lmfao

The ADULT adults at work: *talking about their kids, their mortgages, etc. etc.*

Me: yeah so I just completed the community center in stardew valley and have crippling anxiety

This is becoming absurd—federal employees are now being told to remove pronouns from their email signatures. We will always stand by our commitment to Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, no matter how many things we’re asked to delete or change. Inclusivity is at the core of who we are.

gotta live my truth: sometimes i lower the difficulty to get past annoying parts in games even though i could probably do it regular style if i felt like it. i’m 30 man i don’t have anything to prove

My horny ass could not have her clean my apartment

The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions

Sorry I’m busy all day, I have a phone call scheduled at 4pm.

i’m gonna get high and play stardew valley

Frogs🌿✨

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Western Bluebird sporting his tweed vest 🪶☀️🌵