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My uterus is requesting nachos & a small scale alien invasion, as a treat.
April 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My uterus is requesting nachos & a small scale alien invasion, as a treat.
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I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now
February 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now
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Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.
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it’s been approximately 18 hrs since serena williams occupied all vacant space in my brain with like 6 seconds of screen time
February 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
it’s been approximately 18 hrs since serena williams occupied all vacant space in my brain with like 6 seconds of screen time
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good morning, this is how I feel today
February 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
good morning, this is how I feel today
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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truly don't have enough faces or palms to get thru this era
January 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
truly don't have enough faces or palms to get thru this era
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Horror story concept:
An Airbnb that traps guests inside it because it's so lonely & desperate to be an actual home.
An Airbnb that traps guests inside it because it's so lonely & desperate to be an actual home.
January 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Horror story concept:
An Airbnb that traps guests inside it because it's so lonely & desperate to be an actual home.
An Airbnb that traps guests inside it because it's so lonely & desperate to be an actual home.
love when i’m visiting a new city and discover the local purple lady
January 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
love when i’m visiting a new city and discover the local purple lady
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Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
not enough nosferatu nominations for the oscars
January 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
not enough nosferatu nominations for the oscars
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remember the days when the most controversial thing at the moment was an animated tv show with a baby who has a football shaped head and wanted to kill his own mother?
January 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
remember the days when the most controversial thing at the moment was an animated tv show with a baby who has a football shaped head and wanted to kill his own mother?
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
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Oh come ON now. This new JWST image is just ASTOUNDING.
I feel like I’m falling looking into it, and that I would fall forever, and that I would enjoy it.
NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)
I feel like I’m falling looking into it, and that I would fall forever, and that I would enjoy it.
NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)
January 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oh come ON now. This new JWST image is just ASTOUNDING.
I feel like I’m falling looking into it, and that I would fall forever, and that I would enjoy it.
NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)
I feel like I’m falling looking into it, and that I would fall forever, and that I would enjoy it.
NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)