Mikey "The Crankmaster" Tyranus 🔞
@mikeytyranus.bsky.social
26 yr old who makes art! Who writes poorly! Who LOVES JAYCE TALIS ‼️
He/him
I am currently in my insane jayvik era so uh. Switch Jayvik fan but mostly bottom Jayce <3
He/him
I am currently in my insane jayvik era so uh. Switch Jayvik fan but mostly bottom Jayce <3
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04 Feb 2026
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
04 Feb 2026
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Me, last year: Oh boy! I can't wait to have a library job!
The library job: you were hired to do art programs but you are not allowed to do those anymore, you will be expected to be the only worker in the building for 3 floors and have no lunch or bathroom breaks, you will be stalked by patrons -
The library job: you were hired to do art programs but you are not allowed to do those anymore, you will be expected to be the only worker in the building for 3 floors and have no lunch or bathroom breaks, you will be stalked by patrons -
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Me, last year: Oh boy! I can't wait to have a library job!
The library job: you were hired to do art programs but you are not allowed to do those anymore, you will be expected to be the only worker in the building for 3 floors and have no lunch or bathroom breaks, you will be stalked by patrons -
The library job: you were hired to do art programs but you are not allowed to do those anymore, you will be expected to be the only worker in the building for 3 floors and have no lunch or bathroom breaks, you will be stalked by patrons -
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ppl trying to reason jayce is a violent character bc he has a killcount of 2 but i want u to tell me the context to those killings
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
ppl trying to reason jayce is a violent character bc he has a killcount of 2 but i want u to tell me the context to those killings
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Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
m.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
6 years old.
She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
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February 4, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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Sorry in advance
Live from the council room
Gah damn Jayce …
#jaycetalis #jayce #jaycearcane #jaycetalisfanart #arcanefanart #jayvik #jayvikfanart #Viktor #viktorarcane #viktorfanart #redraw #jaycewhyyobuttfatlikedat
Live from the council room
Gah damn Jayce …
#jaycetalis #jayce #jaycearcane #jaycetalisfanart #arcanefanart #jayvik #jayvikfanart #Viktor #viktorarcane #viktorfanart #redraw #jaycewhyyobuttfatlikedat
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Sorry in advance
Live from the council room
Gah damn Jayce …
#jaycetalis #jayce #jaycearcane #jaycetalisfanart #arcanefanart #jayvik #jayvikfanart #Viktor #viktorarcane #viktorfanart #redraw #jaycewhyyobuttfatlikedat
Live from the council room
Gah damn Jayce …
#jaycetalis #jayce #jaycearcane #jaycetalisfanart #arcanefanart #jayvik #jayvikfanart #Viktor #viktorarcane #viktorfanart #redraw #jaycewhyyobuttfatlikedat
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Tú, mi complemento, mi media naranja 🎶
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Tú, mi complemento, mi media naranja 🎶
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February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Okay okay. For my tiny felt folk jayvik dolls. Should they be tiny FAIRIES or should they just be tiny regular jayvik? I'm not sure...... help me decide
February 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Okay okay. For my tiny felt folk jayvik dolls. Should they be tiny FAIRIES or should they just be tiny regular jayvik? I'm not sure...... help me decide
I have been in a very very bad depressive spiral that has been killing any and all motivation to work on my more complicated art dolls. So. Making felt wee folk dolls tonight.
February 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I have been in a very very bad depressive spiral that has been killing any and all motivation to work on my more complicated art dolls. So. Making felt wee folk dolls tonight.
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omg its here in english patch notes too happy birthday fags
February 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
omg its here in english patch notes too happy birthday fags
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It's been so long since he got kissies....😥
Let's change that with a LOVING GIOPARA TUESDAY
Let's change that with a LOVING GIOPARA TUESDAY
February 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It's been so long since he got kissies....😥
Let's change that with a LOVING GIOPARA TUESDAY
Let's change that with a LOVING GIOPARA TUESDAY
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Hey yall, my family is going through a very rough period after my mother left her abusive marriage and I'm not able to fully support them alone.
If you enjoyed my art, writing, or any of my work in the past, consider helping us move out. Please share! eternally grateful 🙏❤️
gofund.me/bd7e0e2e0
If you enjoyed my art, writing, or any of my work in the past, consider helping us move out. Please share! eternally grateful 🙏❤️
gofund.me/bd7e0e2e0
Donate to Help Rads' Family Find Safe Housing, organized by Harry Smith
Hello, this is Dis on behalf of my friend Rads, who is currently living in Brazi… Harry Smith needs your support for Help Rads' Family Find Safe Housing
gofund.me
February 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Hey yall, my family is going through a very rough period after my mother left her abusive marriage and I'm not able to fully support them alone.
If you enjoyed my art, writing, or any of my work in the past, consider helping us move out. Please share! eternally grateful 🙏❤️
gofund.me/bd7e0e2e0
If you enjoyed my art, writing, or any of my work in the past, consider helping us move out. Please share! eternally grateful 🙏❤️
gofund.me/bd7e0e2e0
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Communists seeing their claims about the global bourgeoisie once again proven right only for the public to go “omg Alex Jones and the conspiracy theorists were right!”
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Communists seeing their claims about the global bourgeoisie once again proven right only for the public to go “omg Alex Jones and the conspiracy theorists were right!”
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Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida
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please remember: part of why anti-ICE movements across the country are able to function as well as they are is because they are able to get the news out and get support via the internet
therefore, doing your part to pressure your reps to defend internet speech is one (of many) ways to help!
therefore, doing your part to pressure your reps to defend internet speech is one (of many) ways to help!
Please continue to contact your representatives and urge them to:
-oppose age verification laws
-rescind existing AV laws
-protect peoples rights to use VPNs
-protect section 230
-oppose age verification laws
-rescind existing AV laws
-protect peoples rights to use VPNs
-protect section 230
The failure of age-verification laws is now turning into a War on VPNs. The British government and a number of US states are now proposing that VPNs be banned entirely, or only accessible to those who have surrendered to facial scans, ID check and other identity verification.
February 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
please remember: part of why anti-ICE movements across the country are able to function as well as they are is because they are able to get the news out and get support via the internet
therefore, doing your part to pressure your reps to defend internet speech is one (of many) ways to help!
therefore, doing your part to pressure your reps to defend internet speech is one (of many) ways to help!
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the way its going to beat blitzcrankmains very soon
February 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
the way its going to beat blitzcrankmains very soon
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"Any pronouns?"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
Any goes by any/all pronouns. Please use the correct pronouns for all
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"Any pronouns?"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
"All."
"All pronouns?"
"They go by they/them"
"But you said any pronouns"
"No, Any goes by all."
"All pronouns?"
"They/them"
"But you just said any!"
"What about him?
"WHO GOES BY 'HIM'????"
"No, that's Any. Who goes by xe/xir."
"Whaddaya asking ME for??"
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GUYS I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
WHAT IF WE CELEBRATED LOVING HIM MONDAY TODAY!!!!!!! LIKE, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IF WE CELEBRATED LOVING HIM MONDAY TODAY!!!!!!! LIKE, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
GUYS I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
WHAT IF WE CELEBRATED LOVING HIM MONDAY TODAY!!!!!!! LIKE, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IF WE CELEBRATED LOVING HIM MONDAY TODAY!!!!!!! LIKE, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!