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What did you do that for?
Richard Wright walked* so that Cole could run**

*fell over a ‘keep away’ sign
** kick a door
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Lukewarm take. I quite like that Birmingham stadium. If Everton can build a ship-modelled stadium on the dock, no reason Birmingham shouldn’t lean into Peaky Blinders. Knocks flat pack stadiums out of town every day of the week.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
What the hell was that, Scotland?!
a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head and saying `` me ? ... im fine '' .
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November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
That Danish bench jacket is a joy. 🫶
a soccer player wearing a blue shirt with the word cazoo on it is running on a field .
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November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Just drafting my victory speech for when my lottery numbers come in. Strong start, tails off a little.
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Big Broja absolutely made of cocktail sticks held together with soggies
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This This American Life with a big chunk on Trump’s refugee offer to Afrikaaners is one of those brilliant ones where they don’t take a side, but do the whole thing with a perma-glance to camera. Well worth a listen.

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Winners
Podcast Episode · This American Life · 02/11/2025 · 57m
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November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Not to speak ill of such things, but was there ever any clarification on how Jota’s car flipped over and burst into flames on an empty highway? Just a very weird episode.
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Moyes has to have been able to work out a system by now that doesn’t have either of these two up front.
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I mean, maybe that’s what they practice?
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Am I too late for the kit fume?
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Solid start to this season’s ‘Respectful Mascots’ in Ayr tonight
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Mike Murphy
Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Reminder that for some reason Charles wanted Andrew brought back into the fold after his mum died. The utter burke.
October 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Mhairi Black doing a stint in a new BBC drama series is very weird.

I mean she was so young going into WM that maybe acting was always her thing and accidentally beating Douglas Alexander and ending up and MP is the anomaly, but it still feels weird.
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Think I just heard someone say Judi Dench was in Taxi Driver on University Challenge? That would be quite a different movie, can’t say I’m not intrigued.
October 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If you’ve just sent me a DM, can’t read it because you’ve got to do the age verification faff to read a message on here.

Not being rude, just lazy.
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Barry never really processed the Totally Football crew telling him to ‘watch that tree for danger’ while they all tiptoed off the other way, did he?
October 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Has Beto trademarked the accidental step over in the six-yard box?
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Can now add the Lionesses to Everton, Everton Women, Altrincham, and PNE to the teams I’ve taken my kids to watch without seeing a single victory.

Top, top Jonah-ing.
October 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Thoughts with Mason, Kuenssburg and Robinson at this difficult time.
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
New Tinder Bio just dropped
I’m sorry but these sound like vintage esoteric euphemisms for “homosexual”
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Dyche being referred to as ex-Everton
a man with a beard wearing a white hat is sitting in front of a sign that says ' shahujv '
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October 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Has anybody tried to buy tickets for the Lionesses off the FA’s site? If so, how do you open the delivery method window so you can actually buy?
October 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Simply cannot have either of these commentating on either of these, it’s ridiculous.
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM