DynaMike
@mikemikeymichael.bsky.social
Optimist/nihilist hybrid, rugged indoorsman, and lapsed Libra. Guardian of two cats.
It's 44° outside, so why is it also somehow 78° as I hang up string lights with no jacket on in the sun, sweating the whole time?
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's 44° outside, so why is it also somehow 78° as I hang up string lights with no jacket on in the sun, sweating the whole time?
I don't know why it took me 12 1/2 years to notice that the kitchen sink and the kitchen window are not lined up, but now I'll never be able to unsee it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I don't know why it took me 12 1/2 years to notice that the kitchen sink and the kitchen window are not lined up, but now I'll never be able to unsee it.
I don't quite know how the hell a sewing pin got on the inside of my shoe while I was outside taking a walk, but 0/10, would not recommend
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I don't quite know how the hell a sewing pin got on the inside of my shoe while I was outside taking a walk, but 0/10, would not recommend
Nobody's asking the important question: do the Baileys want him removed?
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Nobody's asking the important question: do the Baileys want him removed?
Do they want more Luigis? Because that's how they get more Luigis.
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Do they want more Luigis? Because that's how they get more Luigis.
Hell on Earth, conveniently located in nearly 2000 locations across the US
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hell on Earth, conveniently located in nearly 2000 locations across the US
Apologies to my nieces and nephews as I will not be able to afford buying them Lego sets for Christmas after I make this purchase for myself
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Star Trek: U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D™ 10356 | LEGO® Icons | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US
LEGO® Icons Star Trek model kit for adults
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November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Apologies to my nieces and nephews as I will not be able to afford buying them Lego sets for Christmas after I make this purchase for myself
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www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
Sometimes when we're watching TV, Beemo will just hang out in this basket just behind and to the side of the sofa.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Sometimes when we're watching TV, Beemo will just hang out in this basket just behind and to the side of the sofa.
Nothing quite like being halfway through one's vacation and noticing a hole right in the ass in the jeans you wore for a few days, not knowing when the hole appeared. Good thing I brought a second pair with me.
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nothing quite like being halfway through one's vacation and noticing a hole right in the ass in the jeans you wore for a few days, not knowing when the hole appeared. Good thing I brought a second pair with me.
Having breakfast in the members lounge at the hotel and a businesswoman is discussing her company's AI adoption woes with another businessperson and
like
what if I *didn't* have to hear every word of her phone conversation this morning
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what if I *didn't* have to hear every word of her phone conversation this morning
October 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Having breakfast in the members lounge at the hotel and a businesswoman is discussing her company's AI adoption woes with another businessperson and
like
what if I *didn't* have to hear every word of her phone conversation this morning
like
what if I *didn't* have to hear every word of her phone conversation this morning
I'm away on vacation in a city that's showing @realgdt.bsky.social's Frankenstein in a theater about a mile away from the hotel, and it's not in theaters back home. I know what I'll be doing later this week!
October 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm away on vacation in a city that's showing @realgdt.bsky.social's Frankenstein in a theater about a mile away from the hotel, and it's not in theaters back home. I know what I'll be doing later this week!
You know you're in Minneapolis when Prince is staring directly at your hotel
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You know you're in Minneapolis when Prince is staring directly at your hotel
I'm slightly saddened that Google Maps street view was updated and the images for my home no longer include the various plastic skeletons I had on display that October. But on the plus side, the new pics show how gorgeous my hydrangeas were this past July.
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm slightly saddened that Google Maps street view was updated and the images for my home no longer include the various plastic skeletons I had on display that October. But on the plus side, the new pics show how gorgeous my hydrangeas were this past July.
Really wish tv shows (well, the studios and execs, really) would stop ending on a cliffganger without an additional season being greenlit ***cough cough Alien: Earth cough***
September 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Really wish tv shows (well, the studios and execs, really) would stop ending on a cliffganger without an additional season being greenlit ***cough cough Alien: Earth cough***
Somewhat puzzled by the thunder I heard a few minutes ago as the skies are clear and radar is showing nothing in the immediate vicinity save for some random tiny storm cell all the way down by Fredonia.
September 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Somewhat puzzled by the thunder I heard a few minutes ago as the skies are clear and radar is showing nothing in the immediate vicinity save for some random tiny storm cell all the way down by Fredonia.
Reposted by DynaMike
You can call this an authoritarian regime taking away your free speech rights, but at the end of the day a corporation run by wealthy men decided they could make more $$$ going along with this. They could have said no.
Billionaires think fascism is profitable. They're betraying us for $$.
Billionaires think fascism is profitable. They're betraying us for $$.
September 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
You can call this an authoritarian regime taking away your free speech rights, but at the end of the day a corporation run by wealthy men decided they could make more $$$ going along with this. They could have said no.
Billionaires think fascism is profitable. They're betraying us for $$.
Billionaires think fascism is profitable. They're betraying us for $$.
By not objecting, every single one of them is effectively endorsing every racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/fascist thing he ever said. But, like, "vote blue no matter who" or whatever the fuck.
National day of remembrance for Charlie Kirk motion passed the Senate by unanimous consent.
Zero Democrats objected, which would have stopped it.
Tommy Tuberville is presiding — and smirking.
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Zero Democrats objected, which would have stopped it.
Tommy Tuberville is presiding — and smirking.
www.c-span.org/networks/?ch...
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September 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
By not objecting, every single one of them is effectively endorsing every racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/fascist thing he ever said. But, like, "vote blue no matter who" or whatever the fuck.
This, exactly this.
What's happening to Colbert and Kimmel is diabolical, absolutely. But censorship to this degree has been happening. People simply ignored it bc it happened to Black and Brown people first. Melissa Harris Perry, Tiffany Cross, Joy Reid, Don Lemon. Marc Lamont Hill. Karen Attiah just this week.
September 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This, exactly this.
Legit questions for every Cis-Het White Ally™ foaming at the mouth and shitting their pants over Jimmy Kimmel: where were you when Disney censored LGBTQ content overseas? Where were you when Disney scrubbed all DEI from their internal policy? Why did you think this could never happen to you?
September 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Legit questions for every Cis-Het White Ally™ foaming at the mouth and shitting their pants over Jimmy Kimmel: where were you when Disney censored LGBTQ content overseas? Where were you when Disney scrubbed all DEI from their internal policy? Why did you think this could never happen to you?
Reposted by DynaMike
People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police
September 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police
My sweet little murdercat is 10 today! Happy birthday, Casper
September 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My sweet little murdercat is 10 today! Happy birthday, Casper