Future FIFA Peace Prize Winner
@milkhold.bsky.social
Free speech Absolut-ist (if I have to listen to you, I'm going need some vodka)
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I am a follaback guy and by that I mean only the back of my head has hair follicles.
🎶You hardly talk to me anymore
When you come through that door at the end of the day...
I remember when you couldn't wait to love me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after loving me late at night
When it's good for you, babe
And you're feeling all right
When you just roll over and turn out the light
When you come through that door at the end of the day...
I remember when you couldn't wait to love me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after loving me late at night
When it's good for you, babe
And you're feeling all right
When you just roll over and turn out the light
Nobody wants to drunk text anymore…………
December 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
🎶You hardly talk to me anymore
When you come through that door at the end of the day...
I remember when you couldn't wait to love me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after loving me late at night
When it's good for you, babe
And you're feeling all right
When you just roll over and turn out the light
When you come through that door at the end of the day...
I remember when you couldn't wait to love me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after loving me late at night
When it's good for you, babe
And you're feeling all right
When you just roll over and turn out the light
That's just Nuzz!
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
That's just Nuzz!
Historically, actors are the best source of scientific information.
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Historically, actors are the best source of scientific information.
Wearing tissue boxers on his feet and peeing in jars can't be far behind.
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Wearing tissue boxers on his feet and peeing in jars can't be far behind.
Working on a series about how an alien race took power and ruled over Russia for 1000 years using Tsargates.
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Working on a series about how an alien race took power and ruled over Russia for 1000 years using Tsargates.
BREAKING NEWS
Starbucks to embrace MAGA movement by no longer offering black coffee.
Starbucks to embrace MAGA movement by no longer offering black coffee.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Starbucks to embrace MAGA movement by no longer offering black coffee.
Starbucks to embrace MAGA movement by no longer offering black coffee.
There's now a FIFA p.p. video of Agent Orange.
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There's now a FIFA p.p. video of Agent Orange.
Arc de Tri-dumb
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
www.independent.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Arc de Tri-dumb
Reposted by Future FIFA Peace Prize Winner
🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
The last thing I want is for anyone to refer to my "sub stack."
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The last thing I want is for anyone to refer to my "sub stack."
"Trump mauled to death by 50 pound turkeys" would, quite frankly, not even be a surprising headline.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Trump mauled to death by 50 pound turkeys" would, quite frankly, not even be a surprising headline.
This definitely sounds like a trillion dollar idea.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This definitely sounds like a trillion dollar idea.
Reading the replies to this is interesting. People are so biased toward believing what they do is special in some sort of magical way.
But to answer the question, currently, the ability to imagine various arbitrary futures is a key difference.
But to answer the question, currently, the ability to imagine various arbitrary futures is a key difference.
Setting aside AI stuff, if you don't think computers can "think" how would you define "think" in a way that at least somewhat reliably separates human from machine? (hot takes allowed, thoughtful takes preferred)
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reading the replies to this is interesting. People are so biased toward believing what they do is special in some sort of magical way.
But to answer the question, currently, the ability to imagine various arbitrary futures is a key difference.
But to answer the question, currently, the ability to imagine various arbitrary futures is a key difference.
Verizon FiOS at my place is messed up. And this was using wired Ethernet direct to box (bypassing their router).
Using their website, I reported this as feedback and it said "Thanks for your feedback!"
Except I had disconnected the cable and the Wi-Fi so there was no way they got feedback. 😵💫
Using their website, I reported this as feedback and it said "Thanks for your feedback!"
Except I had disconnected the cable and the Wi-Fi so there was no way they got feedback. 😵💫
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Verizon FiOS at my place is messed up. And this was using wired Ethernet direct to box (bypassing their router).
Using their website, I reported this as feedback and it said "Thanks for your feedback!"
Except I had disconnected the cable and the Wi-Fi so there was no way they got feedback. 😵💫
Using their website, I reported this as feedback and it said "Thanks for your feedback!"
Except I had disconnected the cable and the Wi-Fi so there was no way they got feedback. 😵💫
Yo, I'm Pope Leo and I'm here to say
I am the best rapper in the world today
I am the best rapper in the world today
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yo, I'm Pope Leo and I'm here to say
I am the best rapper in the world today
I am the best rapper in the world today
I just put a print subscription on my Xmas list and it's the only thing on the list.
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I just put a print subscription on my Xmas list and it's the only thing on the list.
Shouldn't this only be available in white chocolate?
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Shouldn't this only be available in white chocolate?
Thank you for texting Jesus. He's a bit hung up at the moment but he'll get back to you in three days.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Thank you for texting Jesus. He's a bit hung up at the moment but he'll get back to you in three days.
Nuzzi is just Nazi with a speech impediment.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Nuzzi is just Nazi with a speech impediment.
Got a mulcher vac for dealing with some of the leaves this fall.
Me: My god! I've just been sucking and sucking and sucking for what feels like forever. You can't possibly know what this is like!
My GF: 👀
Me: My god! I've just been sucking and sucking and sucking for what feels like forever. You can't possibly know what this is like!
My GF: 👀
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Got a mulcher vac for dealing with some of the leaves this fall.
Me: My god! I've just been sucking and sucking and sucking for what feels like forever. You can't possibly know what this is like!
My GF: 👀
Me: My god! I've just been sucking and sucking and sucking for what feels like forever. You can't possibly know what this is like!
My GF: 👀
Aren't these the lyrics to We Didn't Start the Fire?
What do we make of this email, sent from Epstein to himself a week before he was arrested with the subject line “List for Bannon Steve” with just a list of names.
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Aren't these the lyrics to We Didn't Start the Fire?
To the person driving on front of me tonight: When the car behind you turns their lights off and then on, several times, it means your lights are off YOU FECKIN EEJIT!
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
To the person driving on front of me tonight: When the car behind you turns their lights off and then on, several times, it means your lights are off YOU FECKIN EEJIT!
I'm also announcing the creation of my peace prize which carries as much prestige as the FIFA Peace prize.
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington. n.pr/4968Bvg
FIFA head says 'you will see' at World Cup draw if Trump receives new peace prize
FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award for the first time at the World Cup draw on Dec. 5 in Washington.
n.pr
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I'm also announcing the creation of my peace prize which carries as much prestige as the FIFA Peace prize.
I pronounce it "douche-hat."
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I pronounce it "douche-hat."
"Like, they both fuck couches."
Erika Kirk: “No one will ever replace my husband, but I do see some similarities of my husband in JD”
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"Like, they both fuck couches."