Richard Wright walked* so that Cole could run**
*fell over a ‘keep away’ sign
** kick a door
*fell over a ‘keep away’ sign
** kick a door
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Richard Wright walked* so that Cole could run**
*fell over a ‘keep away’ sign
** kick a door
*fell over a ‘keep away’ sign
** kick a door
The last line of the BBC piece on Smith’s press conference is a total non-sequitur and all the better for it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The last line of the BBC piece on Smith’s press conference is a total non-sequitur and all the better for it.
Just drafting my victory speech for when my lottery numbers come in. Strong start, tails off a little.
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Just drafting my victory speech for when my lottery numbers come in. Strong start, tails off a little.
Why did I know it would be at Arsenal the ‘8 seconds!’ shouts would be loudest?
September 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Why did I know it would be at Arsenal the ‘8 seconds!’ shouts would be loudest?
Finally a player who can grow into Tom Davies’ ‘ketwig’ role.
September 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Finally a player who can grow into Tom Davies’ ‘ketwig’ role.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Come home after a week to find the alcy down the road has become a flag nonce, unsurprisingly. This is his front yard. Dem immigants, eh?
August 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Come home after a week to find the alcy down the road has become a flag nonce, unsurprisingly. This is his front yard. Dem immigants, eh?
BBC employing their best to ‘wordsmith’ war and make famine sound like a quarterly profits report
August 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
BBC employing their best to ‘wordsmith’ war and make famine sound like a quarterly profits report
This is one of you on the wind-up, isn’t it?
August 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is one of you on the wind-up, isn’t it?
Manchester Night-time Czar Sacha Lord going full ‘Matt Goodwin’ on LinkedIn, for some reason
July 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Manchester Night-time Czar Sacha Lord going full ‘Matt Goodwin’ on LinkedIn, for some reason
Absolutely here for Tom Davies’ latest Instagram story.
July 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Absolutely here for Tom Davies’ latest Instagram story.
Taking the opportunity of Tebbit slithering around The Styx to recall that time the PIRA post-Brighton warning accidentally became an inspirational Facebook meme
July 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Taking the opportunity of Tebbit slithering around The Styx to recall that time the PIRA post-Brighton warning accidentally became an inspirational Facebook meme
At which point you may as well take the reins off
July 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
At which point you may as well take the reins off
It’s quite Partick Thistle
July 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
It’s quite Partick Thistle
I think the main thing here is people who are bothered by another team’s stadium name, rather than the name itself
June 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I think the main thing here is people who are bothered by another team’s stadium name, rather than the name itself
Kit’s one thing, but having Harry Kane’s brother on the coaching staff is a bit of a shocker
June 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Kit’s one thing, but having Harry Kane’s brother on the coaching staff is a bit of a shocker
Was conceding a screamer from Martin Keown the final insult for a once-great nation that heralded its break up? Makes you think
June 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Was conceding a screamer from Martin Keown the final insult for a once-great nation that heralded its break up? Makes you think
