunately the day I've been dreading has arrived. Late into the night my cat Sakura passed away. She was around 14 years old. Nights are gonna be a hell of a lot lonelier without her.
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Well, unfortunately the day I've been dreading has arrived. Late into the night my cat Sakura passed away. She was around 14 years old. Nights are gonna be a hell of a lot lonelier without her.
I saw this Garfield cardigan and the phrase "Zoe-core" immediately popped into mind.
October 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I saw this Garfield cardigan and the phrase "Zoe-core" immediately popped into mind.
This booth has a fucking little Vox TV face I love it so much.
October 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This booth has a fucking little Vox TV face I love it so much.