I'm sad to say that since leaving Twitter/X my sales for live shows have dropped quite a lot - it turns out that even though it's a dreadful place it was still useful for getting the word out about events. So any shares / RTs of my posts about live shows are hugely appreciated!

A narcissist, an idiot and a Nazi walk into a bar. The barman says "Good evening Mr Musk".

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

[my murder trial]

me: he said ‘staycation’ to describe a holiday in the uk your honour

judge: you're free to go

me: [fist-bumps jury on the way out]

😂

“I’ve noticed I’m not in your starter pack. Any particular reason for that?”

@yootha.bsky.social hello there!