Mikey "The Crankmaster" Tyranus 🔞
@mikeytyranus.bsky.social
26 yr old who makes art! Who writes poorly! Who LOVES JAYCE TALIS ‼️
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I am currently in my insane jayvik era so uh. Switch Jayvik fan but mostly bottom Jayce <3
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I am currently in my insane jayvik era so uh. Switch Jayvik fan but mostly bottom Jayce <3
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Hey there everyone! My name is Mikey and I am currently in between jobs with my le… Micheal Tyranus needs your support for Mikey's Moving and Needs Your Help!
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Helloooo bsky!! I am currently going through mega super financial hell rn. In between jobs, can't pay rent, can't buy cat food or litter, and have NO money for moving and all the fees that come with that. SO. I have made a gofundme. Pls consider sharing or donating if you can!
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
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the US war escalation in the southern hemisphere is 100% about trying to destablize and control venezuela and cuba leadership. classic neo-con “spreading freedom” type agenda
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the US war escalation in the southern hemisphere is 100% about trying to destablize and control venezuela and cuba leadership. classic neo-con “spreading freedom” type agenda
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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HIS JUNNY!!!!! (Jayce Bunny)
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
HIS JUNNY!!!!! (Jayce Bunny)
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‘I am a falling axe, I am a sharpened knife, I am a poison asp, I am a risk to your life, I am a swinging bat, tumbling dynamite, I am the beast at your back, you better run for your life, your life’ 🐺🥩 #jayvikhorrorweek #jayvik
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
‘I am a falling axe, I am a sharpened knife, I am a poison asp, I am a risk to your life, I am a swinging bat, tumbling dynamite, I am the beast at your back, you better run for your life, your life’ 🐺🥩 #jayvikhorrorweek #jayvik
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cat jayvik inspired by my cats sleeping in weird places and positions
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
cat jayvik inspired by my cats sleeping in weird places and positions
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I LOVE working on the @jayvikfatbearsweek.bsky.social event !!!
Here are our loving bears 🐻 💕 #jayvik #arcane
Here are our loving bears 🐻 💕 #jayvik #arcane
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I LOVE working on the @jayvikfatbearsweek.bsky.social event !!!
Here are our loving bears 🐻 💕 #jayvik #arcane
Here are our loving bears 🐻 💕 #jayvik #arcane
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December 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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post-canon “cuddle” sketch, please let this count towards #bottomjaycewinter
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
post-canon “cuddle” sketch, please let this count towards #bottomjaycewinter
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honeymoon #jayvik #bottomjaycewinter
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
honeymoon #jayvik #bottomjaycewinter
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This holiday season, In case you were not aware; tulips, lillies, cyclamen, holly, mistletoe and poinsettia are toxic to cats and dogs; lilies and cyclamen are especially deadly for cats. Please be advised, I do not want anyone to lose a beloved pet just because they werent warned!
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This holiday season, In case you were not aware; tulips, lillies, cyclamen, holly, mistletoe and poinsettia are toxic to cats and dogs; lilies and cyclamen are especially deadly for cats. Please be advised, I do not want anyone to lose a beloved pet just because they werent warned!
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"Birth of the Homunculus"
A sorceress astounded by her creation.
This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!
(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
A sorceress astounded by her creation.
This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!
(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Birth of the Homunculus"
A sorceress astounded by her creation.
This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!
(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
A sorceress astounded by her creation.
This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!
(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
Straight up considering offing myself bc what do. You mean. I worked 80 hours and only got 700 dollars. I earn 15 an hour. And all of that has been taken by what??? The fucking borough??? Bc i dont live in the town i work in????? And my medical insurance provided by my employer which, mind you -
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Straight up considering offing myself bc what do. You mean. I worked 80 hours and only got 700 dollars. I earn 15 an hour. And all of that has been taken by what??? The fucking borough??? Bc i dont live in the town i work in????? And my medical insurance provided by my employer which, mind you -
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I was trying to celebrate Loving Bunny Jayce Thursday, but he fell down a ravine, and he's been stuck there for hours. He's sad and alone and hurt and wet and cold and I can't get him out. Please somboy help him PLEASE
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I was trying to celebrate Loving Bunny Jayce Thursday, but he fell down a ravine, and he's been stuck there for hours. He's sad and alone and hurt and wet and cold and I can't get him out. Please somboy help him PLEASE
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kinda have to hand it to him here
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
kinda have to hand it to him here
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ppl will try to convince you twitter is still the necessary best platform for work then just this week someone got access to the new "tweet credit" algorithm Elon is using and it automatically deducts attention points from your profile if he deems you offensive, low effort, spammy or use caps lock
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
ppl will try to convince you twitter is still the necessary best platform for work then just this week someone got access to the new "tweet credit" algorithm Elon is using and it automatically deducts attention points from your profile if he deems you offensive, low effort, spammy or use caps lock
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