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Sports and nerd shit. Tech leader by day, Planeswalker by night. Behold my Dragons! Mana Pool store is now open: https://manapool.com/shop/mikesbigscore
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Ok, I’m on Bluesky now. Just here to talk Seahawks, M’s, Spurs, F1 and MTG.
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So in spring, Pam Bondi said there was nothing to the Epstein investigation, then “closed” it. Now, they “find” 1 million more docs.

So did she close this without seeing these docs? Or was someone hiding them?
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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One of my favorite things is how every time a defense gets a turnover the announcer tells a story about how they practice forcing fumbles, catching tips etc. Just once I’d love hear “damn they really never work on that so that was crazy”
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Saving to watch with my wife.
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
I Talked To 50 Dads at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour
YouTube video by DARK WEB | Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Hyperventilating
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Soups ranked

1) pho
2) French onion
3) miso
4) I’ll get back to you after I finish this French onion soup
December 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Card Conduit’s grading is untrustworthy. Pass it on.
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Dean would have kicked this Nazi’s ass.
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti

Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta

Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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In 2025, most of my friends can barely survive, but cool fantasy.
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
At first glance I thought this was Spiced Ham.
December 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hold up, he actually cooking here.
LOL I forgot OKC has no oil money and how loving all those white people are to immigrants and black people. Watching the OKC whiteout is like being at a Klan Rally but hey all those people that got the 300 year head start sure do help the revenue.
December 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Capitalism rigged the NBA Lottery for a small market team is a galaxy brain take and I’m here for it.
"I don't know how capitalism works or it's stated goals."
December 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This is a post about NBA players. lol. I love this fucking website.
Zion - Oil Money
Flagg - Oil Money
Wemby - Oil Money

They all conveniently right on top of each other. We see what they're doing. You can do the tin foil hat thing if you want. Half your fans have made the same assertions. Now y'all think the capitalists have your best interests in mind?
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
@briangaar.bsky.social breaking containment. This is a real website.
December 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is what happens when you have no family who loves you.
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Not a single NFL game ended up being meaningful today which is what they deserve for encroaching on the NBA's holiday.
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fuck OKC. Stolen land, stolen team. #gospursgo
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Cal Raleigh drove in 110 runs this season and 60 of those runners were named Cal Raleigh.
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The Jesus birth myth is a powerful one. Every Christian treating an immigrant child with grotesque disdain is doing it to the child in this story.
They’re calling it the smartest, most compelling essay pitch of all time
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Happy Crimbo from Lola
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM