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mimon fishbum
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big city lice

union member & steward
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I am trying to tell you, she will be the first woman president.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has announced her resignation from Congress, taking effect from January 5th.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Bout to watch Platte County beat the shit out of Grain Valley in the state quarter final. The beat Rockhurst last week in the District title game and that was fuckin hilarious. It would have been wild to play those prep school bitches in the late 90s.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I find it quite funny when Democrats take to their social media accounts to make another "Guys, it is super serious this time" post. It's just so fuckin hilarious.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
*sending extortion letters to the BBWAA members under the name Luke Hochevar*
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Took the kids to Taylor Swift night at the Xmas light park tonight and as we're walking to the car, we notice someone had recently hit a cat and it landed in our yard. Fuckin thanks! lol
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Patrick Mahomes on his Emanuel Clase era
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for; NACHOS!
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Ruth passed in July, and this is the longest stretch of time I have gone without a dog since maybe I got my first apartment at 18? And that didn't last very long. But this is the worst part; I have no one to give kiddo scraps to anymore
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'd just like to say, if Vladimir Putin can make Donald Trump suck on Bill Clinton's dick, not a single thing matters at all.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
In Today's News;

You know those dudes who we know were hanging out before?

Well you're never gonna fuckin believe this...
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Not to hand it to Jeffrey Epstein but if I was getting this many emails I would have killed myself too
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This thing is good
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Look at this crazy shit
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A story in two headlines, six days apart
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I don't know the actual details of the shutdown deal but BlueSky is making it sound like the democrats just made a trade with the Rays.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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"zohran made everyone too happy how do we remind them what the democrats are all about?"
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
We put on the new I Know What You Did Last Summer and they don't even run the guy over in this one. Anyway, we're watching the original I Know What You Did Last Summer.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I can already tell this is the better movie #TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It's almost as if these folks had never seen a knife before #TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Is this Dayton, Ohio? They're eating cats? #TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM