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Mikey "The Crankmaster" Tyranus 🔞
@mikeytyranus.bsky.social
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26 yr old who makes art! Who writes poorly! Who LOVES JAYCE TALIS ‼️
He/him

I am currently in my insane jayvik era so uh. Switch Jayvik fan but mostly bottom Jayce <3
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WITH THOSE GOOFY ASS ELF SHOES JINGLIN!!!!!!! YOU ARE LIVING MY DREAM VIKTOR!!!!!
A .5 photo of a grey tabby kitten. The kitten looks to be about 3 to 4 weeks old, with tiny ears and a small nose. It has its front legs stretched towards the camera and its tongue is sticking out. It appears to be yawning.
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I found my holy grail of dollhouses today for $3.50!!!! It desperately needs cleaned but oh my god what a dream to find this!!!

I'll be customizing the shit out it (turning it into a rundown apartment) so I may occasionally post wips of it :]
The back panel of the 2000 Barbie Victorian Dreamhouse. The house is covered in stickers and badly yellowed. The front of the 2000 Barbie Victorian Dreamhouse. There is very noticeable sun damage and a truly insane amount of stickers pasted all over it. The interior of the 2000 Barbie Victorian Dreamhouse. It is sun damaged and is missing most of its furniture.
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I once saw someone saying that Jayce was the one to kill spiders in the lab. Are you fucking kidding me. Which of these two dipshits grew up in an underground city with a bajillion crevices for spiders. Quickly.
An image of Jayce Talis looking sad and pathetic. He is seen from above and is pouting slightly. An image of Viktor with his one hand held palm up, in the middle of gesturing. His hand is large enough to capture a spider btw
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Drawing yourself as a pokemon gym leader fucking rules and I highly recommend it
The image is of a traditional pencil sketch. Depicted is a man in a kilt, poofy sleeved shirt, corset, large platform boots, and a mohawk hat. He has one foot propped on top of a piece of a gravestone and the other on the ground. One hand is holding a Pokémon ball, and the other is lifted, palm up, in the air near his head. He wears large circular glasses and is smirking.
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Biting on his robo nuts like this rn
A very outdated artwork of two dinosaurs. The work is a close crop of The Country of Iguanodon by John Martin. Martin painted it in 1837, and the iguanodons in it are EXTREMELY inaccurate. One inguanodon is biting the back of another, causing the bitten dinosaur to open its jaws wide in a scream. The attacker has two very large, borderline googly, eyes looking directly at the viewer. It is a very goofy image.
September 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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This is how I'm looking at the Jayces' fat pussies touching while they wrestle
The image depicts Glamrock Freddy from the game FNAF Security Breach looking at two floured pizza dough balls. The dough balls are in the foreground while Freddy is in the background, slightly blurred. He is very small and is looking at the dough balls in, what appears to be, shock.
September 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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YES !!!!! YES I AM A JAYCE!!!!!!
A uquiz result showing Jayce from the show Arcane. The text reads: Your Result: (In blue bolded letters) Jayce Big-hearted, affectionate, a little rash — you're a Jayce! Share your results along with your favorite headcanon and what you're looking for! Ex., "enby seeks enby" Use the hashtag jayvik4jayvik so we can find each other.
September 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Tell me more. I beg of thee.
A .5 camera photo of Tiny Jayce. It is extremely close up and has the vibes of a fisheye lense.
August 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Tiny Jayce offers a hex crystal to stick in Bugtor's enclosure as a housewarming gift !
The image depicts a small chibi doll of Jayce Talis standing on a pale wooden surface, holding out a bright blue pom pom in his hand. He looks up towards the viewer, seemingly offering his pom pom. He is wearing a white button-up shirt with fancy pleats and fancy sleeves that have gathering around the wrists. His shorts are red with a wavy white ribbon along the bottom edge. He has brown leather shoes that have no laces.
August 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Jayce found a hex crystal at the library!!!

(It's a pom pom bc I don't trust him with explosives)

#jaycetalis #bjd #artdoll
The image depicts tiny Jayce Talis leaning against a pillow, holding a bright blue pom pom in his tiny hands.
August 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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*comically loud sniffing sounds*

#jaycetalis
A .5 photo of Tiny Jayce's face. It takes up most of the frame and is distorted and blurry.
August 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Tiny Jayce met a great deal of beasts at the botanical gardens yesterday! Giant caterpillars, alligators, fish, and a giant metal snail!!

#jaycetalis #artdoll #bjd
Tiny Jayce sits in the mouth of a fake life-size alligator. He is throwing up a peace sign and is wearing green shorts, brown leather shoes with black bottoms, a white button-up, and an oversized green vest. The alligator statue is resting a curved red brick wall. There is an indoor pond with lush greenary in the background. Jayce is now sitting on a giant version of a green caterpillar! He is sat leaning back on his hands near the caterpillar's head. He is wearing green shorts, brown leather shoes with black bottoms, a white button-up, and an oversized green vest. The caterpillar is on concrete flooring and is curved in an S-shape. Jayce is facing away from the viewer, staring at the glass wall of an aquarium. There is mostly rocks, underwater plants, and one very orange fish visible. The orange fish has a huge bulgy forehead. Jayce is seated on a metal snail. It is large enough that he can ride its neck like one may ride a horse's back. Jayce and the snail are surrounded by greenary, including plants with long thin leaves and mossy rocks in the background.
August 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Taking tiny Jayce to the botanical gardens today!
The image depicts a tiny tan ball-jointed doll in a plastic keychain carry case. He has black hair, a big green vest, a white shirt, little brown shoes, and is looking at the viewer. His eyes are golden colored.
August 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!!!!!
A meme photo with three yellow triangle warning signs on top and three more on the bottom. The text in the middle says as follows: GROUP Gooning STARTS IN 10 MINUTES
August 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I'm up to no good!!!

#jayvik #deaddove
Had he not shown how he loved Jayce so? The HexHeart was carefully modified, furnished and decorated for his love’s comfort. He had nothing but the softest blankets, the most luxurious fabrics for his clothes, healthy meals, and he was pampered every night. Jayce has blossomed under Viktor’s care and he wants to be evolved? *I suppose this must be his self-esteem issues cropping up again.* Jayce had always thrived with praise yet wilted under any criticisms, especially from his own mind. When left to his own devices, the man was prone to spirals of self hatred and doubt. Perhaps having only one devotee, Viktor himself, instead of the scores of Piltovian citizens praising him has made Jayce melancholic To think, he feels so, so worthless that he would beg Viktor to turn him into one of many, still and faceless. He is so much more than that. Jayce is everything. * And yet, I have not told him so. * One would think that the pet names, clothes, lodgings, sex, and laying eggs in every conceivable crevice of his body would clue him in but alas, Jayce is a stubborn man. He has decided. Jayce simply does not know how important he is. He runs his fingers through Jayce’s soft, freshly washed hair.
August 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Guys he's so fucking scared of the zombie picture on my book. He's literally crying and sobbing.
The image depicts my tiny Jayce Talis art doll looking at the cover of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. The cover has a small portrait of a zombie woman missing the skin on the lower half of her face. Jayce is small enough he kneels at the side of the book, with his tiny hands on it. The image depicts Jayce with his face in his hands, hiding from the book cover. The book is in the foreground, closer to the reader.
August 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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BOTTOM JAYCE SWEEP!!!!
A small, scribbled artwork of a peeson dalling to their knees. They are screaming with their arms outstretched.
August 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Oh boy!! Tiny Jayce is so excited to go to the pa-

*gmod collision sound effect as he falls over*

OH MY GOD JAYCE!!! HIS BACKPACK IS TOO FUCKING BIG FOR HIM!!!!!
The image depicts a small tan ball-jointed doll meant to resemble Jayce Talis. He has floppy dog ears and very big eyes. He is wearing a white button-up shirt, big fancy red shorts with wavy white trim, brown leather shoes, white socks, and a pink backpack. He is standing on my living room carpet. He is very small. The same doll as the previous image. He has now fallen backward onto his comically large backpack.
August 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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SNEEEEEAK PEAK OF CHAPTER THREE!!!

