To be fair he could never tell his arse from his elbow, so wouldn’t take his word for anything

The ‘Where’s Yer Poppy?!’

Not that it’ll get off the ground, in its current form, but I’d be astounded if there isn’t bleed into the stadium infrastructure that is claimed as public need.

Well thank fuck the ‘man who wants to save Labour’ isn’t bending over backwards to chuck billions in public money at Ratcliffe’s Old Trafford carbuncle, eh.

They’ll be on ABC or Channel Nine contracts, comms will be UK only off the Aussie feed, so cheaper/greener to keep here, and saves having to listen ‘Tubbs’, Chappelly and the ur-bantzman ‘Skull’

And still exceptionally, exceptionally weird.

The last line of the BBC piece on Smith’s press conference is a total non-sequitur and all the better for it.

*euphemism-o-meter explodes*

Careful you’ll have the ‘well if you bring your kids to the pub’ brigade on you

This will have been in the diaries for weeks, international week on a week when England have already qualified, all of their stats will be through the floor so they do an engagement piece.

‘Robbo’ Robertson covering for van Dijk stinking the place out is just nice timing.

All that money and I’ll still go bald? Fucksake, Bill, and you can fucking shut up Charlotte or I’ll tell Andrew the combination for your door.

Did the bus for the Roma match, literally just another vehicle on the road, pointless. For all its faults Manchester council would have flattened whatever they needed to and built a tram network to a major venue ahead of opening.

*john peel.gif*

Presumption of guilt in the aching simpletons Everton field, I imagine.

For a club that will tell anyone still listening that they are special, why are they celebrating a routine 1-0 at home like a World Cup Final?