Miranda
@mirandascharf.bsky.social
Usually on my Leafs bullshit
Family therapist and bi as hell
She/her
Family therapist and bi as hell
She/her
I know Primeau has never been an NHL goalie but I’m begging him to try to be
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I know Primeau has never been an NHL goalie but I’m begging him to try to be
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
I’ve been reading lots of palaeontology books and every single one of them takes a moment to take a shot at climate change deniers and it’s delicious every time
June 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’ve been reading lots of palaeontology books and every single one of them takes a moment to take a shot at climate change deniers and it’s delicious every time
Every day I don’t see an archaeopteryx fossil is a bad one
June 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Every day I don’t see an archaeopteryx fossil is a bad one
How often do you get to go on instragram to find out a very recent leader of the opposition in your country is a Drake apologist
June 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
How often do you get to go on instragram to find out a very recent leader of the opposition in your country is a Drake apologist
Why don’t songs have bridges anymore
May 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Why don’t songs have bridges anymore
You ever have a drink of some crisp ass water and your whole day is immediately improved
May 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You ever have a drink of some crisp ass water and your whole day is immediately improved
One of the boys I’m dating asked if I wanted an oilers jersey and obviously I said yes so now I have to cheer for them.
Something so cathartic about watching the oilers blow a lead
May 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
One of the boys I’m dating asked if I wanted an oilers jersey and obviously I said yes so now I have to cheer for them.
Something so cathartic about watching the oilers blow a lead
May 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Something so cathartic about watching the oilers blow a lead
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the leafs org thought they were putting up a slogan, but they were actually putting up a diagnosis
May 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the leafs org thought they were putting up a slogan, but they were actually putting up a diagnosis
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It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.
May 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.
Me: i have to do things with my day
My cat, who has been in my lap unmoving for 90 minutes: no the fuck you do not
My cat, who has been in my lap unmoving for 90 minutes: no the fuck you do not
May 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me: i have to do things with my day
My cat, who has been in my lap unmoving for 90 minutes: no the fuck you do not
My cat, who has been in my lap unmoving for 90 minutes: no the fuck you do not
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THIRD PERIOD AND ALSO TRIVIA AND ALSO ONE DAY THE SUN WILL EXPLODE www.youtube.com/live/hurSp27...
Stanley Cup Playoffs - Toronto Maple Leafs vs Florida Panthers GAME 5 LIVE w/ Steve Dangle
YouTube video by sdpn
www.youtube.com
May 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
THIRD PERIOD AND ALSO TRIVIA AND ALSO ONE DAY THE SUN WILL EXPLODE www.youtube.com/live/hurSp27...
Called myself hot today and meant it. Growth.
May 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Called myself hot today and meant it. Growth.
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Leafs win
Sceptres win
Good day in Toronto
Sceptres win
Good day in Toronto
May 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Leafs win
Sceptres win
Good day in Toronto
Sceptres win
Good day in Toronto
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gonna be nice switching gears from hating the other team like a shitty little step brother who wont stay out of your room to hating the other team like the anti-christ
May 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
gonna be nice switching gears from hating the other team like a shitty little step brother who wont stay out of your room to hating the other team like the anti-christ
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Round 1, Game #5. Ottawa 4 V Toronto 0 #TorontoMapleLeafs #LeafsForever #LeafsNation #GoLeafsGo #AustonMatthews #GHOSTS #DEMONS
May 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Round 1, Game #5. Ottawa 4 V Toronto 0 #TorontoMapleLeafs #LeafsForever #LeafsNation #GoLeafsGo #AustonMatthews #GHOSTS #DEMONS
*in the cadence of Mona Lisa Sapperstein*: attention pleeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeee
April 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
*in the cadence of Mona Lisa Sapperstein*: attention pleeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeee
Knies can call me any day, any time
April 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Knies can call me any day, any time
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"it's Rachel Zegler's fault that Snow White flopped, now Disney isn't going to make any more live action remakes" what do you want us to do, build her a statue? A shrine? Give her a national holiday?
April 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
"it's Rachel Zegler's fault that Snow White flopped, now Disney isn't going to make any more live action remakes" what do you want us to do, build her a statue? A shrine? Give her a national holiday?
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good morning to anthony stolarz and the toronto maple leafs
April 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
good morning to anthony stolarz and the toronto maple leafs
I have it on my phone and chrome cast to my tv and it disconnects literally every time it comes back from commercial. I gave up and am watching on my laptop. Unusable product
Why is the sportsnet app so goddamn bad
April 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I have it on my phone and chrome cast to my tv and it disconnects literally every time it comes back from commercial. I gave up and am watching on my laptop. Unusable product