Marissa
@misss.bsky.social
Lifelong, lowly civil servant turned unemployable mother.
Always playing the long game.
📍The Heights
Always playing the long game.
📍The Heights
🗣️ The cow in the triangle wants to sing for yoooou! Moo, moo moo-moo! The cow’s in the triangle!!! 🎤🐮🎶
Actual email I wrote to our neighborhood parent listserv giving this away:
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
🗣️ The cow in the triangle wants to sing for yoooou! Moo, moo moo-moo! The cow’s in the triangle!!! 🎤🐮🎶
Michelle getting to embrace her own style post-presidency 😍🔥🤌
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Michelle getting to embrace her own style post-presidency 😍🔥🤌
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On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
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60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts.
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
Banned 60 Minutes CECOT Segment - Filemail
Get it while it's hot.
www.filemail.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts.
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
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Dude did a minute long riff on his wife's underwear, but when your job as a member of the mainstream media is sane washing the incoherent ramblings of a guy who keeps the lights on in your building, the public must be told he's just doing normal President stuff🙃
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dude did a minute long riff on his wife's underwear, but when your job as a member of the mainstream media is sane washing the incoherent ramblings of a guy who keeps the lights on in your building, the public must be told he's just doing normal President stuff🙃
Kind of nuts (but also unsurprising) how local gov. agencies and DeWine/state of Ohio socials are just allowing folks to be deeply anti-semitic in the comments of their Chanukah posts
(groyper shit, 9/11 conspiracies, nasty caricatures, etc.)
(groyper shit, 9/11 conspiracies, nasty caricatures, etc.)
December 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Kind of nuts (but also unsurprising) how local gov. agencies and DeWine/state of Ohio socials are just allowing folks to be deeply anti-semitic in the comments of their Chanukah posts
(groyper shit, 9/11 conspiracies, nasty caricatures, etc.)
(groyper shit, 9/11 conspiracies, nasty caricatures, etc.)
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I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be
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Carr's Senate testimony made clear what critics have been saying for months: the FCC is now a tool of the Trump administration. www.readtpa.com/p/the-fcc-ju...
The FCC Just Admitted It's Not Independent Anymore
During today's Senate hearing, Brendan Carr denied the FCC is independent. Minutes later, someone edited the agency's website to remove the word.
www.readtpa.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Carr's Senate testimony made clear what critics have been saying for months: the FCC is now a tool of the Trump administration. www.readtpa.com/p/the-fcc-ju...
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This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON
How hot is the bake off tent in the holiday episodes? I feel like half the cast is in sweaters and half are in short sleeves
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
How hot is the bake off tent in the holiday episodes? I feel like half the cast is in sweaters and half are in short sleeves
Facebook is always showing me posts from sourdough groups that are like, “we found this 69-year-old dried starter in my late aunt’s closet. Can I scrape the mold and rehydrate it for pancakes??”
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Facebook is always showing me posts from sourdough groups that are like, “we found this 69-year-old dried starter in my late aunt’s closet. Can I scrape the mold and rehydrate it for pancakes??”
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rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Why did our language decide “P U” is an onomatopoeia for something stinking??? Ok goodnight
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Why did our language decide “P U” is an onomatopoeia for something stinking??? Ok goodnight
The organization I used to work for deleted their entire News section of their website and it’s hard to not feel like they’re being straight up vindictive toward me 😅 Like, in what way would that benefit your org?
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The organization I used to work for deleted their entire News section of their website and it’s hard to not feel like they’re being straight up vindictive toward me 😅 Like, in what way would that benefit your org?
Pleased to announce my return to Gubbins. (But heartbroken my postcard didn’t save bc I wanted to share my word “shitting” from today’s game 🥲)
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Pleased to announce my return to Gubbins. (But heartbroken my postcard didn’t save bc I wanted to share my word “shitting” from today’s game 🥲)
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if you still use twitter you support white supremacy
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
if you still use twitter you support white supremacy
Not only will I assert Wonderful Christmastime is an enjoyable song, but I’ll argue that Hanson’s cover of Little Saint Nick is a bop as well.
I’m sorry if you’ve been traumatized by working retail during the holidays and wish you peace and healing.
I’m sorry if you’ve been traumatized by working retail during the holidays and wish you peace and healing.
December 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Not only will I assert Wonderful Christmastime is an enjoyable song, but I’ll argue that Hanson’s cover of Little Saint Nick is a bop as well.
I’m sorry if you’ve been traumatized by working retail during the holidays and wish you peace and healing.
I’m sorry if you’ve been traumatized by working retail during the holidays and wish you peace and healing.
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Welp. RFK jr got what he wanted thanks to this careless journalism: headlines written by nation's top media outlets promoting an unproven link between covid vaccines & childhood fatalities. All the next-day rewrites & fact checks won't get nearly as much play as the initial anti-vaxx propaganda.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Welp. RFK jr got what he wanted thanks to this careless journalism: headlines written by nation's top media outlets promoting an unproven link between covid vaccines & childhood fatalities. All the next-day rewrites & fact checks won't get nearly as much play as the initial anti-vaxx propaganda.
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We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We don’t need to reform ICE.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
We don’t need alternatives to ICE.
We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE.
ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
Thank goodness the baby’s asleep so I have time to myself (that I’ll spend looking at photos and videos of him)
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Thank goodness the baby’s asleep so I have time to myself (that I’ll spend looking at photos and videos of him)
Took another bubbly bath dip and deleted tiktok today 🫧 (after realizing I was arguing in the comments about the typical height of oak trees…)
Deleted TikTok for a month, and I feel like I successfully kicked my endless scrolling habit. I’ve returned, but my brain had a nice little bubble bath 🧠🛁
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Took another bubbly bath dip and deleted tiktok today 🫧 (after realizing I was arguing in the comments about the typical height of oak trees…)
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Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."