Bee Haskins Lanterman
@mindcaster.bsky.social
she’s a good girl. loves her mama. loves beavis. and butthead too.
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bee. she/her. twenty-nine. los angeles.
likes: writing, reading, drawing, making music, video editing, anime, animals.
likes: writing, reading, drawing, making music, video editing, anime, animals.
I need to read this.
October 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I need to read this.
won’t someone please write me a fanfic in these trying times
August 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
won’t someone please write me a fanfic in these trying times
Fucking Christ I’m gonna be in that Ticketmaster queue again
August 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Fucking Christ I’m gonna be in that Ticketmaster queue again
tim wants me to “write a tweet asking if anyone else’s dog needs an immediate Trazodone after seeing a fly” so
July 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
tim wants me to “write a tweet asking if anyone else’s dog needs an immediate Trazodone after seeing a fly” so
you know who’s NOT disgusted and appalled by my habit of listening to audiobooks at a default speed or 3x? the person waiting in line after me on libby. maybe my fellow audiobook speed demons and I are simply being thoughtful. have you considered that, haters? Hmmm? 🤔
May 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
you know who’s NOT disgusted and appalled by my habit of listening to audiobooks at a default speed or 3x? the person waiting in line after me on libby. maybe my fellow audiobook speed demons and I are simply being thoughtful. have you considered that, haters? Hmmm? 🤔
Billy Corgan? More like Bully Corgan.
(Every day Mina Loy isnt on Spotify furthers my suffering.)
(Every day Mina Loy isnt on Spotify furthers my suffering.)
May 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Billy Corgan? More like Bully Corgan.
(Every day Mina Loy isnt on Spotify furthers my suffering.)
(Every day Mina Loy isnt on Spotify furthers my suffering.)
Microsoft text-to-speech: *reads my latest chapter back to me at 2.5x so I can envision how it would work as an audiobook*
Me (I haven’t slept in 2 days): That was great. Now, I hate to line read you, but let me just show you where *I* think the emphasis in this sentence should be
Me (I haven’t slept in 2 days): That was great. Now, I hate to line read you, but let me just show you where *I* think the emphasis in this sentence should be
May 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Microsoft text-to-speech: *reads my latest chapter back to me at 2.5x so I can envision how it would work as an audiobook*
Me (I haven’t slept in 2 days): That was great. Now, I hate to line read you, but let me just show you where *I* think the emphasis in this sentence should be
Me (I haven’t slept in 2 days): That was great. Now, I hate to line read you, but let me just show you where *I* think the emphasis in this sentence should be
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If you love your library, listen up…
April 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you love your library, listen up…
i NEED to stop getting hooked on media with 0 fandom. like what am I supposed to do with a grand total of 4 fanfics from 3 years ago, 2 pieces of fanart, 6 okay-ish edits on TikTok, and a subreddit that receives the same question 9 times per week? these are trying times. i need to be FED.
April 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
i NEED to stop getting hooked on media with 0 fandom. like what am I supposed to do with a grand total of 4 fanfics from 3 years ago, 2 pieces of fanart, 6 okay-ish edits on TikTok, and a subreddit that receives the same question 9 times per week? these are trying times. i need to be FED.
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The idea that prison conditions needed to be harsh to punish crime was always a sick fantasy that eroded our collective rights. Now that due process is *officially* being abandoned, it’s another demonstration that all those supposedly far-left radical ideas were common sense and necessary.
April 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The idea that prison conditions needed to be harsh to punish crime was always a sick fantasy that eroded our collective rights. Now that due process is *officially* being abandoned, it’s another demonstration that all those supposedly far-left radical ideas were common sense and necessary.
these idiots don’t know how lucky they are that they accidentally added a journalist to their little group chat instead of me. because you know my dumb ass would have had those screenshots as my backdrop on TikTok live within 2 seconds like “drop a galaxy in the chat if you think this is real”
March 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
these idiots don’t know how lucky they are that they accidentally added a journalist to their little group chat instead of me. because you know my dumb ass would have had those screenshots as my backdrop on TikTok live within 2 seconds like “drop a galaxy in the chat if you think this is real”
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
From the creators of “Hilary’s Emails” comes an all new workplace dramedy of epic proportions.
“Pete’s Groupchat” - available now!
“Pete’s Groupchat” - available now!
March 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
From the creators of “Hilary’s Emails” comes an all new workplace dramedy of epic proportions.
“Pete’s Groupchat” - available now!
“Pete’s Groupchat” - available now!
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We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
Overflow crowd for Bernie/AOC rally in Greeley, CO — the small one today, big one is in Denver later
March 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
11,000 people showed up.
Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
if any future children of mine or their dumb friends ever look me up and find something cringe, i want to be clear: that was not me. Whatever you’re giggling about is AI generated and fake. also: don’t google when AI became available to the masses. that answer is ALSO ai generated and fake.
March 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
if any future children of mine or their dumb friends ever look me up and find something cringe, i want to be clear: that was not me. Whatever you’re giggling about is AI generated and fake. also: don’t google when AI became available to the masses. that answer is ALSO ai generated and fake.
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If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
PRIMARY EVERY DEMOCRAT WHO BOWS TO TRUMP.
The people deserve better and can do better than these cowards.
PRIMARY EVERY DEMOCRAT WHO BOWS TO TRUMP.
The people deserve better and can do better than these cowards.
These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
March 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
PRIMARY EVERY DEMOCRAT WHO BOWS TO TRUMP.
The people deserve better and can do better than these cowards.
PRIMARY EVERY DEMOCRAT WHO BOWS TO TRUMP.
The people deserve better and can do better than these cowards.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
March 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
Do not let anyone play games with you.
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the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.
March 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.
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Happy Severance Day to all who celebrate.
March 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy Severance Day to all who celebrate.
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Dear friend,
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
March 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Dear friend,
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?