Jayce is having a terrible time :(
A screenshot of a writing document. It reads as follows: “Ah. Forgive me. I suppose I mustn’t hug you so tightly for now. Terrible for the little ones, no doubt.” The Herald permits his prisoner to catch his breath as best he can. Jayce lays in the silence for a few moments. He licks his lips and can feel the creature track the movement with those soulless eyes. “I want,” he says hoarsely, “I want to go to sleep. Please.” He cranes his neck back to meet the eyes of his captor. He can feel tears forming. The Herald cocks his head, confused by Jayce’s request evidently. “We have been lying here for seven hours Jayce. You are welcome to sleep whenever you are ready.” He shifts his arm, dragging his cold metal hand down the grotesque bloated stomach that he has filled with his offspring. “Would you like my help relaxing? I am always delighted to bring you pleasure, my love.” At the suggestion of more sex, Jayce lets out a stressed raspy no with a fervent shake of his head. “No?” “Evolve me. Please, I c-ah, no, no more- please I want it to st-ah-”
August 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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JAYCE HUGE ASS YAYYYYY
A poorly drawn image of a person on their knees yelling with arms outstretched. They are small, in the center of the image, with black lines drawn outwards around them. This gives the effect that they are yelling very loudly.
August 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Crappy #jayvik post canon sketch of the javikling that Jayce peed out <3 thank you to the jayvik discord I'm on for giving me this horrendous idea <3
A black and white pencil sketch of Jayce and Viktor from the show Arcane. They are badly drawn, standing next to each other and looking at something in Jayce's hand. Jayce, to the left of the image, has shoulder-length hair tied back in a low ponytail. He has his s2 beard. He is wearing a short sleeved tunic style shirt. His expression is concerned and slightly confused. Viktor, to the right of the image, is in his Arcane Herald form, complete with his cape/scarf. He is smiling and has a very smug and joyful aura. Jayce is saying, "Why is it so..." The image depicts a small odd grub-like creature. It has a singular curly hair sprouting from its head. It has bulgy, closed eyes (reminiscent of a baby bird) and six little bug legs, with only three being visible. It has the arcane anomaly pattern ln its back.
August 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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THEYRE SO CUTE HELP ME
A poorly drawn mspaint image of a man ripping his shirt and crying dramatically.
August 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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YAYYYY LOVING HIM FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!! BLASTING HIM WITH MY LASERS BC I LOVE HIM ON THIS BEAUTIFUL FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An image of a brown tabby cat with lasers coming from her eyes. The lasers are destroying the floor in a cool epic explosion. She is surrounded by cartoon flames.
August 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Getting some great reactions to wigless Jayce in the one discord server I'm in ❤️
A screenshot of a post in a discord server. It reads as follows: kory_dinosaury💀 (that's me!!!) 9:45 PM took his fucking ears and his hair bc i hate him [An image of tiny Jayce in a cutesy angel themed red and white outfit. He is standing on my messy desk looking up and away from the camera. He has no wig on and, as such, has no ears either. He looks like his head is an egg.] my wretched creation took his shoelaces too A screenshot of three responses to the bald Jayce image. They read as follows: why are you cruel to him this way your cruelty know no limit If my God cursed me with baldness well I might would curse some nearby young boys so two bears would maul them to death. Probably just me though.
July 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I slapped some clothes on Viktor (currently headless) and put Jayce in his full angel slay look 🫡

never fear Viktor!! You shall have a head uhh. Soon. Probably.
The image depicts two small ball-jointed dolls. One is tan with a head, and the other is pale and headless (as of now!) Jayce (tan doll) is wearing an angel themed outfit. It has a red sailor collar with ribbon tassels and large angel wings on the back. His shirt is white with pleats on the chest and light gathering at the wrists. His shorts are also red and have a white wavy ribbon detail along the bottom of the legs. He has white socks and brown leather boots with no laces. He stands with his arm around Viktor and is looking at the camera. Viktor (headless one) is wearing a white button-up shirt with silver buttons. The bottom edge of the shirt is uneven, giving a sort of "missed a button getting ready and now my shirt is FUCKED" kind of look. He is wearing tan loose fitting pants with the cuffs rolled up. Viktor is also wearing white socks and brown shoes, although his are plastic brown mary janes. He has one hand raised with a finger pointing up and the other on Jayce's back.
July 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM